Whackiest Sex Experiences

[Amy]

This thread got me thinking. Confession time. Well, there was one more. This was in Bahrain, mid 2008. I was at this hotel, and like most Bahraini hotels it was full of hotel flunkeys. The room boy gives you a list of numbers and nationalities of the in-house girls when you check-in. You slip him a 5BD note and everyones happy.

I had been eyeing this Thai girl the previous night at the hotel night club but had settled for a previous PRC aquaintance. Although I've had many a Thai in Bangkok, and I had not come for a weekend in bahrain for more Thais, this particular one I simply had to have. Remember "Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder " The next night I called the Thai mpter club closing time. Actually I had called her up to my room during lunchtime and discussed rates etc. and told her I'd call her later that night. Well she was a stunner no-doubt (8/10 and total GFE). At some point during the foreplay I went down on her and was shockingly repulsed by the smell. It was like a truck load of dead fish had crashed right in my face. Just to let you know that Bahrain works differently and the hotel whores need payment in advance (she already had my 100BD for the night). The stench was so bad I just couldn't go on. I remember rushing into the shower. mpter a long shower which involved liberal use of 1/3rd bottle of Savlon I returned to find her sulking on the bed. I told her I had lost interest (no reasons given) and said it's okay if she left. Most Thais are honest and don't like to see you unhappy and unsatisfied. I had a tough time convincing her I wasn't feeling well, lied about too much drink etc. Finally got rid of her and as with my Dubai experience switched to PLAN B - a 23yr PRC hottie I had the previous night.

Lessons learnt: It's always better to sink 30-40 BD for a short-time / one-hour and then decide if you want to continue and pay the rest for a full nighter.

Sir Van Koff

 

[husoski]

Hello mate. Can you have a look at the pictures I posted? The Feroza I keep mentioning is also Reviewom Uzbeckistan. Maybe it is the same one?

JSF

 

[rafferty]

Had a similar BBW experience as JSF. Dunno what prompted me to pick her up, probably too many pints of Heineken. Good conversation, enthusiastic f*ck back at my hotel room. Once the deed was done I had a shower, came back and asked her to leave (politely) eventhough I'd paid for the night. She seemed a bit disappointed but left anyway. Next thing I did was switch on my camera and delete two of her pics I'd clicked earlier. Then I was back on the phone (3:30 am) with Firuza my previous nights sweetheart, who mpter a bit of leg pulling (i saw u leave with the fat one, why she no good??) agreed to come and stay till morning.

The following night I made up for this by having a sizzling hot Tajikstani :-D

EDIT: BTW this was in Dubai, and she was Reviewom Uzbhekistan

 

[RudyGal]

I once went to Feroza's house and Feroza insisted that i take the big fat one she had in the house. I dont like big fat ones so I kept on refusing. But Feroza was adamant. She said this is the only lady you have not fucked and she is always crying that JSF does not like her. I told Feroza it is not the question of liking. It is just that fat ladies dont turn me on.

She kept on nagging me until I gave in. M
The big fat lady gave me an enthusiastic BJ. I closed my eyes so that I could not see her and imagined I was with Ira or someone else. And finally got a boner. Put on the condom got on top in mish and started the machinery in ful speed. Within two mintues I jumped off her and rushed into the bathroom as if I had finished. Came out wearing my clothes and just walked out of the house befoer anyone could ask me anything.

Man it was pathetic.

JSF

 

[Catsftw]

2 years back :
1)When I was at my native , got a CBJ Reviewom a Worker in the farms between the bushes

4 years back :
2) I was talking to a lady who was 55years old, but she told me over the phone that she was 38 or so..One fine day went to her place at around 10 PM , and she found me on the road as she was directing me. she was so old and i did not have any reason to escape, thought to try a granny , As I had spoken about sex on phone and had to fuck her too! A loose cunt and a granny

Whatever, She gave a good BJ Doh ! And it was pathetic and i have shooted my load Reviewee of cost

 

[the chosen one]

my experience on this limited to occasions.
1) group sex in the jungle with almost nude - few years back (posted in my true experience )

2) having bj while drunken driving on the highways . (3 times I had . but only one is posted happened on before deepawali 2008 )

CW

 

[jd spoonworthy]

My whackiest experience was around 5 years back with one of my ex GF in my car. We were parked at this very desolate, secluded spot off a highway and we were making out in the Reviewont seats.... my GF was almost topless and we were enjoying it when suddenly we noticed this small boy who was probably 10 years old standing in Reviewont of the car, very close to the passenger side Reviewont window and watching very intently. I had very dark film on the car windows but he was so Revieweaking close that I'm sure the view must have been good. He must have been there for a good 5 mins at least as I was careful about watching the road once in a while till then.

