Should I introduce my long-distance boyfriend to his kids?

[???Fâ„¢ missed her lips]

So there's this guy that I've been seeing off and on for the last 10 years. We've had sex the few times we've seen each other and I ended up pregnut twice. I never told him about the pregnuntsees since we lived so far apart. I just figured I didn't need to bother him with it. Well...the kids are 7 and 9 now and there have been some questions about their "real" dad. My husband is white but my long-distance boyfriend is black (I'm white). The kids look SO much like their real dad. I've always just told my husband that my great-great-great aunt once removed on my dad's side was black and that's why the kids look the way they do. But I don't think he's buying it and neither are the kids. So now I'm thinking that it's time to introduce my long-distance boyfriend to his kids and get some money from him for child support too. I really need some new clothes and could use a pedicure. Do you think I should contact him?

Please, mature answers only.

Thank you.

 

['lyssa]

sure, and those other 3 kids you think are yours and your husbands are actually mine and his. did you notice the dark hair? yup, they inherited mine.

 

[Battyâ„¢ Incognito]

I wonder if Raquel hit her head falling off the turnip truck.

 

[Eric L]

Wait, they aren't mine? What have I been sending you money for then all these years?

 

[Enigma Too]

Those are cure kids too!

I think you should tell him... Remember his *ahem* meat? Now you recall why you were with him!





I really do wish you had tried an average sized, white guy before moving on to him...

 

[Aurelia]

I jest caint belief you let yerself go this long without a pettycure! Go get you some!!