Ripped off at Alley Cats

[Stephen Jess]

I never should have walked into that place being that tired, but was I ever disappointed.

There's another thread on this place similar to this, but this story deserves its own.

I walked in around 11 pm, told the girl I was in town for a couple days, and decided to stay with the girl I met at the door (not sure of her name, think it was Brandy, about 5'8", brunette, skinny, very small chested, very pretty face).

Anyway, I asked her about rates, and she said we should do 45 minutes because they were closing soon, so I agreed. Rate was $170, I asked if this was for fs and she replied that it was "all-inclusive." She asked for the money up front, right there in the lobby. I'm thinking, "When in Rome..." because I've never partaken in Vancouver before.

Went straight into room, no shower. That was fine with me, it was getting close to closing time, but she didn't even discuss it with me.

She comes into the room, asks me to get on the bed, no massage, I said I was ok with skipping that. She strips down to underwear, lays a fucking towel over my pubic area and proceeds with cbj. I convinced her to take her bra off in anticipation of the fs coming anyway, and she did, saying her breasts were too small. Whatever, like I care.

Within 2 minutes I asked if she was going to remove the little towel as it was kind of ruining the thing, and at that point I was having a bad vibe from her, so I asked about the fs. She said she would rather not because it was that time of the month.

This conversation quickly turned into an argument, me telling her that if no fs, she should have told me that up front. She said she couldn't discuss that in the lobby. Obviously I understand the criminal code, being conscious and all, but as far as I could see we were no longer in the lobby so there was no reason she couldn't have told me about her (probably fictitious) visitor when she came into the room, or taken me to the room to discuss, like most respectable Edmonton SP's would do, before I paid her.

Obviously this was a scam. Oh, and by the way, I gave her $180 up front, so it wasn't like I was even trying to negotiate some deal or anything. I told her I wanted my money back, and she eventually said she "would discuss it with the manager," which meant she would go back to the girls in the back for a couple minutes and talk about how much they all think they can fuck me over for. She comes back and gives me $100 back (I had agreed to leave her 40 bucks for sitting on the bed half naked for cbj for 2 minutes, which I think is reasonable, everyone please let me know if you do), which was less than what I had agreed to.

On the way out, I gave her another 20 so she could go back and tell the girls she fucked me out of $100 and they could order some pizza or something (I really felt sorry for her pathetic existence and being a nice guy I felt compelled to do that).

I've read some other threads comparing Vancouver and Edmonton. This has never happened to me in Edmonton, so we rate higher, in my opinion. And the girls here are far higher quality.

 

[Michelle2love]

Sorry to hear that you had a bad experience…….I never been to Alley Cats before, due to bad rumors about this place…….like someone at Alley Cats telling you that it’s all inclusive, and only after you pay, you discover that “all inclusive” is only a HJ (fully clothes on), and if you want more, you pay more....$20 more for a nude HJ, more money for a CBJ, more money if you want FS.

There are a lot of reputable AMP in the Lower Mainland, never been to any AMP in Surrey (to out of my way for me), so I can’t recommend any…..the closes one to Alley Cat that I would recommend is Lotus Relaxation on Lougheed HWY, close to Lougheed Mall. The line up is a hit and miss, I like to see Faith, L=7.5 S=6 A=6, she is average, haven’t seen her for over a year now, but she not bad looking, small rack, has a little attitude, and the massage is lame.

There are times I walked out of this place after seeing the line up, the line up can get pretty scary at times, no matter how drunk and horny you are, trust me, even your 3rd thumb will tell you to get the hell out of there….but the good news is that they never say anything when you walk out, also I never had any problems with any girls I saw there relating “all inclusive” (which is like over 15 different girls at Lotus Relaxation).

Cheers

 

[Jonty]

Serenity in Surrey isn't bad either. The price is all inclusive so you know what you're getting.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You gave them another $20 for pizza because you're a nice guy?

They are the ones that ripped you off. $80 for 5 min. of work is already more than enough. The more these places get away with this stuff, the more confident they will get in ripping future customers off. Take a stand, don't take any BS!!!

 

[stuck cook]

The place was never any shit hot the couple times I visited back in the day.... Looks like its gone even further downhill.

F*** 'em. You'll get way better bang for your buck at private incall SPs anyway.

 

[Gio]

9 out of 10 suck in Vancouver...best to avoid

A & E seems to be the 1 in 10 exception these days....should go there next time....it's in a slightly better area, too

 

[Ninth Gate]

thats hardcore!

for 100 bucks u got ripped

u could have purchased to A++ Steak meat from your local safeway, u could have sandwiched your manhood in between them, and you could have jerk yourself off silly.. + save 80 bucks!! + gas, + dignity!!!

arghh!!!

 

[ohyo5o]

Good on you for lowering you losses man... the last time iwas there.. about over an years go.. the chcik tried to convince me all inclusive ment HJ. I'm like what the f*&$# are you talking about....

She proceded to change the story and gave lame FS... Told myself I woudl never go there again....

I woudl suggest people stay away from these guys....

rg.

 

[Scotty]

my friend wanted to see an ei, went to alley cats and paid 180 to see suki, description given over phone was not right and once in room she kept stalling him, said she forgot the condom, then leaves again as there was no vaseline and kept asking if ur done. he did not complain and just left in ten minutes, i hope we start to boycott this place unless it improves.

 

[CipBerGreelia]

I have stepped into Alley Cats a few times to check out the line-up. Of all the times I have been there the most there was were 2 girls. Always white, over 35 and ugly...or very average. Not recommended...ever.

 

[michael c]

It was a gesture towards this pathetic wench. I didn't really care about the $$. I mean I always care about the $$ but at that point I just really felt bad for her. I mean, having almost no breasts is one thing, but the way they sagged was just almost putrid. Maybe she can put the $100 towards surgery to remove those flaps of skin.

Also, the girl comes back with half my money, I wasn't going to push the issue, I'm not from around there and I know what can happen in my neighborhood back home to guys who piss off strung out hookers.

Anyway, enough of that.

 

[Mary Jane]

No question about it! Edmonton has great body shampoos, spas, beautiful FRIENDLY women and far cheaper rates both for rooms and extras. I don't particularly like the city but the MP's take all the misery away when I have to go there. I don't think I can remember ever having that ripped-off feeling that I get about 30% of the time in Vancouver. I never feel that I've had to TOFTT there.

 

[cornucopia]

About 2 weeks ago I posted a similar experience with Hope at Alley Cats. I posted this because that was the second time in a month I'd been ripped off at that place. It used to be quite good and full service for $1.55 for the half hour. In any event, Management there has changed and the last time I went there was the last time for a long time. This joint is doing $1.40 for half hour and for each thing you ask for beyond back rub you pay an extra green or more. You can easily be over $2. before your done and the line up is not good. Suggest you try another and read write up and responses under Hope at Alley Cats.

Serenity in Surrey is much better. No DATY usually but full service is what you always get. Rates $1.55 per half hour.

 

[m.i.s.s.]

ok...Alley Cats..................closed

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joe

 

[Lorrainey Bainey]

Its been that way for years. Last time I was there was 2002, and since then have never gone back

 

[bballgurlis]

Absolutely correct, you're lucky you didn't go to Swedish Touch. They consider "Class" to mean ripping people off for $$$ or $$$$ and not just $$.

Maybe it would be best not to tell SP's that you are from out of town. If they think you're a local they might at least consider that you may be a repeat customer, and give better service in the hope that you may come back. But if they know you won't be back, it's like, take him for all he's got while they have their hooks in you.