Trip Report -- Kinda' Typical Afternoon in La Zona

[Andrew F]

Yes nice trip report, it's nice to read somethiing like that because I'm bummed out because I was planning on going to TJ all week, and I even got a chance today, but later in the day I started feeling sick had a little Diarrhea after eating just an apple, and just didn't feel up to it, and just came home and been on these stupid prostitution sex fourms for the last couple of hours wasting my time, when I could have been in TJ living it, oh well I feel better now.

Damn I wouldn't have had at least two girls, maybe one BG and one SG, and a few drinks while kicking back and listening to the music, now I don't think I could go until two weeks, or I get very lucky and go next week.

Anyway, sorry for the interruption, and once again try trip report.

 

[sucounnilync]

This past Thursday, had an afternoon off for horizontal refreshments in TJ. The plan was originally to scout out a SG and try to somehow get something somewhat similar to GFE. They are supposedly out there, my Brethren, but so far, although I've had what I would classify as some moderate success with SGs, the experience is still usually lacking. (I'm still not sure whether or not I actually would go down on a SG, though, even if I had the chance. It's still a work in progress.) Got down around 3:30 in the afternoon, much later than planned. I expected there to be a decent selection. Was really interested in finding Wendy who plants herself just west of Hong Kong. She seems to have a lot of spunk. Well, no sign of Wendy and I didn't really see any SGs that piqued my fancy.

Checked out Adelita's. It was so dark in there, it took a few trips around the place for my eyes to adjust. A few months ago, there were several reports of a very tall chica named Karen. Been looking for her ever since but have never spotted her. I think she must be long gone. The selection was usual for a mid-afternoon. Plenty of ice queen stunners and plenty of tier-two potential GFEs. But, again, none seemed to be calling to me. Okay, off to HK.

The new side was fully open with the jacuzzi going full blast with plenty of bubbles and a chica soaking herself waiting for company. None of the mongers seemed interested. I wonder how popular that's going to be. Probably the popularity of jumping in the jacuzzi with a chica will be directly proportional to how drunk the monger is. (Where would you stow your clothes?) Only the first floor of the old side was open and there were workers remodeling the second floor. The stairs were blocked on the old side but you could actually get to the second and third floors of the old side by going up to the second floor of the new side. I trotted up to check out what they were doing without anyone saying a word. Definitely not OSHA approved. The owners of HK are doing some serious investing at a time when the mongering community seems to be shrinking. Hmm. We'll see how it works out for them.

Estrella was there and I was looking to see if any one from the Celebrated Tijuana mpnet Anonymous Fuck Club was trying desperately to get her to arriba but she was undisturbed during my short tenure there. Could not find mi favorita GFE HK chica. I thought she might be arriba. I asked the doorman if she was working today and he said no. But I've learned not to trust them. Once I asked if a chica was working, was told no, and then as soon as I worked into the bar, I saw her sitting with a monger. Don't trust the meseros in HK, either. They are famous for trying to short change you. There was a stunner I had not seen before dancing on seforum.xxxe -- blond hair (not natural), beautiful breasts (not natural), and an absolutely awesome body (natural, I think) -- but the prospect of getting anything close to GFE from her seemed very remote.

Okay, so it was on to Plan D. Chicago Club. Yes, it's almost completely dead now during the day. However, oddly enough, you can sometimes find one or two decent chicas there. Plus you can carry on a conversation without shouting at the top of your lungs (unlike AD or HK), a valuable merit in my book. I usually pop my head in just to look around. Haven't seen mi favorita GFE CC chica in a long, long time. So I walk in and there are two, count ‘em, two chicas there. I follow the first one I see into the bar as she is walking into the bar also and I'm saying to myself (before I have even see her from the front), "No way. Not her." The second is sitting at the bar and I almost do a double take. She looks very similar to a Latina I dated a million years ago, same facial structure, same coloring, and same muscular, yet curvy, body. Okay, so she's not exactly like Maria. Her legs are a little thicker and the face is not as pretty. But the thing that did it for me was her mouth. She had the same mouth as Maria – the mouth that gave the blow jobs that to this day, I still get hard thinking about! (I wonder where she is now. I hope she is well-loved and happy. I hope she has another "Lucky Guy.")

And her name is Maria! It must be fate. (Alright, alright, big deal, you say. How many Mexican woman are named Maria? Every fourth or fifth one, right?) I go into my spiel in my horrible Spanish. "La experiencia de novia y besos son muy importantes para mi. Tambien, a mi me gusta DATY. Sabe usted que significa? Yo uso mi lengua a su ..." She's not too keen about the idea of kisses or DATY and immediately wants $100 for arriba. Well, that ain't gonna' happen. Meanwhile, we're doing a bit of cuddling and it's becoming evident to me that she's in great shape physically. Very muscular. She must work out regularly. And it's getting late. I need to head back to the border soon. After not too much more negotiation, she agrees to "experiencia de novia" for $60. So it's up to Jalos (which, by the way, I like much more than the hotels at AD or HK -- it's quieter and the knock doesn't come until at least 30 minutes, sometimes not at all when it is quiet, which it is always is during the day).

We quickly help each other undress. Gentleman, Maria has a great ass. Pure and simple. Smooth but incredibly hard. I'm sure she could crack open walnuts between her butt cheeks! After a bit of cuddling and kissing (a bit of tongue was okay, but no DFK which was okay with me), I start going down on her – very nice. I start to maneuver myself into 69 and she calls for a condom. What?! "Oh, you rookie!" I think to myself. "You forgot to negotiate BBBJ!" Well, CBJ is a real buzz kill for me and I'm not about to enter into renegotiations now. I ask her to just give me a lubed hand job while I'm attending to my immediate concerns. Oooh, that ass! The full service segment of the session was good but nothing out of the ordinary to report except for -- you guessed it -- finishing in perro with the beautiful view of that ass etched in my mind.

Afterward, we had a pleasant conversation and some cuddling. She says she is 29 and has an eight-year-old son. She gave me her phone number. Is she a repeat? Not sure. It was a memorable session, to be sure. If there is a next time, I think I would want to ask if she'd be okay with Italian – finishing between her buns sin condom. But I'd also need to get BBBJ. That might be a sticking point since the precedent has already been set.

Said our good-byes, walked back to the border area, un taco de lengua at Tacos Rincon (just a few steps from the Caliente across from the McDonald's), and the pedestrian line at the border was less than 5 minutes. A successful mongering adventure!

My apologies to those who may feel this trip report was overly indulgent. I'm a bit reticent to offer my long-winded posts. But the words are there for me as much as for you fellow mongers as they help me to keep the memories of these blissful sojourns alive. When the time comes for those last few years in the Sunnyvale Skilled Nursing Home with the drone of televisions and the smell of urine day and night, I know these memories will be more important than any amount of money in a 401(k) plan.

Respectfully submitted,

gmbrldx