Where can i go for a cheap 20 - 30 minute HJ in Calgay

[Unregistered]

Please help me out. I'm a total newb and im just looking for a first time massage parlor HJ experience for 20 - 30 minutes and preferably cheap. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Also I wanted to ask you all, I see a ton of ads on craigslist for parlors but everyone has pictures of very very hot big breasted asian women. I assume these are fake or not the actual girls correct? Or do massage parlor girls like this actually exist??

Many thanks everyone!!

 

[Unregistered]

Kid's from east tree stump. My advice, kid, is to stay the hell away from MPs. Find a nice girlfriend, and spend your time with her and your money on her.

I have screwed thousands of women from Athens to Zurich, and let me tell you, I would rather screw one woman whom I truly love 20,000 times than screw 20,000 women. This is the best advice this old soldier can give you.

 

[Unregistered]

thanks! ^^^^^^^^

 

[Unregistered]

all those Asian pics on backpage are fake. Don't expect that same person if you partake with them.

 

[Unregistered]

I don't think he was asking for your opinion of how he should live his life dude, keep on topic or keep it to yourself.

 

[Unregistered]

An ounce of medicine is worth a pound of cure. If I can stop the lad from making a big mistake, then I will. If I give some advice, and he chooses to disregard it, there is nothing more I can do. I have done my part.

As for you telling me to button my lip, this country regards freedom of speech as one of its most prized treasures. If you want to control what others say because what they say displeases you, you will be be warmly welcomed in China, North Korea, Cuba, and Syria among other places where barking dogs are muzzled. As long as you are in Canada, debate, tolerate, or celebrate the views of others, but don't tell them to stop expressing their views as doing so is a serious attack on the country itself.

 

[Unregistered]

You don't get it , do you? He was asking for advice on a jac shak, not a life style....

 

[wuwei]

Wow, 6 replies and not a single one an answer to the lads question.
And here I was looking for an answer as well, personally prefer the Toronto style services to the Edmonton style full services and am always looking for more Alberta based information.

 

[Unregistered]

You are confused, asshole. Paying for sexual services isn't a lifestyle choice. Nobody chooses to do this. You fall into it. You have a lack of available options to naturally attract someone to help you satisfy your sexual need so you end up having to pay for what you should be able to get for free either from a partner or a friend. Reading all the whining on these boards about the high cost of different sexual favours shows that most guys are not happy about paying the high charges, but still they do. Why? Because they have a lack of normal options to get their sexual need attended to. In short, they have fallen into a trap.

If I can save the lad from falling in this trap, then I have done a helluva lot more to help him live good, than an asshole like you who thinks it is completely normal for a guy to pay for it. Ineed, once a guy starts paying for it without a second thought, he has fallen into it. Gi

 

[Unregistered]

Dear Asshole (yes, you really are one) Do you enjoy trashing someone else? Do you think YOU are going to save someone else - LOL. My god you are naive. The next thing you'll be doing is kneeling down and offering to pray with the young guy. Do us a favor and go masturbate by yourself. Oh, and when you're doing that - you can truly "Go Fuck Yourself" you miserable piece of shit.

 

[Unregistered]

OMG I cant believe what I am reading. Go screw yourself you self-righteous asshole. Nobody chooses to do this?? you are an idiot. Yes it is a lifestyle choice. A lot are married or have a girlfriend (and yes they can attract a partner!) who go there. Its not just unattractive losers you dope. I'm single, and have a few "normal" girlfriends and still I do this once in a while for fun. Go back to church and leave this forum if that's your attitude.

 

[Unregistered]

Not sure why you feel it necessary to attack religion as I made no religious allusions in my post.

I wonder how many of the married men you referenced tell ther wives about their trips to massage parlours. I very much doubt any wife would be happy knowing this, if for no other reason than the money spent.

"I'm single, and have a few "normal" girlfriends..." Not sure if you mean female friends or females whom are involved with for possible relationship building, but if the latter, your sentence reads as if you have more than one girlfriend concurrently, which then calls into question your use of "normal girlfriends." No girlfriend who has any serious interest or feelings for a chap will be pleased to see him seeking alternate female companionship and dropping large wads of cash in the process. If these girlfriends do condone it, then again I go back to what exactly does "normal" mean in your usage?

Reading the posts on this board gives me the sense that there are a lot of angry guys going to massage shops based on how much they carp about the cost and how so many MPs fail to provide value for money. I daresay they aren't having much fun visiting these places.

I maintain that if a guy's best sexual option is to visit a massage shop and pay for it (and then bitch about the cost), then there are more than a few things out of order in his life. It all goes back to the adage, "Why pay for it when you can get it for free?" I simply don't buy the fun angle. You have failed to convince me.

 

[Unregistered]

It is more fun to save money.

 

[Unregistered]

A famous British author has said that every man should be
willing to pay a reasonable price for his entertainment.
The fact that guys are annoyed with the high prices doesn't make them
angry. I don't think that anyone was arguing the point
that it is more fulfilling making love to having sex but these
mp do serve a purpose and they are definitely not just an
outlet for angry men who can't find a hot date.
Your view is very narrowminded and all the eloquent
ways of expressing your views on the subject won't hide
that fact.

 

[Unregistered]

Damn straight MPs do provide a essential service. If no MPs, I would be out raping gals from 10 to 90 to get my lovin'. Lock up your little girls, sisters, wives, mommas and grammas because I'll be after them.

 

[Unregistered]

LOTS of places in Calgary my favorite is Magical Touch (formerly Sunset) Massage

 

[billyson123]

If you need a nice 15-30 min hj, cbj or lay try Teal on BP she a hoot nice full boobs a little jubby but not really that bad she is well into her 40's maybe even 50's but a nice personality and good conversation when she's just playing with your mister. She has a small fairly clean house just off kensington rd about a block or two east of crowchild trail, small white house on the corner next to a new house being built. The first time I saw her she had a big dog we were talking about dog sex and she tried to get her dog to mount her. He didn't but she did get him hard for a bit and he would lick her pussy, but after I put some precum on her puss. I've seen her about 3 weeks ago for a quick hand job you are both always nude she truely likes what she does. She was 12 when she did her first blow job and lay and been going strong ever since. She loves her sex. cheers Billy

 

[Unregistered]

I am looking for a decent massage with extras in Renfrew area, Edmonton trial does any one have any helpful info