Thai Massage... this is how it should be

[Christine F]

I found this video on the web...
And this is how Thai should be done...

http://www.metamassageplanete.com/watch/54160/thai_body_massage/


Enjoy.

 

[laughing_stock]

Sign Me Up!!!!

 

[anthony93]

Imagem doing this to someone who has used the bathroom but does not care to wipe to the fullest ?

That is what lots of guys do, right before they go for massages.

Now why would you you expect me to do the Thai massage in this video for you ?

If you want more you have to be conscious and attentive and caring about your hygene, my sweety.

 

[Pompal 09.]

What is not shown there but is in the previous episodes is that this massage is preceded by a soapie, the hostess washes the client from head to toe with a lot of attention given to the waste disposal body parts.

 

[Matt991]

This is called a Bangkok slide, wrongfully called here a Thai massage and as Danleo is mentionning, that is after the bath, before the FS, the BJ and the rest. 2 hours, in the range of 1500 to 2500 Bath or 40 to 80 $ depending on the quality of the establishment.

Now you know why I feel sorry about the massage scene in Montreal.

 

[Joe Finkle]

This is a fantastic massage. Although I'm tempted to call it a service and not a massage because for me, this would be entirely erotic with no therapeutic benefits. The idea of a greased up woman grinding against me is more along the lines of a lap dance from heaven and not a massage.

I'd pay for it

 

[Only the beginning]

Wow... how to kill a dream about thai: Juliana

I never met her yet...Here are the reasons:
1- Taking potential customer for ignorant: Claims about hygien has been well elaborated in her own advertisement.
2- Arrogance and way of talking about men and her bad experience are definitely her problem,,,She just have to through them out when men cannot respect Hygien 101.


JackBauer, I do take SOME customer ignorant of hygiene habites, because: I am the one who have to wash stamped sheets of shit when clients go away. Sometimes not only I have to wash the sheet where the custumer just has lay down, I also have to wash the cover used to protect the massage table, which is disgusting experience for me. Sheets are washed and for every client, but washing this type of dirty it is a horrible experience.

You are so right it is my problem, because who have to clean up disgusting sheets ? but it should be your mandate as a client to wash up or wipe well after taking a shit, please ! Some mothers allow kids to wear dipers for too long, and keep wipe them without the kids never having to learn how to do it hinself, after all it is really not your fault.

I charge more for my massage because I take massage courses/workshops very often which cost money and it is time consuming in my life therefore during massage sessions. I work more because I have more mannouvres and more tecniques of trying to relax tense/stiff muscles.

I have a solution for the shit ass clients, I no longer accept them when they call back.

 

[Ahead by a Century]

Hi Martini68, how are you doing today ?
Your idea of putting a post expliciting what kind of hygiene I expect is a great idea. Yet some people shower and still are dirty after the shower.
But lately with my advertisement post here, stressing, that shower and hygiene are essential, or the client is refused at the door, it has been happening less and less.

I discourage clients from taking showers at my place because, because some people does take half hour under the shower waisting their massage time, and water and making me nervous because I despise and I refuse to do hurried massage sessions.A massage should be an spiritual experience calm/slow/peacefull, not hurried because time has been consumed elsewhere. To do a hurried myssage I preffer taking the day off, it is better for me and you too. Although some guys take a half hour at the shower they still come out with a dirty behind, so you are welcome to take a shower at my space but after the massage not before. This way I am less desapointed.

The Brazilian Berry and other workers in the sex industry who advertise in this board have complained to me about shit ass clients too, so you guys be carefull, because we Sex Workers got together and decided that those who stamp our sheets should be refused at repete visites, for obvious reasons.

Andrew770 ''Se todos fossem iguais a voce que maravilha seria viver''. This from Vinicious de Morais, the brazilian author of the Girl from Ipanema. And it means '' If all people were like you life, would be wonderfull'' I miss you !

 

[barry g.]

Hi folks,
Let me stick my nose here for a sec.
Juliana,you got it right,just refuse the dirty low hygiene clients.
Tell them to put their clothes back on and leave.How humiliating!
If they don't learn how to clean now,they'll never do.
You took the bull by the horns,atta girl!

As for the thai described in the video,well I,d like to experiment it one of these days,I'd be ready to pay for it too.Just an experiance.
bye.

 

[~mrs. sanford~]

If I recall correctly, this video was part of a group of 4. Anyone knows where the whole set can be downloaded and viewed?

If an MP was to provide such an experience here in Montreal, there would be good money to be made for her. Many clients (like me ) would probably be willing to fork quite a bit more than the usual massage price in order to experience this at least once, and maybe come back regularly, who knows?

Hey, even Juliana could do it! Instead of whining and bitching about some of her clients' hygiene, she could actively participate and clean them up first, like this asian lady is doing in the first videos I'm looking for. She'd need to practice somewhere else though. By the way Darling, like martinl68 implied in his politically correct comment about "a messy place with no clean towels or a working shower", hygiene goes both ways!

 

[realist101]

Hey, even Juliana could do it! Instead of whining and bitching about some of her clients' hygiene, she could actively participate and clean them up first, like this asian lady is doing in the first videos I'm looking for. She'd need to practice somewhere else though. By the way Darling, like martinl68 implied in his politically correct comment about "a messy place with no clean towels or a working shower", hygiene goes both ways! [/quote]

Gentle2her:
My sweety I love doing laundry therefore my towels and sheets for the clients are always fresh and very clean. My books might not be in the shelf but the space where I offer my massage sessions have to be clean because I am allergic to dusty any ways! I know sex workers who offer 1 towell for all clients whereas I have gotten a collection package from The Club Price !

