turned arround at the border

[Capn Jack]

hello fellow eforum.xxxers,

im not sure if this is the right forum or just which one would be the proper one but here goes anyway.

i was turned around at the border by one of the finest looking border guards ive ever seen in my life. she is a very petite tight looking spinner east indian decent i suspect. and im not going to fault her for turning me back she was just doing her job. but after all wtf i was turned back because i had condoms in my glove box and a grand in my pocket and viagra in my glove box. what did she think i was going to do have sex for money or something? lol.

she even said and i quote " even if you were tending in that direction if you were telling me the truth i would have let you in " was she telling me that if i were admitting to a crime that she would have let me come in so i could be arrested? did she think me a fool ?

anyway i didnt get to poon tonight damn i hate that. i had my mouth set for some sweet 'tang at lotus.

what i really wanted to do was drop to my knees and start licking her black uniform around the area of where her legs meet.

anyway i need a new lie to tell them at piece arch so they dont question me so much. can anyone who crosses the border give me any hints?

any info would be nice.

thanks, houndofasia

 

[INDIAN]

its not too hard.

buy the condoms when you get to canada, don't take so much money across and instead get some out the machine here or get a cash advance on your credit card and as for the viagara, just say you going to visit your girlfriend in north van or something.

what biz is it of theirs if you have viagara?

 

[lippylou]

I'm Asian I always say I'm visiting a friend in Richmond.

 

[Megan]

lol. next time you give guard all tel# /address of micro/amp contacts and say they hire illegal oversea worker from asia and you tell you want 3 some and ask her can join you or not. You throw away condom and say ok I do unprotect sex. You bring lots usd money b/c you want import lots good canada weed to sell in US for profit

 

[Bragger S]

1) as smakyo said use your bank card
2) get a po box and mail the viagra to yourself (I'm sure you can get the condoms here no problem)
3) make sure you have a crate of those free bibles in your trunk (actually that might backfire - they might think you're into boys ...)

 

[i love Ginger]

What is going on here .. we complain about security in the US.. and it looks like Canada . has taken a page out of 1984.. We have the ministy of plesure ... that seem tobe policing every thought that we have on pleasure.. ..Where in the world but at the canadian boarder can you tomuch money ... hot allowed to have condoms ... or viagra.. If you want to have sex with some one so F****** what ... do they think people do wak off all the time ...and then they won't want a bunch of F****** wankers in our country also..WTF..
I am getting scared..

 

[sticks]

THis is down the same road abit ... was it not just 2 months or so ago that they let that arrested the guy for having kidy porn on the computer he brought over on the seattel to victoria ferry... Now i would say that one was right ,, and he was knowen before he got here..
AS for kiddy porn ... it is still all over the internet...
I was just looking up kiera knightly... and one of the links when right to a site full of underage girls and boys ..and it went on and on ..
If they can't stop that stuff from turning up on our computers when it is not even wanted ... I say the police don't want .. and neather do the cable companies or the internet providers... But If those sites show up on my computer and they will because you can't get that shit totaly erased.. then i am the one that may be F*****... KNow one has to take any resonsiablity for this stuff out there but the end user .... and we would not get it if it was not made avaliable.... it is a F****** catch 22.

 

[Foggy Idea]

Did she happen to look like this? If so, I think I met her one day as well...

http://fan.brokenstar.net/neela/

 

[dont-tread-on-me]

hoa I think I know the f ei guard you mentioned, she was working the truck crossing during the night shift on sept. 30
if it's the same chick she was pretty sexy and had a friendly attitude compared to others I've come across during my travels

 

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

When crossing the border in either direction and asked the purpose of my visit, I always say "shopping." I think that usually speeds things up. Both countries love visitors who intend to contribute to the local economy.

 

[Thistle]

Try that other border crossing next time. The ghetto looking one exit 275.

 

[A K]

He has condoms because he is visiting his girlfriend, he has Viagra because it helps with his ED and keeps the girlfriend happy, he has money because he doesn't like to use credit cards and he and the girlfriend are going to have a great time spending the cash on fun, fun, fun.

This explanation, although false, works for me, and I wager also for the border guard.

 

[sarah h]

Never go to woman customs officers. No matter how good looking. I've been crossing the borders since 1981.

 

[sammy k]

Best Idea is say your going to Gamble at River Rock Casino and you have the Condoms and Viagra if you get lucky too meet someone where your there hell I've never had a problem

only time I had a problem is when the US and Canadian border guards didn't like my ID and sent me inside so that was kinda a pain in the ass but thats about it and I'm Canadian