Westward Ho! Happy Girl, Universal, Japan Health Center

[Larry W]

With great relief at the results of my report, and that the weight trainer guy called it off today... I decided to abandon my workout tonight and start my Great Tour West (of all the MPs west of Cambie) one day early.

So I went west and stopped by Happy Girl. Never been there before. They had 2 girls available. I saw them both before committing, and decided not to commit to anything. Too old and flabby. Anyone have anything to add about this place as of late?

Then to Universal... is this place an MP? It seemed too legit. Someone tell me what's up with that place, as I might revisit. The front desk asian girl sure was cute, but the 20 something asian guys acting like gangstahs hanging around like they owned the place were irritating. I couldn't tell if it was legit or what, and since they only had 2 girls, I left without seeing them.

Then to Japan Health Center. Saw an impressive line up, especially one of the Korean girls. Mimi, 5'6", spinner with big D's. I had to check her out. Face was strong but pretty. Medium brown eyes, thin nose and nicely shaped lips. High cheekbones but square jaw. Long hair to mid back with some braids in it, some brown coloring in some strands too. English was pretty good but heavy accent, she must have been in North America for awhile. Though she was a spinner, she had square shoulders and wide pelvis. Despite the wide pelvis, her bum did not tuck under like many Asian girls, but stuck out nicely. Beautiful long straight legs. Not much curve in the waist. Longish neck and sway in the lower back. Long arms and nice thin hands, long feminine fingers. Smooth skin. A slight scar below the belly button. Tight stomach, no fat deposits there. She was shaved below with closely cropped landing strip above. Nice pussy with protruding clit which pulled the hood back naturally. Small inner lips, a slight darker discoloring but not much. Her tits are fake, but an excellent pair. Nipples up above the crescent. The incision was in the nipple, small scar. The implants were a little firm, but they sure did a good job on her. They rested at the right height on her body, not too high, not too low. Good deep profile. Very nice girl to look at. Massage was extremely weak. She also does not have much erotic quality to her, but she seemed focussed on sex. No DATY or digits. She didn't like too heavy fondling of her breasts and only allowed light sucking of nipples. Fake moans the whole time. One thing I can't stand is the rush to put on a condom, even before getting erect... and she did that. Immediate turn off in my book. I got softer. She got on her knees and went to CBJ, which was weak on pressure and I was already a little annoyed. She took the condom off and did a handjob to get me hard. Before I got completely hard, she gets another condom and puts it on, which bugs me and makes me soft. I got hard eventually from another CBJ. She got on the bench sideways and spread her legs wide and I stuck it in her pussy, which was very tight and enjoyable. But then she kept going on and on with her fake moans which drew my attention and got me distracted, so I got soft. I got off her body without bothering to finish, ripped the condom off and threw it on the floor, walked straight into the shower, washed off, put on my clothes, asked her was it still $1.6? She said, yes it doesn't matter either way, you pay for my time. I put the amount in her hands. I asked her what her name was again, she said "Mimi". She said thank you, I said nothing and walked out.

I'll revisit but for someone else. Slightly cheaper than Bex for pricing though, with similar clean facilities and girls who are as attractive. Didn't bother with Bex tonight, it was getting late already and I have to get up early for work. Besides, I was looking forward to saying hi to my dog who was waiting patiently in my car.

 

[iaminvisible8888]

Good work George,i enjoyed reading about your tour of duty,keep UP the good work

 

[Pompal 09.]

Excellent review GBM, one hell of a "shopping spree" there.
Good work man and keep 'em coming.

Glad to see your results turned out good and you took
on the pooning with a vengence.

...............QM'r

 

[Joanne A. W]

I too saw Mimi the other day. She was overly restrictive I found but she was pretty hot looking. However, I am guessing her giggle/moan gig is all an act -- she's just playing the innocent foreign girl (what innocent girl has D fake boobs). She was a nice ride but I had the same problem... kept going soft cause she kept asking me to wash my hands, wouldn't let me even touch the pussy... got some nipple sucking in tho. She liked to talk dirty during the deed. Donation was same $1.6

And FYI, the rooms there are not a nice as Bex... they are quite old, towels are old, kinda smells funny in there. But they are a little cheaper than Bex... $.4 30mins, $.5 45min, $.6 for 60 mins

Mimi is new... but the lineup there is pretty sad. L9 A6 S4

Lisa - Younger Korean Girl... she gotten alot chubbier over the last few years. She's good looking, shaved but restrictive... but nice FS. CBJ. L7 A7 S7

Katrin - Very nice caucasian girl with natural DDs. Also restrictive (safe?) but she makes up for it in fun. She's short and good conversationist. CBJ. No-BLS Good FS. Russian. L7 A9 S8

Lily - I've never bothered to try her cause every time I've seen her she's got this grumpy look on her face. She's tall and has a stocky frame (not fat just big boned). L6 A0 S?

