Royal Thai Massage

[PuppetMaster]

Well Guys,....

I couldn't help myself but to see whether the Royal Thai Massage is for real or not. The ad in the chinese paper lists Royal Thai Massage @ 1333 Homer Street with the telephone number of 669-0828. Massage only prices were $40=45min, $60=1 hour. Here's a summary of the experience:

1. Yes, it's a real thai massage with the finger, joint and limb pulling. If it's your first time, she'll take it easier on you because you could be in more pain than before the massage starts!!!

2. She is a real thai girl ALBEIT she is at least in her mid-late thirties and definitely not a looker!!!! Seeing that I was primarily interested in a massage, her appearance did not entice me for anything extra............... Definitely not the girl in the picture ad.

3. She mentioned that she will have another younger 21 year old thai girl working for her soon.......for those extra services... I not sure when though.......

All in all, a good massage from someone who knows thai massage! However, if you're looking for more and unless looks are not that important, then go ahead. She is willing also provide extras at a modest extra charge. (ie: HJ = $20, CBJ - $40, FS = $80).

Happy Pooning!!!:

 

[Cancan]

I don't know if it is the same place but "Little Piglet" Nirra from WE (~21) worked for a mamasan on Homer d/t who also did regular Thai massage. I don't know if they are still working together but do a search for her reviews. Nirra is not so attractive at 140-150, with poor attitude and her service is extremely average to below (and no DATY or MSOG). That mamasan was 40+ (50+?) though with missing teath - I kid you not! Certainly not the most appetizing vision on either end...

If you do call ask about Nirra and decide based on that information.

 

[`SoA Nintendo]

Hey Zlmmm,

I think these are the same people!! Mamasan definitely did not look too appetising AND was missing front teeth. Wasn't so sure at the time because I didn't exactly go out of my way to look too closely............... Well, at least I know that there's not much use in trying the younger one either...................

THanks,

 

[Corey]

Hi all:

I called the place up today and asked about the massage. The lady asked me what kind of massage do you want. I asked her what is available and she said there are two kinds being real Thai massage and sensual massage. Thai costs 60 for 60 mins and sensual is 40 for 45min. I asked what girls are available. She said her and 1 21 yr old and the other is 32 yr old. So I guess the 21 yr old is available. I might try it later.

expo joe:

How did you know the rate for extra service? Did she actually tell you or you guess it? If it is true then 20 for hj is good deal.

jtcb

 

[craftypaddy]

Jtcb,

The rates that I listed in my review were quoted by the older one. Never saw the 21 year old but was informed that she would be joining soon. I severely doubt that the mamasan is only 32 years old. Nothing against anyone thats been around for a while or with a family but...........she definitely is NOT 32 yrs. More like 42 , if not older and definitely missing teeth. Even with all this said, mamasan does provide a good Thai massage, but I don't think that I could go through with any extras........................

 

[HK OS]

Hmmm. Nirra has an ad in the current Westender:

LITTLE PIGLET
Thai young girls 21 for sensual massage d/t. Nirra 669-0828.

Any guesses about the "piglet" reference?

 

[Gmoney1000]

Visited Vancouver in the middle of last month and with some money and time to do just about anything I wanted, I went looking for one of these "other" massage places. I picked Royal Thai out of the phone book and made an appointment for a 60-minute session in the middle of the afternoon.
The woman working there (the older one) was very nice. She even wanted to start early. Her next client wasn't due for another 2 1/2 hours. I knew I was going to have a different experience when I looked inside the little room and there was nothing for me to cover up with. First time for that.
She started on me face down and commented on how muscular my legs are. Point #1. She spent a lot of time massaging my butt. Point #2. She had no trouble keeping in conversations about all kinds of things. Point #3. When it was time for me to flip over, she commented almost immediately on how "beautiful" my genitals are. Points #4 through 7. I'm average. My wife doesn't mind, but it's nice to hear something like that from someone that probably doesn't have to say it. When she was done with the massage, she asked me if I wanted another massage. I really wasn't sure what she meant and pictured her doing the same thing all over again so I said "Another massage? Like what?" She replied "Between your legs." I said, "I have $80." ($60 for a 60-minute massage, BTW) She said "Go ahead and lie back down." Being a first timer, I could barely control my excitement. She brought in the baby oil and started to give me a nice little hj. (First time on this board so I don't know all the abbrs) A few minutes into that, I asked her if I could give her a massage (I really like to reciprocate). She implied, at first, it would cost more than I had, then she appeared to change her mind when she asked me if I needed to finish before her massage or after. I told her whatever she wanted to do was OK by me. This was all new, bonus stuff to me at this point. She started face down (even though she might be older than most of you like, I really like Asian women and what she was more than sufficient to entertain me) and I had my hands all over the outside of her body. She made nice little noises occasionally. She even wanted me to practically squat on her butt and rub myself on it. Unbelievable. Then she turned herself over. I had never seen nipples that large on such a small person. I told her "Whatever you'd like me to do, let me know." So she would instruct me to go to one area and I would go there. She would say "You could do (some particular thing)." and I would do that. Without asking, she removed her underwear. I have very little sexual experience for someone my age (38) so it was incredible just to look at her. She told me she felt lonely in the area with no family around. (I mentioned at one point I was married and my wife was back at the hotel on a business thing) So I decided (seeing how wet she was getting just as she had turned over) to venture to other internal areas. She really liked that. Guided my hands and tongue (tongue didn't go down there -- didn't occur to me until afterward that I might have been able to do that for free, too -- but maybe next time) wherever she wanted it. Then all of a sudden (after telling me several times how horny I was making her), she says "I have a condom." Once again, I said "I only have $80" She said, "That's OK. It's just that you're driving me crazy." So she gets up buck naked, leaves the room (which did make her visible to anyone that happened to be looking in the window) and comes back with a condom. I asked her to start with her on top and she said "Are you sure?" The one weird thing about the experience was that she wasn't able to stay on top of me without "something hurting inside" (maybe you guys know what that means, I'm not a big guy). So I asked her what position would work her and she chose missionary. Well, in all of the excitement over the past 15-20 minutes, I wasn't going to (and didn't) last very long. I felt bad because I had finished and she seemed to want more so we went back to lying side by side and I finished her off with a nice little hj.

