Trip Report: (Another to) Adelitas Bar

[Balu]

The urge to purge before mongering hits me here in the Jew Es of A as well. Something about the body knows you are entering a potentially dangerous situation and your body prepare for the event of fight or flight.

What really pisses me off is when someone pisses on the toilet roll.

 

[ironpony521]

Let's here from experience. I often make errors in judgment for short term satisfaction vs long term effect.

In a pinch, there is a nice clean restroom on the ground floor of Hacienda de Santiago. Now it is just to the right of the elevator, but the trick is to open the ladies restroom and get the paper.....ladies on the left...men on the right. You can do your number 2 in peace. On a recent trip when I really made a bad error in diet.....I must have visited that room about 4 times that night.

Now some may say that I just gave too much information, but I am sure of this.
Some poor sucker is going to pm me a big thank you and swear this is the greatest contribution I have ever made to this board.

 

[VIVA USA]

aww shit, i know what you mean. i'm the type of person that is very shy when doing the no.2. that's why i prefer g-a-s station...why? because it only allow one person at a time, and you can always wash your buttock without anyone seeing you.

 

[erg322]

ya know the feeling of joy when you are holding it in, looking for a clean bathroom, breaking a sweat, and then the ability to relax your puckered sphincter and then letting that shit flow. I typically stop on the US side and let go a massive before crossing. I stop eating early in the day if I'm going to TJ for the night. Here is the real issue. You are crapping your brains out on the toilet in TJ, but you know the toilet paper is controlled by the attendant, and he hands out one sheet at a time as you are continually forced to tip for each precious square of wipe.

 

[inoffensive nickname]

glad you came back for the second trip. believe me i've had many diarrhea problems down there before. it's either the stuff i ate at home or the food i ate in tj. i think it's more related to hot stuff(hot sauce,chillis), cus i'm the type of guy that eats very hot and spicy food! it's not good to hold it and i hate using the restrooms there. i would rather wait and come use it back in the states. but sometimes you gotta go.

 

[redhot]

Had a meeting in San Diego and checked out the Cardinals - Padres games, so I decided to venture down to "La Zona Norte" to sample some more Tijuana Chica's (my first report is at http://www.worldsexguide.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37742 ) after the baseball game on May 20th.

Stayed at the Marriott Gaslamp and had a rental car, so left the game early, hopped in and headed down the 5. Went over the bridge and parked at the little lot next to the Train Station McDonalds for $5. Walked through the maze and over to Mexico, into a cab (lady driver that spoke good English and warned me not to marry anyone (she was kidding!) and "be sure to wear a properlaftic"), and off to Adelitas Bar.

Walked through the "velvet door", looked around a little, and headed to the right this time. Bartenders tried to get me to sit, but I've learned my lesson and walked around checking out the scene. Checked out a few and then asked one if she spoke English (enough) and wanted to come sit with me ("love to!"). Her name was Lisette from Mexico City, a tall (fake) blond with a nice body. We talked for quite awhile and then was interupted by the sight of one of my last forays, and the most interesting I've EVER had - she knew her since they're both from MX City). I then got down to business of negotiating what we were going to do and having her convince me she wasn't going to just lay there like she was dead, or ham it up like a porno queen. She laughed and said "no problemo". We headed upstairs and paid the $12 for the room and $2 for towells, and then to the room.

Got in the room and she let me undress her, then undressed me, did a little hug and some cheek kissing, then on the bed. She sheathed my Jimmy and then gave me a really good BJ with lots of dribbling with the off hand on the balls and shaft. She then jumps up, does a spin onto her back onto the bed with her legs in the air, and grabs the lube and starts lubing herself very seductively and I join in. I hop on and start pumping and we keep going in this position for awhile til I blow. She checks either how much or whether I came, and cleans me up and we're out the door.

I go back down stairs for a beer and to cool off. I talk to one lady and chase her off and then my friend from my first visit, Angela comes over like she knows me. We talk about old times and I say "Lisette sent you over, huh?" "No. I recognized you!" She leaves and I see Lisette and say "did you send Angela over?" "Yes, I wanted to torture you". I laughed and she laughed and gave me a kiss and walked off.

At this point, I start not feeling well as I think the humping mixed everything up in my stomach. My first Tommy's Burger (yuck, as I'm not a big Chili fan), the Levaquin (ironically, for a Prostate infection), Viagra, Beer, etc. I should leave, but like when you drive by an accident, just can't stop looking at the young hot Chicas. Finally, I taxi to the border, walk to get my car, stop at In-N-Out in National City to settle my stomach, and back to the Marriott feeling much better.

Another great trip to Tijuana, and I can still see why Adelitas is known as one of the best.