What's up in the Bonn/Cologne Area?

[Dancer101]

Jamilia???

 

[sdumpsinp]

I have written several reports obout the delights of Frankfurt: Oase, Palace, FKK-World and not to be forgotten, alas now closed Atlantis.

ARTEMIS in Berlin is also a great place, if you go when there is no Trade shows in the Messe grounds near by.

Last week I visited Koeln (Cologne) and went to Samya, which is also well worth visiting... the premises are small, somewhat out of town centre, but the girls are delightful and not at all clockwatchers.

NOTHING HOWEVER BEATS my FIRST VISIT TO BERND'S: I have never come across such a variety of the most gorgeous and pleasant women, who are the nearest to GFE anywhere ! I spent 6 delightful hours hours there and wish I discorvered this gem of a place many years ago. The tall Russian 20 yo blonde girl, will outshine any Playboy model she is easily 11+ and goes out of her way to make her wonderful company match her looks. Sonia, black hair half Italian was the most passionate insatiable lovemaker. Getting a BBBJ in the lounge before going to a room and watching others adds to the fun. A Polish girl with lips to die for and never ending throat delights in some vigorous acrobatics, she is at least 9+ I must also comment on the most pleasant looking men. The procedure of paying for all at the end is also very civilised. I spent about 400Eur on entry, 4 girls and tips and walked out on hands and knees. It was a Friday evening and I am told it was not very busy.

Bernd's is a in small villa in a charming village, some 35kms from Cologne. A GPS is a MUST, if you don't want to expolore the countryside.

 

[Bond 003 1/2]

Correct, the trolley stop is Bonn-West, Strassenbahn, S-Bahn, U-bahn line nr is U 16 or U 18 from Cologne (N 25 km see http://KVB.de) and from Bad Godesberg suburbs (S 11 km). Or go to the Bonn main railway station Hauptbahnhof (Bonn Hbf, 1.2 km; fast, inexpensive connections from all over Europe, like FRA airport for 31 euro in < 2 hrs, see http://bahn.de)


The closest Autobahn exits are Nr 6, Bonn-Endenich off the A-565 or Bonn-Nord at the southern end of A 555 from Cologne and all points east of the Rhine river, including FRA airport.

Well worth the trip from anywhere.

 

[Praful]

Yes, the 'Labyrinth' Laufhaus brothel is at Immenburgstrasse 17-21, downtown Bonn, near U-16 and U-18 stop Bonn-West and cental RR station (Hauptbahnhof--Hbf) as well as Autobahn exit 6 from the A 565. See map http://maps.google.de/maps?client=fi...hl=de&tab= wl

 

[Aye Jae]

Hi EuroTex:

Last time I visted the area (about 3 weeks ago) action as usual.

In Cologne, plenty of places near Hansaring station (one stop away from main station). Check out "Bild" newpaper which has adds (don need much German). Pascha and another large brothel about 10 minutes walk from station, or taxi ride. Multi-story buildings (two of them) with whatever you like

Bonn.
Immenburgstrasse. Large building divided (see my post last year). To get there, take taxi (about 3 euro).
Also many ladies in houses scattered throughut city. get Newspaper "Bonn Express" and check out 'personal service'.
Also, if you have car, on road past Immenburg strasse to first road to right. Take road after dark to end, then turn left (before train lines overhead). On road, and at parking platz on left after you make the turn are plenty streetwalkers. I have not tryed.

Sites for entire area: www.6relax.de (addresses and telephones included)

Prices:
Large laufhausen circ 30 for f&S, and anything up from that. Quality between v.poor and good. Girls 5-10 (if you are lucky)
Apartements: service good-excellent. Girls: varied. Cost 50-150 euro depending on service. Half hour (50) or full hour (100-150).
Street: Don't know.

Good Mongering.

 

[pink smiling]

That's over by Bonn W on the stadtbahn, right?

