Universal Health on Arbutus

[Sad Face]

hey dudes,

Everyone knows of Bex, so i just thought ill throw this out there for reference, within one minute of bex is universal health massage which is on arbutus of broadway,

i was here two years ago, wasn't impressed...

always wanted to know what it was like, since i remember the place is actually quite big...the illuminating sign, so inviting everytime i drive by...

the problem is, past reviews have pretty vague about this place, generally, not that great, but for reasons, well, not fully explained...

okay, so i was here two months ago, but im pretty sure its still the same...

if patrons of bex feels bex woman are usually mature, well, you guys can ad five years to this place, the woman here are even more mature, and they just feel so homely, ...they dress in these home dresses, i dont know what you call them, lets just say, they match perfectly with oven mitts and an apron...

so we have mature, mainland chinese woman at these places, i would expect a decent massage, but both times were disappointing, so massage just so-so...

the sex very mechanical, i really forget the girls name, but trust me on this, it doesn't matter, they are all homely and abit too mature...

standard bex prices apply...ouch!

get this, this is the bizarre part, but true story,

the last girl i saw here, i wasn't into her, i just told her, i would give her a tip...she sounded disappointed...but said would you like another girl for full service, i was like uh huh?

what girl?

beautiful, beautiful young girl...

im like yeah uh right, i saw you battleaxes play mahjong in the other room, you aint beautiful young girls..

oh, thats okay, we call, just wait,

so guess what, i young girl really does come in, and she looks young...she looked like a teenager, chinese esl student, with black tshirt, and messenger bag to complete the student look...
her complexion, perfect, but she was not beautiful...

she had a square, almost masculine jaw line...straight black hair, i believe her name is Karen, but i really did not think she was pretty, but she was young...oh, and completely flat, and i wasn't in the mood for that that day....

anyhow, i rejected this youngin and went out to the front desk to tell mamasan, that the mature lady that massage cut her time short, so i shouldn't be charged so and so amount, in talking with her, she said i came too early, it was two pm...she said all the young girlscame late at nite...i was like, oh, are they like Karen, she said, no Karen is very pretty, very young, you dont like her? why not? hmmm...i dont know, maybe because she is not my type?

so there you go guys, hope that helps, my experience at this place is i haven't seen anyone pretty,

i thought sara, yin and sophia at bex were quite cute, so that is a barometer you guys can guage my prefs, but although this karen is young, she wasn't attractive, neither body nor face...

 

[Rubicon-Raumz]

Hmm...I think I went to this place about a month back...is it on the SE corner of Broadway and Arbutus? Anyway if it's the same place we're talking about, this was the night a friend and I wanted to head to BEX but discovered it was closed. (Later found out it was for a bachelor party *doh!*) And considering it was about 11:30pm, we didn't have too many options left...so we made a quick run to this joint. Looked like they were into some rennovations (in fact the mamasan told us they were doing rennovations).

There were 5 girls working at that hour, though only 3 were available. And seeing these 3, we could see why they were available. Let's just say the phrase "good from far, far from good" applied here, and even then, the first part of the phrase was more like "so-so from far..." Anyway, maybe it was because it was late, and that we were both decent looking Chinese guys, but the mamasan offered us a deal, $$$ for both of us ($.5 each), that included room free and fs. Not bad, we thought...basically skipped out on the room fee, and seeing we were down to our last option we took it. I don't remember the name of the girl I had either, but she had long black hair, was relatively slim, 5'5", 115 lbs, small B's...though she was a nice girl, her face looked worn..old...35-ish? Massage was pretty dull, and the fs was quite mechanical as well. So you factor everything in, and I was quite un-turned on. Had to get her to give me a hj, which was a little too fast for me, not enough slow, sensual massaging. Could have worked the tip a little better...choking the whole chicken in a fast motion doesn't really get me off. Anyway, I wasn't impressed, so I doubt I'll ever go back.

On a side note, the room I had was quite big...maybe 25'x35'? A little too much room, if you ask me, adventurer. Much larger than I'm used to, didn't feel claustrophobic at all.

 

[Me <3]

...I mean, SW corner of Broadway & Arbutus, correct?