Vacation Report! Dec/jan 06/07

[Pooperdooper]

Heya folks!

First off before the story i would like to say that i do not in any way attend to be a copycat of all the great reports ive been reading the last couple of days(specially lions CrAzY phuket story)
I just personally really enjoy reading other experiences. Brings back the memories wich is lovely while being back in my "boring everyday life back in Denmark" and therefor i would like to share my vacation for all of you who feels like i do..

Its amazing, truely amazing... That nothing more than 3 weeks of my sofar 19year long(short?) life can have such a big effect afterwards..
The fact that i can come from a normal everydaylife with a job, an apartment, weekly nightruns to clubs and even a car!, to now having sold my car, minimized all expenses to the lowest(no expensive nightlife)! JUST so that i can affort to come back to a place that truely have made a mark in my heart..

Ive allways been a young bloke who enjoyed traveling, been alot places around the world, and traveling have allways been #1 for me..
This summer(06) i was in the states (New Orleans, got family there) for 2 months wich pretty much emptyed my account totally, so after comming back i decided that i now wanted to focus on my education(plummer) and getting the savings going, so that gas for the car and just all everyday expenses wouldnt be a problem for me.. And it actually lasted some months, untill i was asked if i wanted to celebrate Christmas/newyears eve in Thailand with my inner family(Not used to travel with family but i dont mind it), and me being the travelhungry youngster was ofcause up for it(Afterall my parrents payed the trip, Aint bad )

So we were suposed to take off the 18th December and go home again the 3rd January..
I really didnt mind being away from the hectic and stressfull danish christmas.. Ofcause being away from friends Newyears eve is another thing, but i was sure that i was gonna have a great time anyway i LOS)

The Report*

So the day came where we stood in Copenhagen airport and waited at the gate, and 11 Hours later, after several intermidiate landings we arrived to Koh Samui Airport in Thailand..

After reclaiming our loggage we were on the way to Rocky Resort near Lamai beach with a taxi..
When we arrived i was very suprised by the sorroundings... Very beutiful resort.. Never seen anything so tropical like this, so i was very overwelmed..
After we got escorted to our rooms and a very needed bath we were ready to go get our dinner at the Restorant at the resort.. After checking out the beach, the restorant and the rest we havent seen we took a seat at some of tables and ordered fast(i remember being hungry as hell!) I then got an eye on one of the waitresses walking around serving dinner to the guests.. Very beutifull TG.. This was the first time ive ever been interested in a Thai girl, it was afterall my time in Thailand. The evening went on, and i met the famous Thai Curry for the first time, "Hoooooooot!... Cola? nar damn that! waaater!! jeez, started out a bit to fast there!
Anyway as the evening went on my eyes were pretty focused on this girl (her name is NOI btw) and our eyes met many times that evening.. We exchanged many smiles and "interesting" looks!
So we deffernately had something going there!

I want to point that im doing pretty well with girls in my home country, so i had a feeling that something was gonna happen sooner or later with me and Noi..
And as said, later as we left the restorant for the rooms(I had to use the restroom so was the last that left the restorant) and i got out in the dark someone pulled my shirt softly and i turned around to see whats was going on, and believe it or not, it was Noi that had sneaked out of the restorant and now wanted to arrange a date. And this my ladys and gentlemen is something i find VERY sexy, that its the girls that does the first move!. So thats were i got even more into Thai ladies(at this point i was still believing that European ladys was #1) Anyway we talked for some time and she said that she wanted to take me to a Thaiboxing fight(wich i found very interesting, afterall i havent seen anything like that before ,live) So i was up for the Date and we arranged that we was to meet up at the main road later that night when she was off work 11:00 aclock.. I was pretty exited about this cuz i never thought about the Thai nightlife, only heard abit about all the Paygirls and such.. After a cold bath i shined myself up and took off to meet Noi..
She was waiting as she was suposed to, and !!DAMN!! She now had theese Tight white pants on(wich i find very sexy) and this tight sexy top(earlier she had theese silk uniform on, so i didnt know what to expect)
I now realised that this was the perfect start of a vacation i had no expectations about..
We rented a scooter at some shop she knew, and we took off heading for Lamai..
This was the first time i witnessed The bargirls in reality.. The time was like 11:30 so there were plenty of girls hanging out of every bar! I was in heaven, though non of the girls yelled our shouted after me(i guess they thought i was driving with my girlfriend). And i had to focus, afterall i was with this nice lady.. As we arrived at the local Thaiboxing arena (its the little one on the main street in lamai, Not the big arena) And she had to admit that there wasnt any event today, she forgot it was only on saturdays there was fights.. At that point i didnt really care.. I was like "naa its totally ok!, but please show where thing happen, the best discos around!"
And she asked me if i wanted to party and such, and i was like "yes please!! " Ok! she said with a smile on her face and she then explained she would take me to Chaweng(had no idea what that was, in fact in the beginning i though it was the name of a club!) Anyway we drove for some 5 minutes or so and we arrived to a bigger city, We got the scooter parked and started to walk down one af the smaller streets, at this point the girls we starring me down, but still no comments..
This was where Noi grabbed my hand at told me that she had to walk hand in hand with me, or else girls would be all over the place.. I saw no problem in that !

 

[sludgecookies]

So in one way that was the point we got abit closer.. But we went on walking and as we were walking and talking i could hear the music get louder and louder..
And i allready had a few drinks at the hotel so i could feel the beat inside me, Damn i wanted to take this lady for dance, But first i wanted to buy her a drink and so i did..
At this point we were at a place called "green triangle" (not sure) Where thing were pretty heat!! i mean, This was dope! As we were drinking and talking the time flew, and then another drink, talk, talk another drink and so on, you know the drill

The thing is, that we now at this point had been talking for maybe an hour, and emptyed several cocktails each and we were starting to get pretty drunk.. And i remember one of the clubs started playing this American song that i know from back in Denmark, and before i knew it i grabbed her hand and pulled her into teh middle of the biig overcrowded dancefloor and MAN she could move thoose hips! uuwii! We danced all night and the time came where the place closed and we decided to go home to Lamai, i told her to show me the beach(it is after all alot more quiet) and so she did, and this were where i kissed her, under the stars and everything was so romatic..
So basicly we ended up in a Bungalow somewhere in Lamai the rest of the night and dont think i have to mention what we used the time on)

The next morning i was in a rush getting back to the hotel, since none of the other(family) knew where i was. But i got back and met up with the others and we got some breakfast.. The next couple of nights i was with Noi, we did different stuff each night all eccept going to Lamai/Chaweng..
We were at the granfather/mother rocks and stuff like that.. My family now realised that i wasnt gonna be around much in the mornings so i know had more time to be with this gorgeous lady..
But somewhere in my Brain these girls hanging from the bars were calling on me..
At this point i had been with Noi some days, i wont say we had a relationship, we were just together(Dont know what she thought, but i told her i didnt wonna promise myself to a girl so early on a vacation).. So the 4th night or so when she had to do some nightwork at the resort i took the chance to go to Lamai on my own, and NOW the ladys were yelling/shouting/commenting my looks/pulling my clothes and all that..
This was the first time i experience this and my self-confidence felt really good..
But i decided to just ignore all the girls and just walk down the street and checkt out the city, i spend some time looking at all the shops that were open late and bought some Cd´s and such..