So being a non-objective first-timer (and being long-winded, but awfully pleased with everything):

Attitude 9-10
Looks 6
Personality 8-9
Technique (guessing, but I was totally comfortable with her and nothing felt bad) 8-9

I'd go back -- and see if we can try some new stuff.
Thanks for the outlet, guys. I had to tell someone.

 

[In my humble opinion...]

If this was the place on Homer, yes, it's the same place. Granted, I don' t have the experience that the rest of the board does, but yes, it was an unbelievable first time. I consider myself a very nice guy and I think the woman running the place picked up on that as well. I think it was obvious I wasn't acting naive (I really was) or asking questions just to lead to something else. I know she's had a lot of other clients and I don't really expect her to remember me if/when I return (although I suppose it would be fun to jog her memory ), but I got more out of it than I thought I would and that's one reason why I had so much fun. I'm fine with average looks on a woman if the personality is a plus and she seemed very nice. Hair in cornrows. Smiling a lot. I think she knew she made my week. She even said to me as I left, "Don't tell your wife." I didn't really expect her to have a sense of humor.
Now I just have to figure out a way to do this kind of thing more often and avoid the bad experiences I've been reading about. If I have any more stories, I'll post them. Keep up the good work, guys. Not only is it the world's oldest profession, but we're also getting a massage out of the deal, too.

 

[Stephen E]

i just had a massage with the older lady(may) that runs the place. it was her apartment which is just nearby on the corner of helmken and richards. nice place. she had a nice lil puppy too. I felt like i was visiting an old aunt or grandma. the Thai massage is really something different. and for the full 60min of massage she really knew what she was doing. explained why the leg muscles are important to be stress free and not in any pain as they are needed to help support the back. I asked for a real deep tissue massage and she delivered. she did mention that i may feel pain the day after so i'll see in the morning about that.

i would go back next time in extreme pain and need that kind of massage. but still it doesnt compare the massage I've gotten at Lotus acupressure. I beleive at Lotus in surrey some of the girls can do the chinese acupressure massage. so far i've only experienced it good from Victoria(no longer there) and Rebecca (mon-sat) i've yet to try yuma who i've heard is a dime.

thats my $0.02 use it wisely

 

[shadowweavers]

How did you manage to find her at her apartment? Does she have a separate listing somewhere for just massages? It sounds like that's all that happened. Not a bad thing, obviously, but I had no idea she worked out of her place as well as the office. Yes, the massage itself was one of the best I've had (course, I've only had 10).

 

[Ben W]

^^ uhm .. i think i just called the normal number for royal thai that was listed on ero's list?

yah jack I've learned to longer doubt the Lotus no more ... since thats the only place i've ever had a good massage. and its also one of the places where u can ask whoever is at the front desk who gives the best massage the best service etc.. and also as reviewed on here. cici is never recommended if u ask

 

[Angela]

Very surprised - first time I was there I was offered nothing! But of course the looks were kind of hurt. I'll have to check out the new empl. I'll find out for myself.

 

[Juan Carlos]

has anyone tried nirra?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I drove up from Everett yesterday on thanksgiving to check it out. Since I am not familiar with your fair city I used mapquest and found the location with no problems. I had to wait for 30 mins because she had forgotten about me and had another client at her home. So basically she shows up the older lady May which I requested. And gave me a really good Thai massage for 1:30 mins then 20 mins of sex for 100.00 us dollars. I got a little longer time because I had to wait 30 mins. She said she might retire soon because her hand hurts from giving the massage. She is not very attractive at all but really a nice lady. I enjoy reading all your posts, but I am going to have to figure out your codes for 1 brown and 2 green.