Sasha at Swan

[kroissey]

Well Jessica and Gigi were busy, so Patrick suggested Sasha.

I took the half hour to check her out. ($35 room plus $100 tip)

I loved the massage. She has good strong hands and freed up a few muscle knots. Her English is not strong, so we chatted in Chinese. Nice body slide to finish off the back, then after the flip straight to the main event (I'd only booked 30 minutes, after all)

Sasha is quite pretty with an awesome slim figure and natural B chest. She has a really nice personality and was easy to talk to. In terms of age, her body says 25 to 30, but her eyes say mid 30's. It's hard for me to say for sure. I guess I should have asked, but it never really came up.

The sex was quite good. Several positions and a doggie finish. Damn it's hard to do doggie on top of those little massage tables, but she's got really nice cakes so I wanted it despite the challenge.

Swan is at Garden City and Alderbridge,and they can be reached at 604- 273-8282. Patrick provides excellent customer service and the place is always clean and comfortable.

I'd recommend Sasha.

One thing though - I left around 1230 AM and there was about 10-15 "20 somethings" standing outside in the parking lot. A quick mental calculation says the odds are good that one of them knows me. I try to hide myself and dash for the car.

OH FUCK, that's the last thing I need. SHIT that's never happened before!!! (except for the time I bumped into my realtor walking in while I was walking out !!) Next time I go to Swan at my usual early afternoon time.

 

[PICKLES]

lol, that's nothing, me and my friend bumped into my dad while we were going in and he was coming out.

 

[JASPER]

Oh Shit....Ouch! .......I think I have to wear a mask to go there from now on. That is something that I have always worried about. I was once bumped into my client, I turned my face away as fast as I physically can to aviod any eye contact with him....I am pretty sure he saw me though. Can't poon in the day time in Richmond anymore.

 

[backspace]

The question is, did anyone tell mom about the incident? Guessing that's a NO!

 

[3456]

This thread is so funny.

 

[jhall20032003]

This story is true,and I believe it was in Greece.It was in the newspapers some time ago.

This guy was away from his own city on business.He decides to call up an escort agency for a little entertainment.They send the lady to his Hotel.
He opens the door and its his own DAUGHTER.
Well,apparently he suffers a heart attack right on the spot.His wife says she will divorce him as soon as he gets better!

 

[Bad Mother F*cker]

I think this is pretty much everyone fear.....bumping into someone they know while go in or out of a MP/AMP

Hope my luck doesn't run out.

Cheers

 

[Blake]

I think we need one,

http://www.disguise.com/masks.asp

don't forget to post your review

 

[ezzzzz]

This is hilarious. I am sure both you and your dad were served May...LOL

Like father like son....

Thanks for posting such experience

 

[Sean Z]

Mathprof, Pooh,

I believe Topgun brought this point up in his review about Miko(...the provider from the Land of the Rising Sun). It is a big concern, especially for asians.

Today, me and some asian buddies had lunch at the newly opend restaurant just opposite from Swan Lake(Sai Gon Garden) . I was overlooking from the balcony. Between 2:20 pm and 3:00pm, about six fellows came out and about four went in. I would say about 60% are asians, and 40% caucasians.

The traffic were heavy, indeed. My experience is that it is always busy on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Nobody should be surprised if you run into someone you know if he goes there on these three days.

There are two more issues I want to raise:

1) Among those fellows who I saw this afternoon, how many of them would make a post, a review ? One of them has a distinctive feature - sunglasses, caucasian, short and chunky, with a mustache, and rides a motorcycle. C'mon, guys , Post a review ! At least admit that you were horny his afternoon and went there !

2) We now all understand that we may run into someone we know , if we go there too often. I am beginning to wonder the life after AMP for those Swan Lake girls, especially those who have been there for several years.

I am afraid it will be impossible for them to lead a normal life after retirement.
For example, if she wants to buy a condo, she may run into an agent who was his client. Or her lawyer could be her client. If she lands a normal job with an established company, he manager could have been to Swan Lake. Or her coworkers' husbands could be her former clients . There are endless possibiilities.

I wonder if any of the SL girls has ever thought about this ? I sure like o hear their thought ! May , Judy, Amy, I know you gals read this board...

 

[karla]

i've bumped into girls from swan out in the public.

on the bus.

at the mall.

at costco.

at the theatre.

i don't have a very important job though so doesn't really affect them if i see them in public i'm sure. most are nice when i see them i talk to them. except the one i saw on the bus which will remain nameless, she saw me i know for sure but didn't want to aknowledge me so i just kept quiet.

as for the inccident with my dad, yeah that was messed up and a little embarrassing. my mom and him were never together though so it was a non issue.

 

[A Guy]

You kinda bragged that you have a big one between your legs. Wonder if May can tell us which of the two(yours or your dad's) she liked it better ?.....

I know this is getitng very juvenile, but this is Friday....LOL

 

[Cherryblossum]

If the girls want to enrol in a math course in collge/university, they might run into mathprof...

But I am sure a deal can be made such as a bbbj for a grade of B, and a rimjbo for a grade of A...lol

 

[Christy A]

when did i brag that i had a big one???? i may have said that certain girls were extremely tight or that when in japan i had a hard time to fit japanese condoms but i don't remember saying that i had a huge schlong on the public board.

however, i know that you are just messin around with that comment but i don't remember saying that i was huge by any means.

 

[Dadeo]

No, you didnt' . I kinda exxagerated that. lol. Sorry , See, this is Friday, I just want to see something juicy on this board, like father and son doing the same girl....lol

 

[Riley A]

Man, am I ever happy that I am from out of town. So I won't have to worry about the situation(s) that you all have to face. But judging from this thread, some freaky weird things can and have happened already. Imagine that you had a rim job with FS with the SL gals and then run into one of them on the bus etc. What do you say? Maybe..." Hi there, are you just coming back from work?"
Man...that is way too freaky!!!

 

[Gio]

Just wondering if Swan has a website?

 

[all right giggity giggity]

Richmond's business area is so small, it is not surprising that someone you know will see you go in/out of shopping, restaurant, bus, parking lot, massage parlour - often without you knowing it. If you have a car, why would you not journey the whole 20 minutes to Vancouver and get your good times there? Without a car, I guess you are stuck - but the RAV line will fix that!

 

[khadijah]

always want to try SL out. My friends and I are the usual in other places. That SL door just making me crazy. Last time I was going with my buddy in the afternoon. Oops, he bump into the ppl he knows. Then the week follow, it is my turn. Just never get the luck. Well the last time has a group of 20's smokers at the door. Actually at SL's front door. Well, well well..

I find they have another door at the back but they locked it. I think that one will be better.

My buddy told me that even the girls are using that entrance too.

 

[Neko]

Does the back door work the same as the front door?
If yes, then it is locked and you have to wait for someone to open the door after they have checked you out on the security camera?
Is the back door the entrance directly facing Garden City Road?

Thank you all...