 

[Issy]

Let's get back to the video i/o butt cleaning & how we wash our sheets. I thought the video was hot. The women was really hot as well. I never went to Thailand or Bangkok. Is it that easy to find such a MP? Would love to hear experiences.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've seen this video before. When you refer to her cleaning him, are you referring to the rim job she gives him? I didn't see any other cleaning. I'm not sure that's what Juliana or any other non-shit-eating MP would have in mind.
As for the dirty bum bum situation, it's kinda silly. How old are we? Why can we just keep our anuses clean? Juliana, perhaps you need to purchase some baby wipes, send the guy home with a couple and tell him to come back when no more shit sticks to the paper.
-Juliana, we'll meet again soon and you can practice on me. Maybe some slide n' glide since my bum is clean?

 

[LadySupport]

Of course not! My memory is fading as to the exact content of those first videos, since I saw them a year or two ago. I recall a soap of the entire body, NOT with her mouth, but a real cleanup with real soap, everywhere. This is enjoyable for the client and also ensures he's clean, so both are happy.


I totally agree with you. I personally take a shower every morning as part of my wake-up routine, another one before every massage session and one after. Unfortunately it's a fact that MPs have to deal with disgusting asses (pun intended) on a regular basis.

What is bugging me is the fact this MP is constantly complaining about the cleanliness of her clients when she can't even provide a shower in a non-disgusting condition. Sorry to be blunt, but once she cleans up the mess all around and make sure the shower can be used before and after the massage, she will be entitled to complain. Until then, she should realize she's loosing many clients, and being active on the board and have people talk about her won't make them come back. By the way, nice shelving units are available in many places in Montreal.

As I said in a previous post, soaping her clients and then offering something like we see on the video would be a very good way for her or any other MP to increase her revenues. The equation is simple:

Exclusive service in Montreal = More demand = More clients = Money + money + money.

I would happily have my clean ass retry a visit to her place a second time.

 

[The Goomba of Hope]

While I'm sure that it can be very distasteful for a provider such as your self (or anybody else for that matter) to have deal with unclean men, I find it distasteful as well to always read about your unclean clients as well. When people call you, tell them what you expect of them, no more, no less. And if they can't comply, well then, neither can you. This thread was about a certain massage, not your clients shitty asses. Just remember that you do offer prostate stimulation and other options, and you know what? Just as in everday life "Shit Happens"

 

[nsw]

Hi all,

I have not had as much MP experience as most but I have had enough, it is one of the reasons I prefer MPs that have showers on premise for clients use. I know independants have a harder time but that really isn't our problem now is it.

I do agree with previous posts as well, if someone were to introduce this service even in the 180-200 range, people would pay for it. I would .

I make every effort to be clean and on time (if not early) or my appointments.

And finally, I don't want to come off as flaming juliana, but I remember once I called to make an appointment and her attitude on the phone was just cold. As if she was going to be doing this out of pity. What it boils down to is this, MY money is paying for a service that could be obtained anywhere in this great city, on that phone call making an appointment I expect to be treated with an feeling that I am valued for the money I bring to the table as a client, I also expect the same treatment when I receive my massage.

Why can you go to a regular spa, get a 1 hour for 70$ get, a drink of choice before hand and maybe a light snack (fruit or similar). Granted there is no HJ, but that is what customer service should be like.

When someone finds this place let me know.

 

[Janet S]

Another thread captured by a personal vendetta and off the point of the original post. If the service offered by that asian agency was offered, sign me up, I've had massages in several asian countries, but wow never like that one.... so again sign me up. If it's available in Montreal, count me and my sparkling clean butt in. Get back on point and knock off the crusades.

 

[Nicole M]

And finally, I don't want to come off as flaming juliana, but I remember once I called to make an appointment and her attitude on the phone was just cold. As if she was going to be doing this out of pity. What it boils down to is this, MY money is paying for a service that could be obtained anywhere in this great city, on that phone call making an appointment I expect to be treated with an feeling that I am valued for the money I bring to the table as a client, I also expect the same treatment when I receive my massage.

Dear WasteIslander
I am sooo sorry if I have been cold to you on the phone. Sometimes it is hard to be friendly specially after a few a few callers makes no show appointments which happens sometimes. Lately I am no longer accepting public telephone callers because of the No Show Bulshitters. I am from Brazil born and raised therefore to me to be cold, it is far contrary to my nature because if you visite Brazil, you will find that people there are far more approachable then you guys up here.I offer massages because I love touching and hugs a lot !

Mrten you gave me an amazing idea, I should delete prostate massage options, but some clients dont need to take prostate massage as an option to stamp the Massage Table. I know it is disgusting for you to read about Realities of massage tables in the erotic industries and I am sorry for turning your stomacks.Yet this is a review board and much worst happen to us, if our massage is not of your preference, or we dont look acoording to your gentleman likes and dislikes. You guys can come here and hurt us very deeply in many ways. I thought you guys should know that We Sex Workers, we are humain beings and please just wipe in exagerated fashion or shower well, right after you use the bathroom like good muslin people does, and that is that.

 

[bluebonnetgranny]

Like all good muslims people does.....
Am I missing something here?
How about Cristians,Protestants,atheists,jews.....

 

[Delacy]

All have filthy asses. It's on wikipedia.

It is an interesting comment though. Do muslims have particular anus cleaning practices?