 

[Retro95]

Try the quaint "Laufhaus-Puff" (brothel) in 3 rehabilitated, interconnected old townhouses in the Immenburg-Strasse, walking distance (~1.2 km) from the Hauptbahnhof (Hbf) RR main stn and U16/18 stop Bonn-West. Also: lots of steetwalkers in the area. See the satellite map in the German Rheinforum.com , Koeln-Bonn section.

Personally I prefer FKK clubs for the ambience and ameneties (better looking girls too). Prices are about the same. But they are all in the suburbs.

I'll have a tour group together for the FIFA-WC and have time and capacities free before June/23 and after July/9/2006 to tour with 1 - 8 persons. PM me if interested. http://fkkguide.cyberfreehost.com

 

[confused]

I expect to be in Bonn in the late summer or early fall, and will be staying near the railroad station. Any advice you could give me on a sex club close by, walking distance would be great, would be appreciated. I find your the information you provide extremely interesting, and I would like to experience this.

Thanks again

 

[Petals B]

I grew up in the Koeln/Bonn/Duesseldorf/Dortmund/Aachen triangle I go back often to enjoy the mongering scene (best in the world!) Take me as your guide!

Hi!
I'm born and raised in the German Rhineland. Lived in the North America since 1968, I never got over the hangups and restrictions American society has about sex in general and prostitution specifically. Now retired I returned home.

I have travelled and lived all over the world in my professional life and sampled the local mongering commerce in many countries. But nowhere is the scene as hightly perfected, varied and economical as in Germany. Read here and elsewhere on mpnet about the endless possibilties to get laid in Germany for affordable fees and in safety, style, total hygiene and cleanliness.

My personal favorites are the many 'FKK-Clubs' (= nudist clubs) that started springing up in the 1980s and now are all over the place, especially in the Rhineland. I actually was the general manager of one of the biggest German FKK-Clubs for a year with my second wife (who was a German porn star I had met in Hollywood and dragged me back). It had an indoor swimming pool, sauna, bar and dining room, private and open play rooms, as well as rambling outdoor areas with lawns, groves and even a fish pond.
It was so photogenic that we could rent it out as shooting location for many porno and legit movies and TV productions.

FKK (= Frei Koerper Kultur = free body culture) means that everybody is naked, the staff (~18-28 yo), the guests, the barkeeps, even the cleaning ladies (shy guests may wear robes or bath towels). So you can inspect, even fondle the merchandise before you purchase any services.

The prices are fixed and surprisingly low. No haggling. No 'dry hustle', no pushing ladydrinks. Actually drinks and good food is included in the price of admission (Eu/US~$25~60) and a session with a girl only cost another Eu/US$~25~60. Some FKK-Clubs actually just charge a flat rate of (Eu/US$80-120) and one can indulge in as many sessions with the staff as one wishes. (One of them is 'Asiahouse' in Siegen, staffed with >20 Chinese and Thai girls. Many more of this genre exist, just do a search with the keyword 'Pauschalclub').

Most of the girls are actually Eastern European: Russians, Poles, Czech, Bulgarians, Ukrainians ect who work here a few years and return home as wealthy ladies. There are of course also a good percentage of German Fraeuleins.

These women are here on their own free will and are treated with fairness, respect and dignity. Club operators cannot afford losing any staff and treat them accordingly (I know, I was in charge of HR too as general manager of one).

Pimping and trafficing are the only aspects of prostitution that actually are illegal in Germany and this is strictly enforced even against husbands living off their wives' prostitution income.

In any case, I wish to introduce as many people to this amazing experience in the interest of freedom of expression and sexual liberation. Actually I write 'people' because it is not a 'no-no' to bring a wife or GF. Many clubs are actual and legit swingers' clubs where couples and non-professional ladies are welcomed and party for free, no participation required or expected. The motto is: 'Alles kann, nichts muss!' = Anything can happen, but nothing MUST happen.

My planned concept is to guide small groups of 2-8 around my old stomping grounds in the Frankfurt-Cologne-Duesseldorf-Essen triangle. I'll provide local knowledge, transportation, consultation and translation (many people in this scene do not speak English!). If desired I will arrange for accomodations at decent, modern economical hotels (no sense to waste $$$ on sleeping). Guide services will start and end at the airport.

