Jeeeezuz h chryste on a Chinese shrimp cracker! I haven’t seen a bunch of Nancies bitch and moan this much since my aunt Sally raised her prices at the neighbourhood Tupperware club.
How’s this sound? She’s easily one of the finest things to ever cross yer filthy, porn-addled excuse for brains and it’s juuuust galling you that she won’t return your desperate texts let alone mustard your tiny wieners. Or else how do you explain all this? Yeah, that’s it, you obviously think you missed the gravy train but in actuality it never carried any gravy or even left the station.
Awwww, so the lonely, bitter misogynists have go back to Leo’s List for nasty, skeezy, sloppy 2nds (more like 342nds) or jerk off in the bathroom (don’t forget to turn the fan on!) with wifey’s Nivea cream while she falls asleep in front of the tv, bored and unfulfilled—again.
Shit, man, she’s a sweet 25 y.o. girl who gets paid whatever she wants, whenever she wants and for doing as little as she wants… and they keep on lining up for more. Sounds like she’s doing something right, doesn’t it? It’s called free market capitalism and she’s killing it. So fuck off if you don’t like it and go pick on yer shit stain kids instead of this young girl, who btw is actually someone’s child and has to explain to her parents why she’s the online target of uncalled for speculation and bullying by a bunch pervert losers twice her age who unfortunately got bored with the local corner skanks.
Here’a a thought: put down your sticky phones, shower (with soap), put on your one and only decent outfit, come up from your parents’ basement, go to a bar (don’t forget to prep the roofies first), pretend you have a personality and meet a girl like the semi-normal guys you always wanted to be. Or is that too much work for you? Y’all make me ashamed to have a dick.
P.S. If all you can muster for a retort is “simp,” “white night,” or “beta” then go for it and prove you’re the unoriginal, unimaginative, dropout-dimwits the ladies have been calling you your entire lives. And I couldn’t actually give a shit cuz guess who’s keeping company with that magnificent lady and who’s not?