Tijuana Scene

[Bridget]

Even Better! hahaha

 

[time.]

You are right... I think I can even beat 99 cent stores.... I visited a few garage sales and bought baby items for a quarter each.... Let's see how far 75 cents will take me....

 

[SamSongs]

Ross or Marshalls? A little expensive, egh mate? Ever hear of 99 cent only stores or dollar tree? First give them a try. If nothing there than go to Wal-Mart. Save your hard earned money for beer, tacos, and more chicas. only 3 things man should pay for in life: sex, beer and food!

 

[girlygirl111]

Thanks but it got to be a full on midget or drawrf to fulfill the bucket list. Stubby arms and legs, a big head, and I'll probably save this one until I'm closer to the ground because I really don't want to do it.

 

[LIFE]

The $40 for 45 minutes was agreed for the private dance stalls they have in the back, but the guy came by with a bucket of beer and wanted $30 for 45 minutes and beers for free, which I declined.... I didn't want to pay $30 for a 3'x3' stall.... so, we went to one of the hotels, the one with a long and steep stairway up (don't know the name).... Ana didn't care, she wanted the $40 for 45 minutes anywhere she could get it....

What's funny was that Ana refused to walked out of the bar unless she had a bathrobe on.... the guy had to bring one out from the back, it was a short silk bathrobe and she looked very sexy in it....

I forgot to mention that Ana usually doesn't go arriba, at least that's what she told me.... she typically only dances and get lady drinks from customers.... business had been bad for the past couple of weeks, first the heat wave, follow by the power oueforum.xxxe and follow by the collapse of the boarder Xing structure.... somedays, she would go home only made a few bucks.... she would only go when in need financially.

I guess I lucked out.... I am going to buy some baby stuff from Ross or Marshalls and see what type of treatment I get next time....

I didn't mention Carolina, the chica with the school girl uniform.... she is sooooo sweet, one of these days, I'll type a report with Carolina, but not today, i am too tired.

PS the midget, which someone pointed out is called Abril, is not truely a midget, she is just a very short person. She is like a grown woman in a 10 year old body....The body is proportional short, not just the legs.... Not sure if that counts as a midget, OC. She charged $20 for total service - suck, fuck, sin ropa, positions, including BBBJ. Very friendly girl, and a local too, native of TJ....

 

[Wai]

OCH
Yes, i have to agree with some of your lifestyle choices. i have also done alot of my wish list things to do. But I have to really start to think of my bucket list things.
Your list, really makes me laugh. The only one that I might be able to help you with is number 1. You can find abril in the ally in TJ. She usually works accros the street from delicias bar. she might be found hanging around the rhe taco and hot dog carts talking with the food workers. She can be alot of fun if her head is into it. Goodhunting

 

[puppy]

thebadguy, nice report man! When you banged the newly minted mom from Bar Mesquerida, where did you bang her? Which shitty motel did the bar utilize? And was the price negotiated? 40 for 45 minutes is a pretty decent deal.

Also, the midget, how much is her bbbj? That sounds good. Shit, we should hook up Oscar the Mighty Midget with her and pay them to bang each other, like a show!

 

[Dee M]

I agree with you on normal, straight sex... but when i am tity fucking her BB, I like the cum shot to be a surprise, which I got.... hehe...

What can I say, she took one on the chin like a true pro....

I am definately going to give those diggy clubs a trial nowadays.... I am 2/2 so far and loving it... the girls that work there are not true pros in the sence that they fuck for a living... sometimes they only do a dude every 2-3 days.... their primary income comes from drinks and dancing.... therefore, once and if you do get them in the hotel room, they tends to perform much better.... the other one is Hillary from Golden Place.... I cummed in her mouth awhile back....

 

[A.V.R.]

sometimes to heighten the experience, try this.
When you are comming start yelling really loud like your in some crappy porno film. With the Oh God, and the Oh Shit I CUMMING! ARGHHHH YEAH YEAH. and some loud grunting
I like doing that when I get a girl you really hates her job.

 

[jesssiccaah]

The secret is living a life of quiet desperation...

.well that's bullshit. It's called viagra, and go easy on the beers.

 

[fvfv81]

You may want to check out some of the smaller and less known bars. I was walking around and this dude said to me "check out my place", and it was at Bar Mesquerida (sp) a dumpy taxi driver bar. I said no... he insisted and said that I don't have to pay or stay if I didn't like it....
I said ok, what the fuck, I'll give it a shot... I walked in, and the place was loud and dark and there are two steps downwards as soon as you enter the bar; I almost killed myself on the two steps. I walked around the bar and saw nothing special, full of fat and old chicas... I was about to go when I noticed a young one at the end of the bar sitting along at a bar stool. It reminds me of a Western movie where a guy walks into a dumpy bar and see nothing but sun-baked old men and one hot chick at the end of the bar. I always laugh and say to myself, "only in Hollywood". Well, it seems I was mistaken, this type of things can also happen in TJ.