Both of us Revieweaked out right then and I just somehow managed to get clothes back on her, slotted into gear and zoomed off. The kid I'm sure had a great time watching us!!! I gave up making out in a car mpter this incident.

 

[TheRightInfo]

1. BJ in Parle Parking lot...Review posted 2-3 months back
2. Ice BBBJ with one of my ex-girlReviewiend...Sorry cant post Review as she was once my GF

 

[ViktoriaXVicious]

Hi folks...One of the post inspired me to create this thread.
As the name suggests, pls post your Whackiest sex experiences here, be it past ones or new ones.

 

[alpnil77]

this is my experience three to four month back in Dahiasr Mumbai. I called my regular independent girl and fixed appointment with her. As I reach I was shock to see 16 year girl along with her and she was insisting to take her and that girl together in session as that girl was new to business. I started with that young girl and my regular guiding her how to satisfied man. I had DATY and DFK along with CIM and fucking in all possible position both of them with wonderful body massage.this was best ever experience my life.After that encounter I am unable to see them again.

 

[frugalyeda]

This is from a couple of years ago. TRUE story

I know this girl from my complex. she recently has got divorced and was upset about it. her parents know my parents and so they want me to talk to her to help her. so like a good boy I talked to her and helped her out. She is well educated and smart. not that great looking but one of the best racks i have seen.

After a few weeks, somebody at her house was ill. I came to know and went one day to her house alone to ask. she was depressed and (news to me) she had started smoking. I said that not good and started lecturing her about the good girl routine. She then mentioned nobody was at home. One thing led to another and soon we were kissing. I put my hand under her shirt and she did not say anything so i squeezed her huge melons. then slowly unbuckled her pants and put my hand inside. felt her really wet pussy. it felt awesome. she then took me to her bedroom and i took of all her clothes and them my clothes. she swallowed johny like a pro. let me lick her pussy for sometime and did some 69. after sometime took her miss and them doggy. it was great.

Now we meet around and its like nothing had happened. I still sometimes think about it and hope that it would happen again, but am scared to approach her for it again.

 

[Unregistered]

Nice FR. Keep on trying, you will success again. She must be hungry for dick....

This is from a couple of years ago. TRUE story

I know this girl from my complex. she recently has got divorced and was upset about it. her parents know my parents and so they want me to talk to her to help her. so like a good boy I talked to her and helped her out. She is well educated and smart. not that great looking but one of the best racks i have seen.

After a few weeks, somebody at her house was ill. I came to know and went one day to her house alone to ask. she was depressed and (news to me) she had started smoking. I said that not good and started lecturing her about the good girl routine. She then mentioned nobody was at home. One thing led to another and soon we were kissing. I put my hand under her shirt and she did not say anything so i squeezed her huge melons. then slowly unbuckled her pants and put my hand inside. felt her really wet pussy. it felt awesome. she then took me to her bedroom and i took of all her clothes and them my clothes. she swallowed johny like a pro. let me lick her pussy for sometime and did some 69. after sometime took her miss and them doggy. it was great.

Now we meet around and its like nothing had happened. I still sometimes think about it and hope that it would happen again, but am scared to approach her for it again.

 

[desiguy]

