The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased
and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'
card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this
week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
and
a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined
up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased
and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'
card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this
week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card
and
a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week.' The MP was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen MPs lined
up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON