Too drunk to remember review

[chuck]

I never usually poon when I am drunk but man I was horny as a rabbit nutt the othe rnight and just had to. The lame thing is, I have no idea where I ended up but that it was an MP and somewhere along the long stretch of Broadway....ish. I had a buddy with me who I think talked me into it. The fucked up thing was that I did bust a load....so my quandry now is which messed up MP was willing to let a guy in who was fucked up enough that he can't remember being there (but does remember that....ahhh moment) and which girl in said establishment put up with whatever dumbshit I was saying (I always say dumbshit when liquored so why would this be different).

Sorry for the lame review but tonight I am drunk again....but of course did NOT poon....but am left curious as to the place where I could potentially go as a drunk bastard and not be kicked out or frowned upon. And how much money did I spend...was I taken advantage of? There was still some dough left in the pocket so I wasn't totally ripped off...or maybe not at all. So there you have it:
L/A/S/ Hmmmm..../dunno/well I blew so......9?
COst.....less than whatever I had in my wallet...or I snuck out the back.
Repeat....if only I could remember.

to the ladies in the house. This thread is not at all indicative of my normal habits. So please...do not be afraid. I am normally sweet/charming and not drunk. Peace to all.

 

[Ellabombella]

lol Sounds like an adventure.

 

[fatima]

I am shocked ... SHOCKED ... at such inebriated behaviour.

I thought eforum.xxx was a high-class joint.

 

[Alelvehes]

You are human, them drunk fucks are sometimes the best and most fun! Your a true eforum.xxxert if you managed to bust a nut! That's all you need to remember, perhaps your buddy will know where you guys wound up!

I had a real stoned nite ta-nite myself, I tryies my phone and gets ahold of Alexa in Surrey, She's very close to the King Geo Skytrain station.

She sounded leary of me over the phone and tells me she doesn't do drunks or guys loaded on drugs. I tell her I've just had a hard day at work and need to unwind and that I'm not loaded, she says OK.

Well I 'll get the odd stuff out of the way first. Some people that ya meet, including working girls can have their own quirks, it can be an obssesive compulsive disorder or any number of mental things. If this is a major issue during a session it can be very distracting and can be not really what you want or are into.

However if one doesn't take it personal and accepts the person with the quirk and points out their good qualities, boy you can get rewarded! Alexa has a phobia about her face, she thinks she's ugly and doesn't look good without her make-up. This chick has the most awsome body, she is very solid and has a very defined shape, with a very firm real booty round smakable ass! She has great calves and is very curvy, with beauty nice nipped tit's and narrow waist, WOW!!!

I had a shower and somehow the fucking water was all over the floor, I pulled back the curtain and she was on her hands and knees in her G-string soaking all the water off the floor, with about 6 towels. She said you know I should be getting paid extra for this kind of shit! I really couldn't complain as the vew was great, I loved watching her clean the floor like that. Fuck I should try this kind of shit more often.

I thought she was gonna be pissed off but she was quite good about it, I said watching you on your knees was worth an extra 20. We finally get to the bed and she had a dim ornamental light. I tried to turn one on or use the hallway and she did not feel at all comfortable with that. I asked her if I could use my flashlite next time, she thought it was OK, fuck I can't believe I forgot it as I usually always carry it with me.

Her body was fabulous and she posed for me and started fucking herself with a dildo, hmmm pussy show, my favorite. I got her on her knees and had her wagging her ass at me, man what a nice ass, Jennifer Lopes has nothing on her!

Her restrictions threw me off a bit, but she let me play with her clit and she offered me doggy style, she had a very talented pussy and could make it very tight or loose at will. I was so loaded I couldn't get good wood but wound up bangin her for quite some time and she didn't try to rush me at all. I propped her ass on a pillow for some sunny-side up. She had major spike heel shoes on and those shapely legs, round ass, nice clit, beauty tit's, velvety pussy gliding in and out, ..........gooosh........, fucken Throbber blew off and wasn't even hard! Gees that's a sign of old age fur sure, I like to think I was just too stoned and I was. I am going to try her again when I'm not loaded, I have to go back anyway as I forgot my watch in her bathroom(alzhiemers?)

She is definately not for everone, but if your a real pooner and can get off on a sexy figure and overlook the quirks. I mean she really does try to please you, she can't help her phobias, she didn't want me washing my dick in her sink either.

For a hundred bucks, a bod like that, no doubt it's a geat deal! The best time to go is during the day so the light comes in thru the windows, she says she doesn't mind that and won't close the curtains. I'm going back straight and I'm going to fuck the shit out of her next time! I wound up washing my dick at the Mac's can @ 80th and KG.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hmmmm...or crawling along the floor picking up something with her teeth....could tie her hands to make it more interesting.

yes, that is definitely on my list now ..

 

[sexy mum43]

....great adventure and I also know goddamn well that I won't be using the sink at that Macs!

 

[Last Man Standing]

Oppai... gezus... time to call your buddy and find out where you went!

 

[Kim N]

why do you think I say no to gunt, cause a few times i get drunk I like them all fat skinny or tall. a few tomany times they were fat you know when you roll over and you're still on the bitch\. or try this one G.U.E. when a chick looks like a 2 at 10 same chick is a 10 at 2 G.U.E. Go ugly Early

 

[Belie]

Yeah...I remember one time in University when I was completely drunk out of my skull - a 1 looked like a 10. It was bad beer goggles.

 

[loves2read]

I would like to run this through an on-line translator to see what it means in English, but I'm not sure what the original language is.
Any ideas?

 

[Mr. Artless]

herb think about it

 

[Merlyn]

Hmm....I don't remember writing this review...is this a sign that I drink too much? (Actually it was just those two days....first two times I have gotten drunk enough to not remember shit). My "friend" doesn't seem to remember either. Oh well. Nothing is red or swollen and it doesn't hurt when I pee so I guess it was a clean place. I think this should mark the end of my pooning career. I was thinking about going for a tug this past weekend but just didn't have the desire anymore. Everytime there seems to be something exciting out there...I'm left disappointed.

 

[Pancakes]

Oppai, I was so drunk when I read your review that I've forgotten the whole thing already.

 

[brikush]

You can't quit...not now!

 

[usc]

Herb you crack me up. I am sober now. And honestly I just don't have that horny drive that can't be denied. I still feel horny like beaver but the thought of mp or escort just is not doing anything for me. Have I faced a reversal...are the girls out there just lame? I think that the "excitement" of it has been lost for me...I'll still surf the boards and maybe remember some tidbits of info or reviews I can offer up to help others in their quests. I had some great times but honestly I'd have to say 80-90% left me disappointed.

 

[georgemaddenbarcelona]

This kind of review is the reason any man with half a brain keeps coming back to eforum.xxx. Good stuff!