Samya is the Best!! Trip Report

[Smoochy Tin Machine II]

Hi guys,

I'm way past overdue for posting. The trip was like 2 months ago. But it was so great that the memories are still doing a loop in my mind constantly!!!

Thanks to Ke-lao-si and others for the great info and tips. This report is dedicated to these world class mongers!!

I was in cologne 3 nights, Wed-Fri, in June. Stayed in a little B&B style place very close to center, walking distance to the Dom.

I left my hotel to check out Samya after takign a shower. Samya is realy super easy to get to from the center using Bahn (tram) line #16 system. (They give directions on their web site.) From where I was - about one stop from the Dom - it took about 20 min to get there.

The stop to get off is Michaelshoven. When you get there it is a bit tricky to find. Exit the station to the right side after you get out of the train (i.e. facing away from the direction in which your train arrives). You'll find yourself in an industrial zone with some breweries. Not a bad neighborhood or anything, but there is really not much there. though it is very clean and surprisingly green for an industrial zone (hats off to Germany!).

After leaving the station walk past the factory gate and on to the main road. Cross the main road and keep a look out for a sign that reads FKK Sauna. Follow the road for a few blocks and you will see the house, which will be about 100 meters to your right in a little side street. Right across the street from the entrance to a brewery. Entrance to the club is in the back.

Buzz to get in and pay 50 Euro entrance fee. The staff is super nice (especially the owner Ali ) They will give you a robe and two towels and explain to you how the system here works. Girls operate on a flat fee of 50 Euro per 1/2 hr and extra 25 Euro for every half hour you go over. But this is strictly between you and the girls. One of them told me that they also pay 50 Euro to get inside the club and that this is the only money the management collects from them, in accordance with Germany's very strict laws on prostitution. Tese girls are not being exploited by pimps but are freelancers. Many of them are even students (as I was soon to find out) who do this in their spare time for a little cash.

Locker room is downstairs where you can deposit your belongings, take a shower, sauna, or nap in the nap area. I always took a quick shower as it was pretty hot outside. Then upstairs to the bar-lounge area where the girls are.

Here the fun begins!

Your 50 Euro includes all you can eat and drink. They have soft drinks in bottles and a nice selection of tasty German beers. Food is not so great, though when I first showed up Wed afternoon there was a BBQ with steak and sausages that was very good. But this is not a regular thing.

But after all we didn't come here for the food!!

I was quite nervous when I got there as this was my first FKK experience. I decided to get down to business right away to break the ice. I spotted a gorgeous little blond sunbathing topless in the (all the girls are topless at Samya). She was initially sitting with an older gentleman but he soon left (did she brush him off?) and I moved in. We chit chatted for a while as I wasn't sure she was working. and I noticed that she had the most beautiful crystal blue eyes I had ever seen. Her name was Buffy she was German and 18 yrs old. She told me that she was getting ready to leave for vacation to Turkey the very next day. Soon we got very comfortable and I had my arm around her neck. Then we started making out right there! Finally I asked her if she was working (thinking that maybe this was her day off with her trip and all). But she readily accepted my invitation to take the party upstairs to one of the private rooms.

Buffy grabbed a key form one of the managers and led me upstairs. The room was nice, sunny and very clean with a nice bed and mirrors strategically placed. She took off her panties and I fondled her young body, which was glistening in the afternoon sun. She let me kiss her everywhere and I tasted her deliciously pink little 18 yr old pussy. Then she began to give me a fantastic bareback BJ. Finally I mounted her missionary (with condom of course) and began to ride her. Nice tight pussy! I soon spurted a load as I watched her moan. I could not hold it she was so fucking hot! Fantastic stuff.

No rushing after I came. Very relaxed. I told her we would take the full hour even just to hang out and she seemed pleased. We laid there and cuddled for a while and she told em a bit about her self. She told me her real name and even whipped out her ID to prove to me that she was 18 after I teased her that no one that young could be as good as she is in bed.

Soon, though I was horny again. I mounted her doggy and enjoyed the view of her supple young ass and back afforded to me by those great mirrors. We then switched to her on top, side spoon, a nice little intermediate BJ, and then finally back to doggy for the grand finally. Fantastic! The whole time we were kissing deeply and she really seemed genuinely into it. A true GFE experience.

Afterwards we took a shower together downstairs and I paid her 75 Euro plus a 10 Euro tip. Her face beamed and she kissed and hugged me in genuine appreciation.

I went back upstairs, utterly knackered and grabbed a beer to recoup. From across the room I spied a cute platinum blond with fair skin and huge supple breasts. She came over right away and sat beside me on the divan I was sitting on. We started to chat. Her name was Alice and she was Czech, claiming that this was only her 2nd day working at the club. Since I don't speak German I spoke Russian and Croatian to her and we were able to understand eachother quite well. She leaned close to me nuzzling on my neck and rubbing my thighs through the robe.

She asked me to take her up to the room, but after my session with Buffy I needed a rest. Alice was understanding though (finally a woman with understanding) and stuck by me as we flirted and cuddled. even getting up to get me a fresh beer! Finally after about an hour or so I was ready to go up to the room.

We went at it like animals; passionately devouring each other with deep kisses, and pounding our pelvises together with reckless abandon as we went through all the positions. I gave her a nice tittie fuck with my cock-head every so often poking into her mouth for a quick little suck. She moaned for my cock in her pussy so I turned her over and rode her doggy. She kept grinding her ample bottom into me until I finally came. It was so hot in the room they gave us. With us going at it so intensely it was like a damn sauna. By then end we were covered in sweat. As we lay there Alice caressed me and blew on my body to cool me off. So kind and sweet! Another GFE! Maybe even better than the 1st! (though Buffy was much more my type in terms of her looks). I guess I will leave it as a toss up. Forever to be deliciously debated in my mind.

Again we took a shower and Alice let me soap up her boobs and heavenly body. Then she soaped me up. At the end I gave her 75 plus 10 tip and she was no less pleased than Buffy the time before.

I went back downstairs for a few more beers and to relax a bit. I had fun for another hour or so chatting with the girls and some customers. I even met a nice young Korean guy who makes it all the way over from Korea a few times a year to enjoy this place. It is that good.

I watched Bunny and another Sexy little Czech chick playfully chasing eachother (remember they are all topless) and then getting sprayed by the gardner. (mental note set up a threesome for next time). Everyone seemed to be having a great time, including the girls.The atmosphere here is so relaxed and cool. Nothing like any of the other strip joints or brothels I've been to where you feel like everyone is constantly scamming you and you can't let your guard down. This place has class. I imagine that this is the kind of atmosphere one found in the 19th Century bordelos of yore!

I debated doing a round three but I had a big day ahead of me, planning on hitting Berend's which I had heard so much about from the mpnet crew. So I packed it up and went home, taking the bahn, which runs until 12AM weekdays and 1AM weeknights.

But it is getting late and the adventures from the next day will have to wait for another post!!

Next Time: Berend's Disapoints - But Samya always true blue-- like my balls after Berends

I hope you enjoyed this and found it informative!! Thanks again to all those who posted on Samya before me and led me to this wonderful place!