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If Columbus had a girlfriend he would have never discovered America. You want to know why????? Because..... Columbus' Girlfriend - Whr r u goin? Wit whom? How u goin? To discover wat? Why only u? What shud I do wen u r gone? Can I come with u? When will u be back? Whr will u stay? Will...

Wife and Girlfriend Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. No money, u sell the TV, Got money u change ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But...

25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES 1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it. 4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s...

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn't have" Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main squeeze, doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-a**...

One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I...

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into...

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into...

Dear Tech Support Team, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system...

A guy took his girlfriend to his first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents, " she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

Ya know, I'd love to have a g/f who was a WL.

Hi everyone just a short note to say bye and introduce my girlReviewiend SHANNON. Keep an eye out in the next day or two as Nikki will be putting a photo of her up on my site as she will be taking the address over and also as of Wed she will be taking my phone number over. So take a look and...

A few months ago my girlfriend sent me to a MP for my birthday. I would like to return the favour and give her am erotic massage for her birthday that is coming up in June. Does anyone have a suggestion where a girl can get a nice erotic massage? She may be into getting a massage from a woman...

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A man was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles - something she loved to do As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that so much?"...

While Girl-girl action can be found, it takes some looking to find. Candy in Adelitas is a known bi-sexual. However, bisexual dates/three-somes are much easier to arange with escorts. Give one of the agencies (like Team Juanita) a call. Tell them exactly what you want and they'll give you a...

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Hi, I am looking to find an MP with a male masseur that is straight for my girlfriend. There is lots of posting here but I couldn't find one that had a male masseur that would service women, perhaps someone here could point me in the correct direction