Wait. What? Another Northland Review???

[millypeed my choccie Lab]

Fuck me. How many times does my friend say he's not going there again.

I guess it will be one more time he has to be told.

At least the talent has improved. Prices aren't the greatest but luckily my friend has mad bargaining skillz. Or perhaps it should be mad reasoning skillz.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Actually it was mid-afternoon and quite sunny.

Walked in and was met by a decent looking Asian chick. Made some HJ motions and frantically waved eight 5 dollars bills in a crude form of communication. Lucky for my friend English was also an option. I asked. Err.....my friend asked for a quick HJ and no massage. A pause and then a reply stating the house needs the minimum massage fee. "Ok" my friend replied and started to turn around. Then a burst of Italian between the Asian girl and someone from the back. Or was it Cantonese?

It was something he couldn't understand. Either way that something was resolved and I was being led back to room #1 with skip and a hop. I undressed and hopped up on the table. Good thing my friend brought his erection.

The first lady came in a minute later with some warmed oil. She squirted it on my johnson..my friends johnson and made some small talk. I enquired about other girls and she mentioned that there were others. He asked for another one. She opened the door and spoke in Norweigan that I couldn't understand. Didn't matter something else was resolved and I was joined by another girl who just happened to like touching my friends johnson as well. Only after another eight 5 dollars bills were left on the ledge.

This was fun. 6 hands all rubbing everything. Someone was getting turned on and soon an uncorking was had.

I couldn't have done it better myself. I guess that what friends are for.



For those that need directions.


Northland Health Center
289-0027
31, 3616 52 Avenue NW







I Am.

Going To Have A Discussion With My Friend.

SlimShady.

 

[e w]

not quite sure exactly what happened but it sounds like you had fun

is it my understanding that you got a staright hj for .40 ?

 

[mary G]

I'm thinking a duo HJ for .8

 

[checkoutmynewemptybag]

Yes. You are correct sir.

 

[mother_amethyst]

Slim, that place looks like a real pleasure palace! Thanks for the pic!

 

[Down]

Who knew...my chiropractor is right next to that place

Interesting

 

[Pompal 09.]

hmm this place seems more like my speed I might check it out!

 

[Pompal 09.]

You crack me up Slim....never a dull moment in SlimShady's life.