The end of the month is approaching - go to your local grocery store

[Ursus]

It is the 22nd, 8 days from the end of the month. Welfare benefits for single mothers will be deposited in bank accounts in about 5 - 6 days. This is a great opportunity, as I mentioned before, to meet and fuck some super sexy young MILFs for next to little investment.

Get prepared to hang out at your local grocery store and offer rides to single moms who otherwise would be taking a taxi. You can easily get close to them with this tactic. Btw, it is so simple to spot welfare moms in the grocery store and it is even easier to see them waiting on the curb with their buggy of food. They don't have vehicles and they are waiting for the taxis to come pick them up. Taxis will cost them $10 each way and you can save them money and really impress them by giving them a ride. You set them up to offer you sexual favours in return, down the road. It is easy, trust me. I have done this many, many times in the past.

So, around the 28, 29, 30th, next time you are at your local food store, watch for the welfare moms inside the stores and outside the front entrance. Once you spot them outside wiating for their taxi, go up to them and say the following:

You: You aren't waiting for a cab, are you?
Welfare Mom: Yeah, I just called one. I don't have a car.
You: No. Don't take a cab. Cabs are SO expensive. My sister has to take a cab everywhere she goes and I feel bad for her because like you, she doesn't have a car.

Pause and let the welfare Mom process what you have just said. Don't feel obligated to talk too fast or keep talking. Pause for 2 full seconds.

You: Let me help you out. I'll drive you home and you can save your money. You live close by, don't you?

The last sentence of 'you live close by, don't you?' is your way of getting her to say Yes to her location proximity, but also causing her to be ready to say Yes to your ride offer.

Welfare Mom: Yeah. I just live 5 minutes from here.
You: Easy. I'll take you home. I don't mind. Bring your stuff and let's get you home and save your money. I am on my way home too.

This last response by you is giving her non-threatening direction that she will comply with because it sounds so reasonable.

You drive her home, you exchange info and you offer to help her out in the future. Then, after that, getting her naked is so easy, no other explanation is required. I have picked up more than 10 welfare moms at grocery stores with this technique. Easiest and least expensive pussy you will get in your life.

 

[DickSlinger]

It is the 22nd, 8 days from the end of the month. Welfare benefits for single mothers will be deposited in bank accounts in about 5 - 6 days. This is a great opportunity, as I mentioned before, to meet and fuck some super sexy young MILFs for next to little investment.

Get prepared to hang out at your local grocery store and offer rides to single moms who otherwise would be taking a taxi. You can easily get close to them with this tactic. Btw, it is so simple to spot welfare moms in the grocery store and it is even easier to see them waiting on the curb with their buggy of food. They don't have vehicles and they are waiting for the taxis to come pick them up. Taxis will cost them $10 each way and you can save them money and really impress them by giving them a ride. You set them up to offer you sexual favours in return, down the road. It is easy, trust me. I have done this many, many times in the past.

So, around the 28, 29, 30th, next time you are at your local food store, watch for the welfare moms inside the stores and outside the front entrance. Once you spot them outside wiating for their taxi, go up to them and say the following:

You: You aren't waiting for a cab, are you?
Welfare Mom: Yeah, I just called one. I don't have a car.
You: No. Don't take a cab. Cabs are SO expensive. My sister has to take a cab everywhere she goes and I feel bad for her because like you, she doesn't have a car.

Pause and let the welfare Mom process what you have just said. Don't feel obligated to talk too fast or keep talking. Pause for 2 full seconds.

You: Let me help you out. I'll drive you home and you can save your money. You live close by, don't you?

The last sentence of 'you live close by, don't you?' is your way of getting her to say Yes to her location proximity, but also causing her to be ready to say Yes to your ride offer.

Welfare Mom: Yeah. I just live 5 minutes from here.
You: Easy. I'll take you home. I don't mind. Bring your stuff and let's get you home and save your money. I am on my way home too.

