STATIC:Amazing place in E.hasting!

[Guitar Guy]

I'm dumped into a massage centre named Static in E.hasting recently.
When I went inside the place the first time I felt excited cuz it's such a quiet and well funished place. I thought I would have newly exciting experience there n' I really did! T
here are several Chinese gals and white gals I can pick.The oriental gals are changed SO fast that I met new faces all the time when I visit there...I could not remember all da name of them, oriental gals are little bit shy..however I love the feeling of fxxking the small birds ..they have nice body shape..one of them even has D cup those Asian gals rarely have!..They really do whatever I want them to do!!! haha!
Love the feeling there!! The manager is a funny kind Japanese or Chinese..ususally offer me a good price for my frequent coming.
The unforgettable exs I have ..
Dont wanna speak too much here, U just try once...the phone numb. there is 6042999886

 

[Brent]

It's not West Hastings, it's on East Hastings in North Burnaby.

What are the prices?

 

[Nacho-Nick]

Seriously if you are going to write a fake review at least put more effort into it. This is girly style written all over it...

 

[Bart]

Yeah, that "review" is definately chick-speak! The 299 prefix obviously reeks of EAST van. The last time I was in that neighbourhood I was at Mirages (I think that's what it was called), and I saw a fairly attractive black girl, whose name escapes me... nevertheless, I do recall, quite strongly, that when we 69'd I saw how wet she was and her PJ DRIPPED ONTO MY CHEST!!! Yeah, if i had only known her better I would have been in there, all the way up to her spleen, doin' the alphabet! I guess I was her type (...right), or she was in her first trimester and stoopid horny - you know, kinda like how dogs get when you dangle a MilkBone over their slobbery jowels.

Anyhoo...

The BigMan is screaming tonite for some action - dear God, not the Palm sisters again - and was thinking maybe I should TOFTT at this place and write my own (first) review... umm, OK, I'll call them up and see the kind of lovely lady humps I can squirrel my other brain into...

Smoke me a kipper, and I'll be back for it in the morning.

 

[Kit Fang]

You mean for your frequent spamming.

 

[GodZilla]

http://www.thestatic.ca/home.html

 

[Colette~]

Is that AsiaSpeak for MSOG?

 

[peter]

I'm English beginner n' new comer in van...so pls be nice to me ...just wanna share good place with u all..

 

[--*tenderoni]

Well, an obviously eastern european answered the phone, explaining in slightly broken english that they close @ 9pm - not unaware of the fact that it was 7:45pm; I had to act fast...

Shazam... enter building @ 8:45pm (back door), eyed by a typical Expo86 huge-ass camera. Door buzzed without undue delay, followed by friendly greeting from the aforementioned "Japansee/Kitchen Sink, tindly wink" likable fellow.

Led to a room at the end of a recently painted, 3-star hotel-type cathouse, was I. Offered and accepted gracious offer to shower - caulking on shower stall still very (varry) new (nooo).

Small time pass, much time to wonder about such things as: did I wash my ass enough?, or, why the fuck do they have the radio tuned to 104.9fm? Godawfull.

Trance broken by knock on door by MILF, about 39, 5'-6", 150lbs, short bleach blonde hair, post childbirth belly (no real stretchmarks...it was dark), decent sized yet somewhat droopy tits w/nice round & brown nips that got real nice and hard when I sucked them.

She called herself Kristina. I assume the "K" because it was the same commie-talking euro chick that answered the phone. She had a pretty face and later would say, in not so many words, that we "clicked". What the hell, TOFTT.

After 20min of acceptable massage (knuckle & forearm shiatsu shit), it was time to discuss...umm, you know... don't make me say it..., we agreed on a buck fifty for FS, definately NOT GFE. After an unskilled CBJ, I took her legs up and ploughed her. I liked it. I believe that she did as well, even w/o DATY, Greek, LFK, BBanything - these were NOT on the menu.

Out of there @ 9:40pm.

That's all I have to say about that. If the first post in this thread is indeed a SHILL for the place then Kristina would surely read this, and to her I say "thanks, it was nice fucking you, even though you are a young-faced coog".

So, to end this babbling I will say: for two bucks (.5 for hour room), I could do a lot better in the way of SPs, though the venue was perfectly acceptable. I wonder if the fact that it's been two years since I last entered a cathouse had anything to do with it...

Shit, I'm just kinda bored with the women I've had to fuck through the AM service - two bucks spent there, met two women there, fucked each about 4 times so far, over 3 months or so. But each was TRUE GFE.

You do the math.



'Hey I'm not racist, but... I just don't want them in my neighbourhood.'

 

[Mattie]

Hey CS,

Which AM service are you speaking of?

JC

 

[globeweasel]

hey CS, U really expert here! cant believe it ur review in such detail. My tips is u can pick ur flavor before going inside small rooms. The young asian gals there are so fresh n vivid. Michel is very extrovert one with 36D(amazing in Asian gals). Lily, definitly Chinese classic look with delicate skin. Tina, very young Chinese gal but with Japanese uniform-student look. And still have white gals not quite familiar by far...

Dont know many words as u wrote in ur experience, so i cannot make review perfectly..i'll try it later..

It's heard there is a new Korean gal...I'll go to check it out!!!

 

[Chia Obama]

What Cum.. did was review like everyone would from there experiece... Pulover your blurb was more of an advertisment of this place that not many have had above average experiences.

You should review the visit, who you saw, stats physical height/skin tone/weight/ athletic/skinny/big... whatever you dont have to hit everything but a breif description...

Donation - length of stay - brief description of experience during massage/hj/cbj/fs ... maybe a rating out of 10 ?????

THANKS

 

[Banana Chicken Head]

That's an excellent hallway!

I'm heading right over.

 

[Sheetal]

tried Michelle, hoarse voice, girl-look, aged 20-30, 36C-30-34, tight muscled leg, like laughing. nice BBBJ, fs, enjoy my penis in her breast

 

[the only dode]

Any Japanese there???

 

[Soggy Waffles]

who knows the phone number there?

 

[iamalsotim]

http://www.thestatic.ca/contact.html

 

[twinmommy]

passed by that place a few times and new wander in myself personally, but if I recall a friend telling me, he was in there when the piggies raided it last time... hahhahahhhaahhaha... so be cautious all ya eforum.xxxys, dont get caught with your pants down...