This has happened long back with me. I got attracted to oneof my friend’s wife. She is a beautiful lady. Good figure, fair colour and 5’3â€height.She also had shown her interest on me. This happened during one of the festival. She came nearer to me and touched her boobs on my chest. This lasted for couple of times and for some duration; though there were lots of people and huge gathering. Her hubby works in well know organization and staying in organizations colony. Then I decided to visit her home one Sunday. Accordingly after 2 weeks I visited her place; luckily her hubby was in market. I was hesitant to go forward. In the mean time a phone call (land line) came. The call was from her hubby; she told him that I am in their home to visit them and I want to speak to him. So I took the phone and started to talk to him. While handing over me the phone, she pinched me on my hand then on face. I got the signal and after keeping the phone I hold her tightly and pressed her boobs (36 size, soft like any thing). The door was open so I could not take long time. Also I placed a kiss on her lips. Then I came down; they were living on first floor. When I came down and saying her good bye; she told me it is paining. I asked where, she said where you pressed hard. I told her should I come and give massage? She shook her head optimistic. I came back again, by the time she got inside the bedroom. I followed her and start massaging her boobs, Kissed her a lot. In the mean time her hubby came back. After that I was there for another half an hour and gone back.
There after we were in touch through phone and after fewdays with her consent I took a leave and reached her home around 11 AM. Her hubby was in office and son was in school. We went to her bed and start kissing, pressing and sucking her boobs. She was laying down and I was on top. She was wearing nighty. I pull the nighty down from her shoulder and sucking. She started moaning and was pulling my hairs like any thing. I was dry humping her and she was on fire. In this act she got orgasm. When I tried to touch her pussy, she said NO to it. I request her but she was refusing me, saying that she does not wants to betray her hubby (!!!!!!!!!). I took out my jhony and put on her hand.She kissed it well. I was carrying condi with me, for no use. Any how I thought if I continue like this, after some days she will give me every thing. This act continued for few days.
One day she told me that she is now ready and wants fuck at least one time with me. So again I took leave and reached her home. Started our act, she was in nighty. We kissed each other, suck her boobs, then I came down. Lifted her nighty and pulled her panty down. She was so wet by this time, her panty also was wet. Pussy with small hairs with well maintained. I started licking her pussy;the smell and test was well. By the time her moan was louder and louder and louder…. Then I open my zip and took jhony out. Placed on her pussy and give a small push. It was wet but so tight; I felt difficulties to enter. Then I pressed hard and in one stroke I entered fully. I started stroking and after 15min I cum inside her. It was without condi. Initially she was not ready without condi but she only insisted me for without condi. We enjoyed 3 times that day…..still we meet; when ever we get chance s… she is having a real tight pussy. If eel jealousy with her hubby about such tight pussy ……

 

[nick.smashing9]

Hi... Buddies... Looking for some contacts in jaipur... If any please share naa...

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[frugalyeda]

Nice FR. it good that in this forum everbody is not asking for numbers.

This has happened long back with me. I got attracted to oneof my friend’s wife. She is a beautiful lady. Good figure, fair colour and 5’3â€height.She also had shown her interest on me. This happened during one of thefestival. She came nearer to me and touched her boobs on my chest. This lastedfor couple of times and for some duration; though there were lots of people andhuge gathering. Her hubby works in well know organization and staying inorganization’s colony. Then I decided to visit her home one Sunday. Accordinglyafter 2 weeks I visited her place; luckily her hubby was in market. I was hesitantto go forward. In the mean time a phone call (land line) came. The call wasfrom her hubby; she told him that I am in their home to visit them and I wantto speak to him. So I took the phone and started to talk to him. While handingover me the phone, she pinched me on my hand then on face. I got the signal andafter keeping the phone I hold her tightly and pressed her boobs (36 size, softlike any thing). The door was open so I could not take long time. Also I placeda kiss on her lips. Then I came down; they were living on first floor. When Icame down and saying her good bye; she told me it is paining. I asked where, shesaid where you pressed hard. I told her should I come and give massage? She shookher head optimistic. I came back again, by the time she got inside the bedroom. I followed her and start massaging her boobs, Kissed her a lot. In themean time her hubby came back. After thatI was there for another half an hour and gone back.
There after we were in touch through phone and after fewdays with her consent I took a leave and reached her home around 11 AM. Her hubbywas in office and son was in school. We went to her bed and start kissing,pressing and sucking her boobs. She was laying down and I was on top. She waswearing nighty. I pull the nighty down from her shoulder and sucking. She startedmoaning and was pulling my hairs like any thing. I was dry humping her and shewas on fire. In this act she got orgasm. When I tried to touch her pussy, shesaid NO to it. I request her but she was refusing me, saying that she does notwants to betray her hubby (!!!!!!!!!). I took out my jhony and put on her hand.She kissed it well. I was carrying condi with me, for no use. Any how I thoughtif I continue like this, after some days she will give me every thing. This actcontinued for few days.
One day she told me that she is now ready and wants fuck atleastone time with me. So again I took leave and reached her home. Started our act, shewas in nighty. We kissed each other, suck her boobs, then I came down. Lifted hernighty and pulled her panty down. She was so wet by this time, her panty alsowas wet. Pussy with small hairs with well maintained. I started licking her pussy;the smell and test was well. By the time her moan was louder and louder andlouder…. Then I open my zip and took jhony out. Placed on her pussy and give asmall push. It was wet but so tight; I felt difficulties to enter. Then Ipressed hard and in one stroke I entered fully. I started stroking and after 15min I cum inside her. It was without condi. Initially she was not ready withoutcondi but she only insisted me for witout condi. We enjoyed 3 times that day…..still we meet; when ever we get chances… she is having a real tight pussy. Ifeel jealousy with her hubby about such tight pussy……