Kiki - Older chinese girl... she has a very brash/harsh attitude. She's all business and comes off very patronizing and aggressive when selling herself. She's pretty skinny/bony. L6 A5 S4

Michelle/Yumi - Mama-san of the place. Older Chinese/Japanese Lady. Michelle gives one of the strongest massages in the place and she's always very nice and accomodating. She's very short and a little chubby but has a large rack. She's not that flexible during FS. CBJ. L7 A7 S7

Misaki - Older (40+) Japanese Lady. Tatoo'd. Think she used to go by another name when she was Independant. BBBJ. She was pretty accomodating. Chubby. L6 A8 S7

PS> First Post!

 

[Bryan Greener]

hsb999, good post dude!!!!!

Sure makes me happy when one of my posts compells a newbie to post likewise!

 

[Taken nme :)]

hsb and gbm

Great posts both.

Have either of you guys checked out Bex? How does it compare to Japan Health Centre?

I remember reading one favorable review of Cici at Bex. Haven't seen much else.

Thoughts?

Oh, and where is JHC? I know Bex is 12th and Arbutus area but not sure about JHC.

Thanks.

 

[~the night sky~]

Japan Health Centre is at Cypress and Broadway.

I started my AMP experience there....good times. Saw a MP named Darcie numerous times. Don't think she is around any more.

The only thing I didn't like was across the street all the paper pushers at Kinko's watch you walk in and out.

 

[ladypam60]

Nice reviews george

Keep up the good work

Agreed with John on Universal. They give a really good massage, relaxing place. Been there three times, but never got an extra. I guess it depends on the girl

 

[spazmo]

BeX - More Expensive Rooms, Nicer Rooms, Younger and better Girl Selection, Clock Watchers.

JHC - Cheaper, Older Rooms/Equipment, Older Girls, Not so much on the Clock.

 

[Vani Priya]

I once popped into Japan Health way back when, and walked out pretty quickly. With that lineup, why waste ones time when one could be heading over to Swan Lake for some guaranteed fun?

 

[aguamoose]

I'd say Swan Lake is definitely a guaranteed fun place. So many of those girls there are high mileage and not bad looking. Also prices there are reasonable, making tips on tips easier. And... for some reason they are so hungry for more business. I mean they get enough customers as far as I can tell, but these girls keep wanting your return business often. Can't say it's a bad thing, but you sure don't see that kind of aggressiveness at Bex or other MPs. Perhaps because Richmond has so many beautiful Asian girls, the competition is fierce?

 

[Rusty Tonka]

thanks for the info re BEX Big John. Does Annie provide FS? How does the pricing scale work at Bex? Pay for the room and then the girl?

 

[Garrett R]

Oops, meant to say does SOPHIA provide FS!!! (coffee hasn't kicked in yet) I see the Annie comment.

Thanks guys

 

[Pompal 09.]

thanks big john

 

[Hayden K.]

Over the years, I've frequented Japan Health, Intrigue, Happy Girl, and Bex fairly often. The place I'd visit most often depended on the location of my favorite girl at the time. I still go to each of these places now and again to check out the lineup. Nothing has stood out recently.

IMO, I agree with Oldian. Currently, you'd have better odds going to Swan Lake. On average, they have better looking girls, better service, they are less expensive, and all the girls seem to charge the same standard rates, so less negotiation.

If you want to stay in the west Broadway area, you might want to try Broadway Body Care. Their brown and red half hour rate or brown and 3 green early bird special hourly rate both include FS and are comparable or less expensive to what you might pay at the other MPs for room + FS. Most of the girls at BBC play it safe so maybe you don't get everything some girls may offer elsewhere, but I find the service is consistently good.