Two questions regarding Nuevo Laredo

[Victoria U]

I guess I was around there at a time when they had a good donkey, but I usually completely ignored that place. I know what he's talking about, I saw much worse in Tijuana, back in the day.

 

[Scooter_New_Year_Squirrel]

You enter Martha's, sit and buy a drink, and a TS comes to sit with you. Then, a mesero passes a plate around for tips. When the plate has hit its $ goal, they start the show. There are no programs, show times, or schedules. They may have the show 5 times in a night or none at all, depending on how many suckers they can lure into the building and how much the money plate fills.

Once, I took a small group of newbies down there and they were dying to see the show just to say they saw it (despite my objections, I've already seen this show several times). We, and another group of waiting gringos, all scrounged up $40 USD for the plate and they gave us the show.

From what I understand from legendary mongerers, the show used to only have one donkey lady (they called her the pig lady b/c she was a short, fat, snout-nosed whore) and used to be real. I'm sure a few legends on this site can confirm/deny this. But, now, it's a toss-up to the ladies for who does the show and it is entirely fake, as you will see when she covers the donkey dick w/ a cloth and the lights go out.

BTW, the older donkey died this year. He was replaced by a young donkey, probably half the size of the original. No doubt they've gone through many donkeys over the years. The new one is tiny and doesn't seem to have much life to him. However, the older one used to kick and scream when brought into the bar and nearly kicked me one time when he was getting flipped over for "fucky fucky sucky sucky". And he used to have convulsions, saddest shit you will ever see. It was an obvious indicator he was ready to die.

Hope this info. was helpful. Have fun at the show, PervertedCecil!

 

[Bahhhh]

...as anyone who reads my posts knows, I will pay money to watch any combination of people of any sex fuck and suck each other, especially big dicked transexuals fucking women. And lipstick lesbians. I don't see why not pay to watch Pancho suck donkey dick. However, I will not dress up for it.

BTW, I have seen the donkey show, but understand that you can grow a beard between the time that they tell you the show will start, and the time it actually does. Definitely and obviously simulated and fake, and I don't know why, when they could find some crack whore who would do it for real.

The only positive thing I can say, seriously, is that every time I have seen the animal, it looked like it was healthy and being well taken care of. As far as the tying up on the floor, he's used to that. Even I must admit that it is basically wrong on several levels, but I doubt he minds much as long as he gets fed.

If you want to see some pics of girls sucking and fucking dogs and horses, go to the nempnetroup alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality. Creepy.

Another interesting one is alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.lolita, for you pedophiles, you know who you are.

For Pancho, go to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.bodybuilder.

 

[RodiKenley]

Pancho will Fuck the Donkey for Twenty Dollars. It will not be simulated, I will actually fuck the shit out of the poor jack ass bastard. You should come to this event in a full black and white formal tuxedo. Pancho does not appreciate sloppy slouchy dressed pendejo's at his performances.


Please check back in the fall. Usually after halloween during the lovely autumn time when all the leaves on the trees are changing colors, Pancho changes from performing his donkey show to performinbg his monkey show. The pinche chango has great big juevos and their not rancheros.

Peace Out,

Pancho Pantera Donkey and Monkey Fucking, Incorporated

 

[EviL Liberal]

Hey man, they are giving good advice.

Not to be repetetive, but read up on the trip reports..and definitely try to hook up with a gang of people for your first time - you'll learn a LOT!

As for clothing, I suggect that you always wear pants/jeans, depending on your preference. Wear shoes with socks, so you can stash two loads of cash into each. I suaully just wear a t-shirt, and nothing too flashy. This of course if you are only doing mongering. Local clubs for local girls would require more....

They nailed it on the donkey show. Really no sense in bothering. It is a ploy to get you in, drunk, and with a whore. Before you know it you are leaving and never saw it. If they DO perform it, then its all simulated and sucks. And once you see the poor donkey tied up outside you may not even WANT to see it.

My $.02!!!!

 

[Artist]

PervertedCecil,
I've seen the donkey show at Martha's Club, and it ain't worth shit. It's all fake bullshit. The girl doesn't really suck the donkey, nor does she really fuck the donkey. I predict you will be disappointed in the show, and not worth your time.

 

[dafdaf]

What do you mean fake?

Thanks for the wise words of advice.

 

[lovincupcakez]

1) Nah, what you don't want to do is show up in your Hawaiian shirt, flip flops and Speedo party shorts. I also would not wear "dress up" type closes.

On the flip side, you don't want or need to be dirty, unshaven, etc. I also would take a shower before you head out as I assume you want to attract hot women, correct? I would suggest a clean pair of Levis or even Dockers. Khaki type shorts are cool when it is hot. A golf shirt is usually decent. T-shirts or tank tops are fine, depending on where you want to party. Casual shoes, cowboy boots, whatever suits your style.

2) Do some more research regarding the Donkey Show. I guess it is OK to see ONCE, just so you can say you did it. The women in that bar are not all that hot, they have quite a few TV's and usually the ugliest gets with the donkey for the fake show. During peak season with large crowds, you probably have a good chance of seeing a show without having to ask for it. Otherwise, if you really must do this, US$20 usually will get the show started.

If this will be your first time to Mexico, you might want to watch the posts and hook up with a group when they get together in one of the border cities. It would make your trip more enjoyable and you will probably get more mileage from your $$.

 

[rakib]

1) How should a gringo dress to keep lowest possible profile, i.e. not stand out as a tourist? I am guessing some cheap Dickies work clothes or something, day or two old beard, that sort of thing?

2) How many donkey shows are there daily? Do they run the entire year? By the way, any other places in Mexico where one can see something weird like that?

Mucho thankso.