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That wife of mine is a liar said the angry husband to a sympathetic palseated next to him in the bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked.
"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'dbeen, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
"So?"
"So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."

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