After walking around abit two guys that was sitting at a bar called Billabong bar asked me as i went by if i was lost?, and i explained my situation and before i knew it i was Piss ass drunk with these 2 canadian blokes.. We had a very good time, and this was the time i started getting some really good info on how to act and behave in the nightlife and they just gave me really good support about everything in Thailand, 2 very friendly guys..
That evening i got to know the staff in Billabong bar pretty good and we had a very fun together that evening. Later the bar closed and the canadian guys told me they wanted to show me the city, it was their last evening on Koh Samui so they enjoyed the new company..
We went to all kind of places and to be real, i still cant remember the names of thoose places!
In the end i was getting so drunk that when i was suposed to go home i had TOTALLY forgot where i parked the scooter!!
Anyway i thanked the canadian guys a heck of good time and took off looking for teh scooter.. But i couldnt find it.. This was bad.. I was at a place i didnt knew too well yet, lost a scooter and could barely talk, being so drunk!! Well i took a scooter taxi home to the hotel and went to bed..
The next day my head was abit clearer but i still had the missing scooter on my mind..
So after breakfast i walked to Lamai(2 km. ca) and once i got there i started my search..
It wasnt easy! There were too many of this model around, and people started to look suspecious when i was walking around trying to see if teh key fitted in the locks on theese scooters..
so i gave up..

I had to go back to the hotel where i rentet the scooter and explain my situation.. And DAAMN this was imbarrasing!! Luckily their manager was english and therefor good at english and a really nice guy.. I guess they have tried it before since he didint take to serious, some time later this Thai guy came and took my for ride looking for the scooter, he had the Number plate numbers so it was alot easier to find it now.. We drove around for some time and finnally we found it..
And i must say guys, I didnt know this area, where was i? i had to follow him on the way home, i couldnt remember this place AT ALL!!! So that was the last night i used a scooter as transportation when going for the nightlife.. LESSON LEARNED!!

 

[mshatswell]

Anyway i was on vacation, and im there to have fun, and i had fun! so i didnt think to much about this..
I spend the next couple of nights with Noi, we had some romantic dinners and had a good time..
I liked this girl, but still, at some points i rather wanted to go and have fun in night life.
Well the day came where she had a night shift and i was off to Lamai once again..
This time i was going alone again, i could use at buddy i could start out with, but there wouldnt go long before i hooked up with someone..
I started out at Billabong bar, since i knew alot of the staff there and we would have a great time.. Later that night when i was sitting at the bar desk this American girl came from behind and swang her arm around me and yelled out loud "heeellloooo!" i was pretty suprised since i didnt know this girl at all!
But we started to talk and she actually a pretty nice girl, she was on the move with some friends, and like the 2 canadians this was HER last night on Koh Samui. Her friends wanted to get a good nights sleep so she was on her own.. She actually had been going for 2 days straight at that point(drinking, no sleep) And there didnt go much time before she showed me a tatoo she got the night before, It was some thai letters across her stomach! When she showed it to me one of the bartenders started lauging out loud, i didnt know what it meant so didnt find it funne, ofcause i ask her about it, and she told me it was "crazy b i t c h" in thai..
This tatoo was like BIG! about 20 Cm long with big letters...
Man she must have been drunk while getting that.. Anyway as the night went on we got drunk and talk alot, had some fun with these cute young flowergirls walking around trying to win farang hearts and rip their money, and thats what she did to us.. I tell you, she was like 5 years old, and her english wasnt bad!! I felt bad for her and we gave her 500 baht and told her to go home and sleep(how stupid of us, that we actually believed thats she was gonna do so!) Throughout that evening i had got my eye on a bartender that wasnt there the day is was there last with the canadian guys.. Her name is "maylee", she was the sister of one of the male bartenders wich name is "Tommy"(he was a fag, but friendly as hell!, a real mate!)
I had a apointment with him and some of rest of the staff in billaB bar that we were gonna go to Fusion When they closed, so i asked Maylee is she wanted to come, I had NO intensions about hooking up with her, just thought he company would be fun(later i was to find out she thought something else!)
She said she had to go home and change cloth and that she would meet up with us in Fusion later.. Well the American girl got WAY to drunk and she admitted that she probably had to go home, wich i told her probably was a good idea Well being the gentleman as i am, i followed her home(she had problems walking straight ) When i got back to BB bar they were closing, so after some minutes me and some of the male staff were on our way to Fusion.. I hadnt been at Fusion before so i stayed cloth to the others.. Suddently Tommy started dancing with a guy and i was like "damn i gotta give them some privatelife!" So i went to the bar and there didnt go long before i started talking to this lady there.. She was pretty good looking and good at English, i remember she had this white long top that would match her skirt(small) mmm delicious!.
I want to point out that i have a very hard time telling the ages of some of the Thai ladys when im drunk, and i really liked this lady, so we talked for along time, and we had alot to drink.
One time she bought me a shot of some liquorice thing(think the name is sambuca) and when she was paying i saw she had ALOT of money in tthis envelope, i mean she had ALOT more money than i had! and i started to wonder, who is this girl?
At that point i didnt ask more about that but damn she was fine! So i pushed on, and the talk got more and more intimate, and then after some time we started kissing slowly and nicely(best girl ive kissed with downthere) She then stopped and said she shouldnt be doing this(though i could feel she wanted to) and she said that she was like 10 years older than me,
and she had a reputation she had to keep up with, she owned many bars in Lamai/Chaweng wich i guess was the answer to the envelope full of money(I wanted to take this girl home to my room SO BAD!, got something for older ladies!) But then we talked on and was holding my hands for some time and we had a good time just talking..
She then asked if i wanted to go to Seed(a more intence disco not far from Fursion) And ofcause i joined her, she told me she was to meet a friend of hers there, a friend who was paralysed from his stomach and down so he was in a wheelchair.. Well we arrived at Seed Seconds later and she met the guy(i didnt wanted to bother them anymore now she was with her friend, so i went for the bar to get a drink. At this point i had forgot EVERYTHING about Maylee and that i was suposed to meet her at Fusion!
Well i got the drink and i was standing just looking around when someone slapped my shoulder softly from behind and i turned around and saw Maylee standing there.
And for a second i was totally in !chock! I was thinking like "is this the girl from BB bar??" SHE WAS HOT!! While standing in the bar she had her hair thightened up, but now it was hanging nicely down at her shoulders, and her outfit was... was.. Stunning!! I was paralysed there for a couple of seconds, I know realised that she had another idea with this meetup than i when i asked her ealier for company.. I was proud, this girl was hot.. And this was just perfect for the moment!
Well i was pretty drunk so i was fast to buy her a drink and take her dancing..
We danced for a long time and suddently we were kissing.. She was a good kisser (i like when they take it easy when kissing, hate thoose who go totally crazy with thier toungs) She was good looking, really sweet, and kissing with me!, the time was getting late and i HAD to take this Diamont somewhere! And she was up for the idea, so we went around to different bungalows but everything seemed to be occupied, so she told me she was gonna take me home to her apartment, and so she did. This night was truely amazing..

