Reviews

[Lisa G]

1) Detour 52 - First place I tried in Calgary. I was greeted by an okay looking older Asian lady asking if I wanted a massage. She was the only one there so I said yes and dropped 2 greens for 30 mins. The room was pretty nice and dark with mirrors (no shower but in the other room). The massage was decent then came the flip. I asked what was on the menu and she said anything. I told her all I have is 1 brown, so we agreed on a naked HJ and I can touch anywhere. Her body was okay with a tummy, but smooth skin. Her hand skill was good but I was way over time. No rush comments instead with some dirty talking. After I'm done she cleaned up with a hot towel several times then asked if I wanted a shower (or maybe I asked). As I was drying myself she came in and she helped me with the drying. Some more small talk and I was outta there. Very nice lady, but I think she told me she was leaving the country soon so I don't know if she is still there.

2) Northland Health Centre - Lisa was the only one there, but I was hoping for someone younger. BUT since I'm there I said yes and gave her 2 greens for 30 mins. The place does smell like a Chinese herb medical centre, so it will a bit of a turn off. The room I was in was very small, I don't think you can even put a queen size in there. Communication was a bit hard because I could only understand half of it. Anyways, the massage was only okay then I dropped 3 greens for a naked HJ. I got to touch her anywhere and she was actually getting a little wet. For some reason I was done much sooner then I wanted. She cleaned me off and told me to beat it (in a much nicer way of course). She said they have some younger girls so please come back. I don't know if I wanted to go back but I will call first.

3) Anida - The great Jasmine. I will keep this brief. Best massage so far she used almost the whole 30 mins with friendly talks. 2 greens for topless and told me start touching. It took a while this time and I felt bad, but she did not say anything. I bet the whole time she was thinking "what the fuck is wrong with this guy?" The whole session took about an hour. For those who don't know Jasmine works Saturday and HJ only. I highly recommend making an appointment ahead of time.

4) Pamper Yourself - The best looking room so far. It was big with mirrors, music, shower, hot tub, etc... very classy. A black Jasmine greeted me at the door. One other lady was also working but she was busy (forgot her name). Jasmine was on the big side but not bad. She has big natural breasts. She was very nice and made me feel welcome. 2 greens for 30 mins as usual, but was told they usually charge 3 greens. The massage was pretty good for about 15 mins then came the flip. They do things a little different because she asked how much I was willing to give. I said 1 brown, and she paused for a min. then offered topless. I was actually hoping for a BJ, but she wanted 4 greens more. Eventually 6 greens was settled for a naked HJ, but I can touch anywhere I wanted. Again, I was taking my time (trying to get my money worth). It got to the point where she said she couldn't do it anymore. She was trying really hard climbing on top of me and stuff. But eventually she finished the job. Overall it was nice even though she did rushed me several. I showered, we hugged, and she walked me out. I might go back.

That's it for now. I will return for more.

 

[Ladyhawke]

Thanks Sazabi. I wish experienced posters could provide this amount of info. Who you saw, time/services, total price and quality. Great job.

Interesting to see the price difference for the same time/service.

At Pamper Yourself were they really asking $.80 for the BJ on top of the 40 room fee?

 

[mad92300]

Yes, at Pamper Yourself she wanted $.80 + .40 room fee for BJ. It was actually not the most expensive, which leads me to my first experience...

This was last summer in downtown Vancouver. A group of us (5 in total) went to this place called the Swedish Touch. It was pretty late just before 1, but that place was still pretty busy. A young blonde in her 20s met us at the door and told us to wait in the waiting room. She came in after and told us all the girls are still with clients. We didn't mind so we waited. After about 5 mins, I got out and asked her if she is available. She was definitely hot and have the body to go with. She said yes so off we go. I don't remember her name so please don't ask. I didn't know what to expect or how much it will cost. She said it will be .90 for 30 mins, and I agreed. The massage... well it was very short, so short that she might as well not give me one. She wasted no time and asked what I wanted. The menu was simple. $ for HJ, $$ for BJ, and $$$ for FS. I somehow got her down to $.60 for BJ (yes this is on top of the .90 room fee). She said she will go change and told me to relax. She came back in some porn star outfit and off she goes with the cover. No touching bottom but damn her skin was silky smooth and small cute breasts. I thought to myself I'm going to try to hold out as long as can and get my money worth. I successfully did that because she started to rush and told me we don't have much time. I had no choice but to grab her head and (you know the rest). I was the first one out and had to wait outside for my buddies. We shared our experiences and one of my buddy got totally jacked and paid more for a BJ... $$$.10 total. The girls there were definitely hot and dressed to kill, but it was just a bit expensive.

So that's all the reviews I have. Next in line are Oh La La, Sweet Spa, Harmony Health, and this place next to a bakery on Centre St. I'm usually really busy during the week so I don't know how long it will take me, but it will be done.

 

[Christian]

I see no reason that a BJ should be that much more.


Ouch!



Wow! You're a one man wrecking crue. Looking forward to those reviews.