I had to sit down beside her and like the Western I said "que haces aqui in esta lugar" what are you doing here in this place? If you don't see the humor, then you are probably a tree.... furthermore, like in the Western, I was fucking her after a few minutes of chit chat.... what can I say, TJ is the Wild Wild West, the last frontier.....

She is a beauty, 5'6" slim and with high checkbone and a slim and pointy jaw. Looks like a Spanish princess... she then said something that had never happened. "I am going to take a quick shower before we start".... in all of my years of mongering this had never happened.... she came out with a towel wrapped around her.... I immediately yanked it off.... nice, but had sagging tities... it turned out she just gave birth 4 months ago and was still lacting.... I kiss her tits and sucked on her nipple and that's when she squeezed some breast milk into my mouth.... tasted sweet.... we both laughed....

I then conviced her to BBBJ me and she looked at me suspeciously and then examined my cock and agreed... she slurps like crazy and it was wet and dripping BBBJ, she also licked and sucked balls.... she did that for 25 minutes, and I decided to fuck her before cumming.... rolled on a condom and wow, loose pussy... it appears that her pussy is still loose from giving birth.... after a few minutes of fucking, I didn't like it, so off goes the condom and into the mouth the cock went.... she sucked me for another 5 minutes and said her jaw was sore and she couldn't suck anymore.... she wanted me to put the condom back on and finish.... I decided to tity fuck her instead... it was great... it was like wrapping my cock in between couple of water ballons...

I fucked her tities for 3 minutes before I shot a load on her chin.... she had a knee jerking reaction like she got an electric shock.... funny stuff, she never saw it coming... she then turned her face to the side and shut her eyes really tight.... even funnier.... I continued to fuck the tits for 30 more seconds before I cock was hurting....

When I let go of the tits, she was covered with cum... it was all over her tits, neck and chin... I was shocked I had this much cum because I already blew a load with "Sweet Carolina", the school girl about an hour earlier.... she went into the bathroom and washed up....

When she came out, I asked about her daughter and offered to give her a few baby books things.... she accepted right a way and thanked me endlessly. She insisted on gaving me her number and asked me to call her the next time I come; she said she'll give me even better treatment and she winked... I can only imagine what that can be after what I got....

So, similar to my friend that gave the chica a Victoria Secret Lotion, a little gift will go a long way in TJ....

BTW: the damage was $40 for about 45 minutes.... when I walked out, the lady charged me $5 more for double the time, I didn't want to argue and paid....

 

[Pompal 09.]

Get a BBBJ-COF from a midget

There is one that works the nights.... she works in the "alley" near the beginning, across the street from the police station. She has blond hair, and is about 4'5".... she gives great BBBJ, and even offers BB sex if the price and mood is right....

 

[greennupa]

As a young dude I'm a bit embarrased about not breaking more than two fucks in La Coahuila. And I don't really drink and I think I'm healthy. I've yet to tap into my prime. What's your secret guys? But I think my return to staying deep into prime time in more than a year will help break my personal record. My "worst" was when I blew I don't know how much(wasn't much), had two rounds, and I was out of there in 3-4 hours. It was a quick exit

 

[salus]

Well when I go to the grave I can tell you I won't be saying I wish I fucked more girls, or I wish I had paid a girl to do that...because I already have. But I guess I do have a bucket list.
1) Get a BBBJ-COF from a midget
2) Hang a 35 lbs dumbell from my cock so I can physically perform the "beef dip" while riding on an OCTA bus
3) Crack the tooth brushes of my enemies, and inform them as such after they brush their teeth.
4) Convince LM to stop mounting whales. LM the Japanese have stopped hunting whales, when will you?

 

[Girl of the Wolves]

OCH

I no exactly what you mean. I used to be able to go to TJ for an all nighter, fuck at least 3 putas, have at least 2 sixpacks and some shooter nos Teq. Leave to drive home to the OC, and be lucky if I made it to Ocenside rest stop, pass out for a little, take a leak, get some coffee, and drive the rest of the way home.get a couple mor3e hours of sleep, and good hunting.then go work a full shift tending bar, putting up with asshgoles like me, then come home to sleep all nite.Where oh where did our youth go.

 

[yakevinhoo63]

You know the days of crossing the border, fucking 5 honeys, eating tacos, driving home so drunk I shit myself are over. I now go early, come home early, and watch Matlock and Murder she wrote before filling my own diaper with a stinky beef stew.

My favorite joke was when Bob dole was running for president and the MTV audience asked him if he wore boxers or briefs, Bob Dole said Depends.

 

[ODP]

OCH

You almost made me drop out of my chair, when I read this post from you.I never thought that I would here you admit that you could not do more than 3 or more putas a nite. But it is okay, because at our age, we have to sometimes, hsve to slow a little, even if we do not want to admit it. Good Hunting

 

[miss s.t.]

I have up until recently but now I've scaled it back to 3 max becuase those last two hurt.

 

[Dance Dance Revolution]

I guess I could do 5 in a day with some over the counter viagra.

 

[jonasgroupie313]

I can. $60 / girl x 5 = $300 + a few beers + 172 $0.99 Tacos at Jack n' the Box when you come back