And when the morning came, the amount of sleep i got was limited! Anyway i told her i derfernately was gonna come back to BB bar again, but i had to go back to the resort where my family was(after all i was there with them, and had to spend some time with them everyday)
The next Evening i was hitting Lamai again, but this time i wanted to check out some other bars too(i decided to go back to BB bar around 2 aclock when Maylee was off the job) so was dressed nice while walking down a road i hadnt seen the other days and just all the BG´s were crazy(im sure you know the drill) They grabbed my nuts, kissed me when i didnt notice and so on)
Anyway i got to a bar where there was these nice girls and when they came out i agreed to come inside and have a drink.. I then fast started talking to this italian guy who was a nice guy, and after a good conversation about all kinds of subjects regarding thailand i then found out he was the owner of the bar, and then we talked about how it was having a bar and how expensive it was, and all that stuff.. I then had a game of pool with this English dude called "Dave" and we actually got pretty good friends there..
He was like 27 years old and he was visiting LOS like 3-4 times a year.. So this dude was like perfect for me to know and hang out with since he knew all kind of stuff thats good for a Newbie to know.. I can thank him for learning me how avoid all the "traps" that many newbies suffer for everyday in LOS. So he was truely a good mate of mine, and later that night he me took to one of his friends bar and told me this were where i usually could find him..
The next couple of nights i spend with him and we went to all kind of nice places.. remember at beach in Chaweng where there was this "black moon party" Every night i slept with Maylee and i started to get closer and closer to that girl(emotionally).. As the days passed i could start to see the vacation was slowly getting over(unfortunately!)
And one of the last nights me and dave was talking about BG's and i said that i wanted to be with one before i went home(just so that i´d tried it) And he started trippin' and questioning me why i had´nt tryed that yet and so on(He was keeping the same hot BG throughout his while vacation).. Eventually it end up with he would take me to all the best Lady bars in Lamai and let me pick just the one i wanted..
I remember we came to this bare at some street i didnt know and before i even got a drink this "so noooughty" Thaigirl allmost assaulted me! "me be with you?" And i was like... "ehh year for sure!!" (she was truely a good looking girl) And not to mention her outfit, arg allmost gets a hard on just thinking of her!!)
She then said one of her friends hat a room not far away we could use and so we did..
And the next following 2 hours was the best sexual experience i have ever had in my intire life!!!:happyi:

It was simply Amazing, She sure knew what to do!
She wanted it!! Bad! Everywhere!!

Anyways that was the last night i was drunk in the Nightlife (the rest of the time i spend being with Maylee and at other nights, Noi)

This is the end of the 3 weeks "of my life"!!

Before i went to Thailand i had NO IDEA there was such a paradise on Earth!!
And after getting back to Denmark, i suffer the biggest time of LOS Blues!
Luckily i got Noi´s and Maylee´s Emails, so i keep contact that way...
3 days after i got home, i had allready bought a new flight ticket!!

 

[Beaa.]

15/6 07 Will be when i return.. Its all i think about..
After reading theese Forums since i came back, made me realise i HAD to take a flight from samui to Phuket and then come visit MTB and see how things are there..

I would like to thank everyone who took their time reading my report on my first visit to LOS.

Im sorry if you find it boring, but i must say it feels good to tell my story..
Hope you can relate, and feel the same...

Cant wait to hopefully meet some of you in MTB this june!!

-KK

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Sorry for all the spelling mistakes i know i made

 

[misscara]

haha....great report kristian. noi sounds gorgeous.

 

[ibeaver]

Now it seems that you are addicted to los, Kristian. It will be very hard to get it out of your system, so don't even try!!!!!
Great report!!!

 

[khole12]

Looks like you had a blast. Good TR

 

[C S]

Great report Kristian. Glad you had a good time. The place really grabs you, did me too. I read a lot before going and still not enough to prepare you. I did the same as you booked my next trip 3 days after I got back

 

[a r]

good report ages 19 and already hooked i thought me at 22 was bad ...

oh well enjoy just dont let it consume to much of your thought when at home i know it does mine

 

[All Star]

pictures???

 

[Jinstar]

Well she told me it was at some beach party thing, like full moon...
I must admit i prefer the Bg outfit

 

[Heather D]

Looks like a pic from a girl working in one of the massageplanete type joints that the Thais endulge in ... pay the xxx Baht for the garland when she sings some karoke song.

Bello Uomo - PLEASE write a sticky for how to write a TR ... another Mai Chobesque one .... feel like Faulty's avitar after trying to read it!!

 

[Mr Night]

great report kristian
right at the begining thought you was gonna change your flight home and extend
maybe next time

 

[jerem]

Nice read mate. I'm going to Koh Samui as well in Feb. Will check out BB

 

[muncie birder]

Im glad you like it! i sure did!

Well i got a picture of Noi and some of myself..

But i must admit, im not much into these forums so im not sure how to upload them : /

 

[xXaliciaXx]

Nice interesting report. Have been to Lamai recently myself and recognize places described. Makes it even better

 

[cassandra007]

Just want to point out i didnt forget the pictures i promised, im still waiting for the email from her with the attachments.

So for now, To be continued.......

 

[Pompal 09.]

we eagerly awaiting nois pic mate!

 

[Moonrat]

im hoping to be up in los in june for around my birthday i might see you up there mate

 

[Ashley H]

Yes, yes, sure we like to see pictures of Noi. and maybe Maylee also.

Anyway Kristian, I really enjoyed reading your report.