The good the bad and the ugly

[Heather D]

The good: you give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
the bad: she keeps interrupting.
the ugly:with corrections.

The good:your wife is not talking to you.
bad:she wants a divorce.
ugly:she's a lawyer.

Good:Your son is finally maturing.
Bad:He is involved with the woman next door.
Ugly:so are you.

I invite you to bring more examples of the good, the bad and the ugly.

 

[murphdog6]

Invatation Accepted

Good: You're son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's you're best Reviewiend

Lets keep this one going
RG

 

[mimi]

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

 

[K M]

*giggles snort* lol I love these!

 

[TAHA]

Good: your wife is pregnant.
Bad: your mistress is pregnant.
Ugly: they both are!!

 

[HaleyJo]

Good: You bring home a porn movie to have some “me” time
Bad: Your wife comes home early, and wants to watch too to see why she isn’t enough to satisfy you
Ugly: Your daughter is in the movie

Good: You won a trip
Bad: It’s a gay cruise
Ugly: You meet your son on the boat