 

[Bouncer]

Nice FR frugalyeda. Its true that there are enough ladies out there who are unable to enjoy the fun element in their marriage. Women do it for either of these two reasons - Fun(love) or Money. Those doing for money become indies. While most of those who desire the fun are not willing to take a step further. But few do take the further step and if you are lucky enough like me you may hit a jackpot like I did about a year ago.

Two years back I met this typical housewife in her early 30s. She was staying in the neighboring flat with her inlaws and a 4 yr old son. Her husband works in merchant navy and is on vessels for 6-8 months in a year. She use to come to our house every day and have conversations on tea with my mom everyday. I was new in job those days and we use to see each other every day but just exchanged smiles. She is average in looks but is in pretty good shape, short, midframe, wheatish and adding to it always dresses in saree. Suddenly after 4-5 months the family shifted to some other place. But I kept in touch with her on phone. Slowly our phone talks became more frequent, we talked almost every alternate day and became like good friends. We won eachothers trust and shared our secrets. One day she told about lack of passion in her bed. Her hubby was a frequent drinker and mostly out for work abroad. This is how it all started. Since last May we are involved physically. We plan our meets whenever her hubby is out on ship vessels for 2-3 months. We meet atleast once in a month, sometimes twice as opportunity prevails. We do everything...domination, phonesex, games, movies....everything and we enjoy what we do to each other and fulfill each others fantasies.

Last Jan had a marathon 4 hr session with her. Actually got lucky that day as her son was out on a school picnic and her inlaws were at their relatives funeral at their native and were away for two days. And we were like praising the deceased relative for giving us this opportunity. Feb and March has been a drought so far as her husband is back. But as per the saying 'after dusk there is always dawn' guess what we may meet in april first week at a wedding and a quickie is on cards. We have planned it but don't know if she wants to make an april fool of me(she likes to play pranks). Hope its not a prank and our quickie comes true.

 

[Jagermeister]

Ok. bro If you guys keep meeting and act like nothing has happened then you there is a storm that is gonna come. Similar case with me.

We had experiences before of touching and feeling each other through our clothes but we never spoke about it. She was a close friend of mine. She had a huge fight with her boyfriend once and was very angry, so she went to a bar and started drinking all by herself. After sometime she called me because she got bored sitting alone. We would casually call each other for small reasons even if we wanted to share the stupidest of things.

I was supposed to go to Bangalore for a business meeting but when i heard her cry over the phone i cancelled everything and rushed to meet her. After she cried out we started drinking a bit and playing the famous "I have never ever ever" drinking game. The penalties slowly started being sexual and we started giggling and laughing over a lot of things. Eventually i realized we were both too drunk to go home, so i booked a room in nearby hotel. After checking in i went down to get some lime pieces. After i came up i saw she had changed into one of my shirts i was carrying in my suitcase and had laid her naked legs out on the bed. Oh my Gawd!! i saw her and started getting an erection there itself, plus i was little high so i couldnt control my erection. My formal pant was a body-tight one so it the size was visible through. I dont know if she saw it or no because she said she wanted to go to the toilet, so i helped her walk, waited at the toilet till she had brushed her teeth and after she finished she came back and hugged me and she body hugged me like she wanted to feel my erection. Gosh! This was becoming unbearable and i was getting warm all over. The next thing i knew – we were really doing DFKs and and she was unzipping my pants while DFKing and it became pretty rough like we wanted to tear each other's clothes apart. We started kissing each other all over and she started moaning and guiding me head all over her body. My heart was pounding and it was telling me its fucking wrong but my hands, my legs and fucking JohhnyBoy here just would stop.



Then the moment of truth... She just stopped spread her legs and said "Do it... Please do it". I was trying to be all gentleman like and say "Its wrong, i dont even have a condom".... But she just said " Just fucking do it"..like she was some freaking Commander. Anyways, i love women who command, it turns me on. So there!!! That was one wild passionate romp we started. We started with the missionary, then spooned and then she came. And when she came, she wet the bed, she wet my clothes on the bed and she wet my shirt she was wearing and of course, my Johnny was wet with her squirt. So, we went to the floor and pulled out the mattress and she rode on me until i came. Thats it, she collapsed beside me and I was flat out.


Next morning, i called for breakfast in the room, she had some crocin and went to sleep and after an hour woke up and she wanted another round. So after 2 pops and a couple of hours later we packed up and went out

This actually happened after we would just make out 2-3 times before. So, i guess it was all pent up feelings.

Cheers
Jagermeister

This is from a couple of years ago. TRUE story

 

[desiguy]

Nice FR Bouncer brother. I am also having similar case, which I'll share shortly. Probably you'll like that. It was a house wife from Thane..... rest later on....

Nice FR frugalyeda. Its true that there are enough ladies out there who are unable to enjoy the fun element in their marriage. Women do it for either of these two reasons - Fun(love) or Money. Those doing for money become indies. While most of those who desire the fun are not willing to take a step further. But few do take the further step and if you are lucky enough like me you may hit a jackpot like I did about a year ago.

Two years back I met this typical housewife in her early 30s. She was staying in the neighboring flat with her inlaws and a 4 yr old son. Her husband works in merchant navy and is on vessels for 6-8 months in a year. She use to come to our house every day and have conversations on tea with my mom everyday. I was new in job those days and we use to see each other every day but just exchanged smiles. She is average in looks but is in pretty good shape, short, midframe, wheatish and adding to it always dresses in saree. Suddenly after 4-5 months the family shifted to some other place. But I kept in touch with her on phone. Slowly our phone talks became more frequent, we talked almost every alternate day and became like good friends. We won eachothers trust and shared our secrets. One day she told about lack of passion in her bed. Her hubby was a frequent drinker and mostly out for work abroad. This is how it all started. Since last May we are involved physically. We plan our meets whenever her hubby is out on ship vessels for 2-3 months. We meet atleast once in a month, sometimes twice as opportunity prevails. We do everything...domination, phonesex, games, movies....everything and we enjoy what we do to each other and fulfill each others fantasies.

Last Jan had a marathon 4 hr session with her. Actually got lucky that day as her son was out on a school picnic and her inlaws were at their relatives funeral at their native and were away for two days. And we were like praising the deceased relative for giving us this opportunity. Feb and March has been a drought so far as her husband is back. But as per the saying 'after dusk there is always dawn' guess what we may meet in april first week at a wedding and a quickie is on cards. We have planned it but don't know if she wants to make an april fool of me(she likes to play pranks). Hope its not a prank and our quickie comes true.

 

[Bouncer]

WTF desiguy...! Even my darling HW is from thane. Thane seems to be a hub of unsatisfied ladies. Well do share your adventure with your darling.

Nice FR Bouncer brother. I am also having similar case, which I'll share shortly. Probably you'll like that. It was a house wife from Thane..... rest later on....

 

[Bouncer]

Here is another of my whackiest sex experiences. This one was during my college days. After my 12th exams me and my friend were in an auto and were on a highway somewhere around navi mumbai. We were going to various colleges to fill up admission forms after 12th. CAP admission procedures were not till then. While in the auto, our auto was just behind a biker. The biker had a young lady(probably his GF) seated behind him with legs on both sides of the wheel and pressing her melons against him. She had both her hands around his waist(that is how it looked like to us from behind). But when our auto caught up speed and was exactly parallel to the biker we saw that the lady had a plastic bag in one hand and the other hand below the plastic bag(trying to hide the other hand under the plastic bag. Me and my friend both watching eagerly as to what was she doing. She later noticed that we were watching her and was taken a back surprised. She immediately tried to take out her hand from below the bag but in the process she lost the bag in the speeding wind. And to our surprise....we saw she was actually giving a HJ to her BF while he was riding. poor guy was all unbuckled unzipped and his GF embarrassed and helpless. :big laugh:Me and my friend were laughing like crazy in the auto. The biker slowed down immediately and we were past the biker. Even today, the sight of a couple on a bike makes me laugh.

"HJ while biking", what an innovative way of making out in public, lucky biker but was caught on unlucky occasion.