Went to Club34 in October after reading this thread.
The pub upstairs was small and narrow. A bloke by the bar, a toppless thai serving and two more thai girls in the room.
I ordered myself a pint (which was cheap, but low alch.).
Came to speak with the guy at the bar, and his mate came out from the WC after a few minutes. They recommended the "special", which I finally ordered. No photo was alowed, only after the tapping.
The girl in the bar strapped a dildo to the beer tap handle and climbed up onto the counter, lowered herself down on it and tapped me a pint.
Laughable experience.
Came back after a couple of hours, and got the siliconed thai girl for DKK 1,000 (€115) which bought me 45 minutes in a small room downstairs. She should have an Oscar for the moaning, but the rest was not prize-worthy. I'd do it again, tho, if I was in need of a shag, but nothing more. She wouldn't even let me finger her.
Lots of interesting places in Isteds gade, but next time I'll spend some more money in the up-market end of Copenhagen.