This last response by you is giving her non-threatening direction that she will comply with because it sounds so reasonable.

You drive her home, you exchange info and you offer to help her out in the future. Then, after that, getting her naked is so easy, no other explanation is required. I have picked up more than 10 welfare moms at grocery stores with this technique. Easiest and least expensive pussy you will get in your life.

What if she doesn't want to get naked? Then what?

 

[Ursus]

These mothers are very simple. They crave incremental benefits where ever and how ever they can get them.

Think of how much pay for play you can get with a carton of cigarettes and a welfare mom short on money and addicted to nicotine.

 

[DickSlinger]

These mothers are very simple. They crave incremental benefits where ever and how ever they can get them.

Think of how much pay for play you can get with a carton of cigarettes and a welfare mom short on money and addicted to nicotine.

I hope it works and i can fuck some milfs

 

[topo112]

I young milf asked me for a ride and gave me her phone number, i haven't called her since i figure it's cheaper to go to Perla. Less hassles.

 

[DickSlinger]

I young milf asked me for a ride and gave me her phone number, i haven't called her since i figure it's cheaper to go to Perla. Less hassles.

Well maybe if you give her rides she sucks u off?

 

[topo112]

Well maybe if you give her rides she sucks u off?

I gave her and her female friends a ride and they were very happy, but women see my sweet side and sooner or later ask for loans which they don't intend to pay. I saw $$$ in her eyes. I have to admit... if she was better looking I would've already called her, haha. One of her friends was hot but way too young.

 

[Recondite]

Think of how much pay for play you can get with a carton of cigarettes and a welfare mom short on money and addicted to nicotine.

One of my buddies theories on smoking women: "If they willingly put that crap (cigarettes) in their mouth, there is very good money that they are good with putting a cock in it too".

It made me laugh but I can't deny his logic. I only ever had one girlfriend that smoked and her bbbj were outstanding.

 

[rgkv]

I'm surprised someone doesn't freak and call the cops... HELP, pervert in the parking lot

 

[rgkv]

getting in a strangers car these days is not advisable

 

[LostInnocence]

getting in a strangers car these days is not advisable

And there's not much stranger than Ursus!

 

[Hangdai]

Not sure what the welfare mom scene is like in KW, but very different in the GTA.

Not trying to stereotype but I assume outside of Toronto it's mostly Canadian born white trailer trash ladies.

In TO , its a various minority ethnic minority makeup, with different views on white guys approaching out of the blue in some No Frills parking lot.

 

[Ursus]

Very True Hangdai. My post only pertains to predominantly white areas -Kichener, Cambridge, Waterloo, Guelph, Woodstock, London, Stratford, Sarnia, Oshawa, Whitby, Bowmanville etc.. I should have stipulated that non-whites will tell you to get away and pretend they don't speak English.

 

[topo112]

Very True Hangdai. My post only pertains to predominantly white areas -Kichener, Cambridge, Waterloo, Guelph, Woodstock, London, Stratford, Sarnia, Oshawa, Whitby, Bowmanville etc.. I should have stipulated that non-whites will tell you to get away and pretend they don't speak English.

I wonder why white welfare milfs wear those sweatpants all day if they don't do any sports! And why they gain so much weight if they don't have enough $$$? And why there's a skinny black guy by their side all the time? Life's a mystery!

 

[Ursus]

Skinny black guy needs a place to stay. The white welfare mom charges him couch money. He sleeps on her couch and she makes some side money. Also, many welfare moms will space out their child bearing so as to qualify for extra benefits - more money, 2 bedroom versus 1 bedroom appt.

This is the life of a white welfare mother in the Kitchener, Waterloo region area:

14 - 16 years of age

Party. party. party. Always a good time. Don't finish school.

17 - 19

Have your first child. Mark down 'Father unknown' and receive welfare benefits as you stay with your parents and drive your grandparents car around until you can get settled on your own. Why do you think you see so many white welfare moms in 20 year old Buicks? Now the welfare car has changed as Buicks aren't as popular as they once were. Over the past 10 years, Grand Prix Pontiacs were the goto cars.

20 - 23

Have another kid, finally get off the housing waiting list and get 'your own' place, continue to claim you also don't know the second father's whereabouts so you can qualify for increased benefits. Apply for an receive every benefit known to mankind within the province of Ontario. Everyone helps you out, gives you everything under the sun because: 'She has it hard. She is a single mother.' Continue to set yourself up with housing and other benefits so you establish your future as best you can.

24 - 30

Go to the casino, get 3 or 4 tattoos, smoke your life away, drink and party with your neighbours who also live in your building. Gossip about other welfare moms, shop at the Dollar store for your childrens' necessities, game the system some more, have men stay with you and be 'temporary' live-in boyfriends etc.

30 - 45

Start strategizing and think about submitting your disability claim application. Choose either a bad wrist, bad knee, bad back or some other disability that will provide income once your children turn 18 and you can no longer claim them as dependents and receive welfare benefits for them.

45 - 50

When you either get kicked off disability benefits or you get a lump sum payout and have already bought a trailor and parked it for summer use, you get a job at the local Dollarma because your friend - also on welfare, disabiltiy and now working at the same Dollarma - gets you in the door. You work at Dollarma for 3 years and then retire at the Trailor Park you bought a few years earlier because you negotiated a long-term trailor park year-round fee and your parents passed away and left you with enough inheritence to get you to the age of 65, where OAS benefits will kick in.

50 - 65

Live at the Trailor park, sit outside on your lawn chair, drink beer, smoke cigarettes, go down to the water pool, travel to Mexico every 2 years. Hang out with other retired welfare Moms and once every couple of months, go visit your child who likely have repeated the same welfare lifestyle you brought them up within.

 

[Ursus]

topo,

White welfare moms are always with their kids, their friends kids or their apartment complexes' neighbourhood kids. They are always playing with, feeding, picking up or otherwise coming into contact with the children. This prevents them from wearing fancy clothes.

Secondly, they don't want to spend money on high-end, nice clothes because they focus on cigarettes, alcohol, tattoos, entertainment expenses. Clothes, in the white welfare community, don't play an important or social role.

Thirdly, a welfare mom needs comfortable clothes that help her transition to different activities throughout the day. Cooking breakfast for her kids, watching Maury Povich, going to Timmies with her friends and getting coffee, walking to the Dollar Store or to 7-11 plaza, taking an afternoon nap before her kids get off from school, going to the bar on Friday night etc.

Sweat pants and other pull up clothes make alot more sense than a white blouse and a blue rayon 2 piece work suit, especially for a woman who doesn't go to work. Most importantly, the clothes have to allow her to show off her tattoos. The typical white welfare mom gets a tattoo every 18 - 24 months and she spends 6 months prior to that planning the tattoo. Afterwards, she spends another 6 months showing off that tattoo. And then the cycle starts again with 6 months of planning, 18 months of showing off and another 6 months of planning her following tattoos etc.

 

[LostInnocence]

Also, you can gain or lose 50 pounds and the sweatpants still fit.

 

[topo112]

Great analysis Ursus!!! I also wonder why there are so many , almost brand new : Mercedez, BMW, and other high end automobiles, in those " community housing "parking lots!!! Aren't those houses for low income families? Just wondering?!!!

 

[topo112]

Also, you can gain or lose 50 pounds and the sweatpants still fit.

And with some practice it's easy to hide small items, everything falls near those white and pink running shoes. With practice they can even hide salamis and baloney.

 

[Ursus]

Idk, in Kitchener region, we don't have high end cars in welfare complexes. Must be a unique, Torontonian factor.

Are you sure those cars are new or used? You can pick up a used Mercedes for under 10k because they are money pits to fix after the warranty expires and no one wants them except poor people who couldn't afford to buy them when they were new.