Gymnastgirl gets to post a review! Someone else's! Some girls have penis envy, I have review envy, so anyone who will let me post a review on their behalf, feel free to contact me. Here is the donor's new review.
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Recently I was at a Vancouver Chinatown casino (yes, a perfectly legal one), when the boisterous gamblers started to talk about women, TOEs, and breasts. No Chinese Hamsters were there so no one talked about Bungholes. Tall mongering fishing stories were exchanged and mongering recommendations were swapped. My monger ears perked up, like Vulcan ears but Ferengi horniness, when one generous dragon mentioned a place with Asian SPs. Soon the details spilled out like dancers running out of the Loft Six nightclub. Lo and behold there are Asian microbrothels in all places – the heart of Chinatown. Who would have thought of it!
I could metaphorically hear the thousands of sophisticated eforum.xxx mongers (they shave their balls), and one sophisticated Hamster (who loves his balls), screaming at me (in perfect Chinese) to get out of the casino and do some recon (before I gamble away all my monger money), and investigate one of these Chinatown microbrothels for all the vicarious mongers and eforum.xxx lurkers. Less
than an Anika Sorestram golf drive away, was the cozy microbrothel location in an apartment near Gore Avenue/Keefer Street. No appointment necessary.
The usual high security door opens and in I go. The two youngest girls looked like Japanese exchange students, Enjo Kosai. Someone fetch 2cums from Starbucks.
Cutesie mandarin bowing and greetings spit out, so definitely not Japanese but Middle Kingdom.
Mainland Mamasan, Ms. Li, presented Bou-Lee Tea to me. I told her I prefer Green Tea and she scrambled like a hunchbacked cockroach to an alternative tea cozy to service me, build up my sperm banks with some liquids.
Ms. Li had a lineup of three silicone-free women in their early 20s.
A 19 year old, 22 year old and a 24 year old.
The 24 year old was named Zhang.
Her first name sounded like a surname, so I reversed it; she took it as a precision compliment when I called her ZhangYiYi because of her strong resemblance to an actress named ZhangYiYi. Not in THE ROAD HOME, or CROUCHING TIGER, or HERO, but in RUSH HOUR2.
Many round eyes don't like ZhangYiYi, they prefer the curvier white girl (actually Latina) Rosalyn Sanchez from RUSH HOUR2.
Guess which girl I picked? The oldest one of course, purely by random.
Zhang had a waif of a body.
5’5”,
42 Kilograms,
6 inches of feet,
12 inches of narrow shoulders,
24 inches of hair,
skin like baby powder,
fine-bones,
especially cheek bones.
Very striking porcelain complexion, probably favours Shiseido foundation cream.
Fire engine red lipstick, she told me Chanel.
In the puppies department she is an A-cup so I can hear Hamster say “Hamster won’t be doing her! Make note to Hamster – do not pump ZhangYiYi.”
I will be a model of brevity, and edit out the sex chapter and cut straight to the conclusion in my experimental new improved condensed mini-review……
…..Full service took place……
….$130 / session for FS. The session is supposed to last 45 minutes but as usual there is no buzzing or clock in an Asian microbrothel, so I leaked over 75 minutes again.
Still I can’t leave out the TOE report for the Hamsterites: Zhang’s TOE looked like a Joe Fortes Restaurant Nanaimo Oyster TOE, whereas I personally prefer a Cannery Restaurant Victoria geoduck baby clam TOE.
Afterwards, cuddling on the microbrothel mongering mattress, I thought of the just completed releases. The only thing missing is the metaphorical opium pipe. For a brief time, the night truly does feel like a travel mongering experience: exotic Chinese seafood meal, gambling, mongering, Asian setting and an Asian woman.
Cheers!
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Recently I was at a Vancouver Chinatown casino (yes, a perfectly legal one), when the boisterous gamblers started to talk about women, TOEs, and breasts. No Chinese Hamsters were there so no one talked about Bungholes. Tall mongering fishing stories were exchanged and mongering recommendations were swapped. My monger ears perked up, like Vulcan ears but Ferengi horniness, when one generous dragon mentioned a place with Asian SPs. Soon the details spilled out like dancers running out of the Loft Six nightclub. Lo and behold there are Asian microbrothels in all places – the heart of Chinatown. Who would have thought of it!
I could metaphorically hear the thousands of sophisticated eforum.xxx mongers (they shave their balls), and one sophisticated Hamster (who loves his balls), screaming at me (in perfect Chinese) to get out of the casino and do some recon (before I gamble away all my monger money), and investigate one of these Chinatown microbrothels for all the vicarious mongers and eforum.xxx lurkers. Less
than an Anika Sorestram golf drive away, was the cozy microbrothel location in an apartment near Gore Avenue/Keefer Street. No appointment necessary.
The usual high security door opens and in I go. The two youngest girls looked like Japanese exchange students, Enjo Kosai. Someone fetch 2cums from Starbucks.
Cutesie mandarin bowing and greetings spit out, so definitely not Japanese but Middle Kingdom.
Mainland Mamasan, Ms. Li, presented Bou-Lee Tea to me. I told her I prefer Green Tea and she scrambled like a hunchbacked cockroach to an alternative tea cozy to service me, build up my sperm banks with some liquids.
Ms. Li had a lineup of three silicone-free women in their early 20s.
A 19 year old, 22 year old and a 24 year old.
The 24 year old was named Zhang.
Her first name sounded like a surname, so I reversed it; she took it as a precision compliment when I called her ZhangYiYi because of her strong resemblance to an actress named ZhangYiYi. Not in THE ROAD HOME, or CROUCHING TIGER, or HERO, but in RUSH HOUR2.
Many round eyes don't like ZhangYiYi, they prefer the curvier white girl (actually Latina) Rosalyn Sanchez from RUSH HOUR2.
Guess which girl I picked? The oldest one of course, purely by random.
Zhang had a waif of a body.
5’5”,
42 Kilograms,
6 inches of feet,
12 inches of narrow shoulders,
24 inches of hair,
skin like baby powder,
fine-bones,
especially cheek bones.
Very striking porcelain complexion, probably favours Shiseido foundation cream.
Fire engine red lipstick, she told me Chanel.
In the puppies department she is an A-cup so I can hear Hamster say “Hamster won’t be doing her! Make note to Hamster – do not pump ZhangYiYi.”
I will be a model of brevity, and edit out the sex chapter and cut straight to the conclusion in my experimental new improved condensed mini-review……
…..Full service took place……
….$130 / session for FS. The session is supposed to last 45 minutes but as usual there is no buzzing or clock in an Asian microbrothel, so I leaked over 75 minutes again.
Still I can’t leave out the TOE report for the Hamsterites: Zhang’s TOE looked like a Joe Fortes Restaurant Nanaimo Oyster TOE, whereas I personally prefer a Cannery Restaurant Victoria geoduck baby clam TOE.
Afterwards, cuddling on the microbrothel mongering mattress, I thought of the just completed releases. The only thing missing is the metaphorical opium pipe. For a brief time, the night truly does feel like a travel mongering experience: exotic Chinese seafood meal, gambling, mongering, Asian setting and an Asian woman.
Cheers!
Sasa
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