Will that be mattress or table?

[U.F.R.]

In most Asian-run places you may not even get the choice.

Usually the mattress is right on the floor, with a towel that, after many years of hobbying at many different Asian places, I've never seen being changed after use. The towel is then covered with a single sheet of flimsy paper that moves around, sticks to your body and rips apart at touch.

I always thought I was using my head, or whatever remnant remains in such situations, when I insisted on having 2 paper coverings.

That was until after a particularly vigorous workout, I found that both partially shredded sheets had slid off the mattress onto the floor, and I was lying directly on the ancient towel.

Besides landing all over the place, including my face and the young lady's hair, my wayward spray's trajectory found a landing strip right there with me on the towel.

Who knows when the towel had last been changed? It wasn't after my forced landing.

Who knows what sort of mementos were keeping me company on the towel, left there by the other saps who had rolled around on the mattress before me?

That's aside from the possibility of picking up a contagious skin disease.

And then there's the thought of bugs, lice, mites, ticks and fleas.

I think I need another shower.

Never again!

 

[Nancy T]

I hate those paper sheets... flimsy, rip and especially after a shower they stick to you.

 

[dokomo]

Hey, Dee, glad I got your attention.

Have you also noticed that the paper sheets are too short, or that they always slide off the pillow?

What kind of nasty nit could be hiding there for you to take home to your gf, wife, children or grandchildren?

You're just talking about discomfort.

I'm talking about the health risk, as well.

I'm talking about insisting that only cloth sheets that are washed in hot water and detergent after each use be the only covering allowed.

And if they refuse that they be banned.

Or, if not banned, at least barred.

Hey! There must be a Dr. in the house to give us his opinion.

What do think?

Kasp_ar

 

[? ??so? ?]

Ummm, bring your own towel?
...and some disinfectant wipes.

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Mommy of 1]

OK to the disinfectant wipes -- you can pick up a portable traveling package that fits easily into a pocket. But what about the towel? Do you carry that around with you in a Louis Vuitton bag?

Naughtylady, your just being naughty...and facetious.

I'm being absolutely serious.

I'd appreciate if you were, as well.

Thanks.

Kasp_ar

 

[chacha]

I agree that the mattress covering could be much better than what exists. I think their objective is to reduce the amount of laundry.

There is an alternative to the mattress however, one that they use in a "thai yoga" massage, where the floor massage is done on a very firm rubber mat covered with a sheet. With this mat there is no concern about bed bugs etc. It can also be washed down with a wet rag after each use.

The only time I have seen this in use was with Diana, Montreal's "Queen of Thai". It may not be as comfortable as a full mattress but it works well for both the giver and receiver.

 

[Federico]

Table is better than floor or mattress. I find that the mattress is too soft and springy for a good massage. It realy hurts when pressure is applied on the spine and it goes into the U shape.

 

[alohaaizzy]

I agree that there's nothing better when having a strong professional massage than a firm and stable professional massage table.

But, as we who bother reading the posts on eforum.xxx are well-aware, the term "massage" has taken on a secondary meaning that at time has less to do with massage than with the other ways that the body can benefit from the touch of a woman, particularly a beautiful and sensuous one, who is well-versed in the erotic art of love.

If you get my drift?

At such times, IMHO, an over-sized table or a bed is your best bet.



Kasp_ar

 

[|Chris]

You carry you towel in your gym bag.

I was being serious. I had a client who liked to get naughty in the peeps. It was quite dirty/sticky in there (I don't think they wipe down the vinyl booth much less wipe the floor on a regular basis. So I would bring a towel (and paper towels and baby-wipes)

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Redneck_Girl325]

Paper towels also slip, shred and tear.

Doesn't deal with the nits and things that cozy up or onto you.

I'd rather pay a few bucks extra at a place that uses real sheets that are washed after every use.

Kasp_ar

 

[Torch-Bearer]

This thread erases one item off my "bucket list".

 

[sassy k]

And what might that be, my good man?

The massage experience? The mattress? The table?

Or do you mean the nits or other nasties?

Please spell it out for us all to understand.

Thanks!

Kasp_ar

 

[Dark Diva]

Now I am being naughty and facetious:

I suppose a sheet would fit into the 'ole gym bag....

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Zephyr - That Skate Kid]

Yes, that's true.

And then you'd hand the cum-stained sheet to your gf, wife or significant other for washing.

Right?

Kasp_ar

 

[missrainbowstarxxxxx]

Kasp_ar, you got it all wrong! You're supposed to hand the cum-stained sheet to your mistress for washing, not to your GF or SO!

 

[YahooUser]

Thanks for telling me!

Now that solves everything.

My wife was starting to complain.

Kasp_ar

 

[Masseur_at_Play]

OK, so now we bring our own towel, baby wipes, hand sanitizer, Lysol. Am I forgetting anything else?

 

[BOsKO]

Ronnie, you Naughtylady, I think Mr. Wiggles with his wiggly tongue-in-cheek is talking to you. IMHO, I think the mistress, the GF, the wife or the SO should really add to that little old gym bag condoms, mouthwash, massage oil, lubricant and, of course, Kwellada to deal with the hair nits and pubic crabs.

I think we've just about got it all now.

What do you think, Ronnie?

Kasp_ar

 

[Virgin_phoenix]

2214 has a mattress set up in one of their downstairs rooms. I don't remember if it s a sheet or a paper covering? Do you know?

 

[MichealTracy]

Of course I know!

And with absolutely no doubt about it, at 2214 only real sheets are used -- and that's not only on the one mattress that's only temporarily there (the whole downstair room is being re-designed and outfitted) but on the over-sized, custom-made tables used in all the other rooms, as well.

Otherwise, it would have been sayonara for me.

Kasp_ar