The estimated cost for a week of classy, safe, legal mongering in Germany, including 2-3 sex sessions a day, airfare from USA, ground transport by spacious luxury van (minibus), guide services, hotel, food, gasoline ect should cost no more than about US$2000.- for a week to ten days, but can be lowered even more if meals are only taken at the hotels (breakfast is usually included in German hotel rates) and clubs. Some FKK-Clubs even offer free or inexpensive overnight stays.

Compare that with the rip-off prices, for instance, of Nevada brothels, illegal escort and 'massage' services in the USA (with their added risk of blundering into oh so frequnt vice stings), or those extravagantly overpriced sex resorts in the Caribbean staffed and run by Russians. As the prices rise and service and safety decline in 3rd world countries like Thailand or Brazil this is definitely the better deal..

In any case, if anybody is interested send me a private message.


Gummibear

 

[silmerrnattyina<3]

Thanks for the tips everyone!

 

[little.miss.shopaholic]

Fer cryin' out loud! Everybody else is dressed the same. Girls are nekkid or mostly nekkid so what you see is what you get. Go once and you'll get over it in a hurry. I guarantee it.

But if you must know, all 3 clubs in the so called Golden Triangle, Planet Happy Garden, Goldentime and Wildenrath provide big bathrobes where you can be covered from neck to down below your knees. That's your ticket. Unless you're shy about your calves.

 

[Yaqub H]

Most reports about Pascha and its facing brothel in Koeln are mixed if not bad. Prices are high and a lot of addad taxes after signing the deal!

The "laufhaus" in Bonn is a bit SW of station (Hbf) in Immensburger str. Cheap and simple as in FFM. Had funny long sessions with average thai lady for just 30E.

also in the 30E range is Stahlstrasse in Essen. More choice; in all brothel avoid german girls you will NEVER get good service from them. Thai and Latinas are the most willing to please. Blacks are not really dangerous but may steal anything and exchange against buying poor service.

FFM is great for the large FKK and NRW is the Mecca for public performance. On the swinger side you find Beverly (prof help) and Caesar (don't go alone). If you like 8-12 hours sex marathon (no limit) for a mere 100 E then go a bit north to partytreff Mettmann, Muenster, Diepholz, Osnabbrueck...

 

[ubermeisters]

youget a towel at a fkk so you dont have to be naked. some places have even a robe. most girl are naked big plus. and it is impossiabel to find a better price performance ratio. and you would be hard pressed to find better performance for more money in my opinion. That said there is a escort maggizine called happy weekend at all gas stations buy one and then you can find swinggers and normal escorts in german but there are numbers.

or just get a cab and ask for girls. there is forsure a night club most will offer take out but the service i had is at best average.

rd

 

[Tayler]

Bernd's Sauna Lichtenberg

You'll find it in the link above. I was there in 97. The owners wife was cooking brats in the yard. There was 15+ girls 7+. Great atmosphere. Had an oriental, Russian, and a German over the afternoon. The rest of the time I swam, saunaed, drank, ate, got massaged. What a day. A little hard to find but well worth the ride.

jwheels

 

[magnumgirl]

Here is a list of all fkk places in any area of Germany. Helps to know some German but I am sure any American is eager to learn foreign languages

http://21orover.com/discus/messages/43/44.html?1050811848

 

[cajuncutie]

thanks Red Dog, but I am looking for information about where these places are? Not so much into walking around naked in front of a buch of other people, so houses, or escorts are better for me than the FKK scene. Any pointers about where to go, addresses, areas etc?

 

[songsjosiah]

in germany there are 2 main FKK sections
One is frankfurt

the other in around cologne and dusseldorf.

there are a lot of FKKs in this area

check this mp there are a lot of clubs on it in the area

 

[Micky]

Just moved to Germany. Anyone have any tips for the Bonn/Cologne area? Areas to go, red light districts, houses, escorts?

Thx, ET