PHOTOGRAPHER: Well actually this an ad for a new ah, health drink.
ME: Yeah, great, terrific idea. I'm new at this
PHOTOGRAPHER: Okay, take you're shirt off allright?.
ME: Do what?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Take your shirt off. You said you were a professional model now we gotta have this for the ad.
ME: Well nobody said anything about taking the shirt off.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Don't worry about it, you're doing fantastic. (I took my shirt off) Yeah. Allright yeah yeah relax.. Well that's fantastic.
ME: Is this what you're talking about. (sobs)
PHOTOGRAPHER: Beautiful, beautiful. That's it. Yeah some more of that.
ME: No. That's it! I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Well I guess I just got my first taste of the filthy side of this buisness. May I remind you sirs, I am a male prostitute not a male model. Ooogh. I'm going home now....to vomit.
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I decided to crash the St. Marc