Review - Paradise Relax Centre

[hesitant_smile]

Decided to try out Paradise Relax Centre after seeing their add in the B&S. Did a search on eforum.xxx and found out there were no reviews so off I went to TOFTT. I only visit MP/SP's once or twice a year and usually only stick to the well reviewed SP's/MP's. I try to stay away from MP's because my experiences have always been poor but this time I was after a good massage rather than the actual pooning experience. I was hoping to get both.

Paradise is located close to the Superstore in Surrey @ 73rd and King George and is clean. The rooms are clean and there is a shower in each room.

There were 2 girls to choose from. Tina, a 35ish chinese lady which I would rate a 6 and Victoria a 30ish lady from Hawaii. Would rate her a 6.5. I chose Victoria but asked that I talk to her first before I pay any money. I wanted to make sure what the rates were for extras etc and didn;t want any surprises. I was surprised that she agreed. The room rates are 30 mins- $30, 45 mins- $45, 60 mins- $50. While in the room with Victoria I told her that I did not want to waste hers or my time but just wanted to make sure I knew what I was getting for what I would pay. I told her I wanted DFK, CBJ, DATY, MSOG, and no restrictions, amd ofcourse a good massage. She basically said anything goes as long as I do not hurt her. Didn't ask about Greek. We also agreed on an accompanied shower both before and after the session. We flirted a bit and I pulled her close to me and played a bit showing her the kind of massage I was looking for. While playing I grabbed her ass and commented on how nice it was. She grabbed me back and started kissing my neck slowly. I thought this would be a great session. She was still hesitant to mention prices because we were still both fully clothed but said that it would be negotiable. Still I wanted to know prices and she quoted $100. That was fine by me but thought WTF and offered $80. To my surprise she accepted.

Up till now I thought I had done everything a eforum.xxx Member should do to ensure that the session would go as planned.

I paid my room fee and off I went to the room. Victoria joined me and told me to start my shower and she would join me. I jumped in the shower and waited for about 10 mins before getting out and waiting on the massage table. She then comes in stoned out of her mind. Plus it smelled like she had been drinking. She staggers over to me and asks what I want to do. I figure I'll try to make the best out of the situation since I am sitting there naked and showered. I undressed her and tried to kiss her. She turned away. With her naked in front of me I played with her tits (A Cup) and played with her ass. She was completely shaved and I rubbed her kitty a bit inserting a finger half way. She backed way saying that she did not want me to do that. I then asked her for a massage and she just looked at me. She then asks me to get on my back and puts about a half bottle of baby oil on my dick and balls and just starts yanking away. I ask her to stop and thought this would be a good time to renegotiate. I asked her what the price for just a nude HJ would be so I could get out of there quick. She said $80. I told her $80 was what was quoted for the full meal deal. She said that it would be $150 for fs. At this point I got up and started getting dressed. She started bitching about how I was ripping her off and I told her I just wanted to talk to the other lady. Since she was stoned she just sat there naked watching me get dressed. I walked out of the room and found Tina. Told her I wanted to talk to her in a room. Victoria came out wrapped in a towel and I told her I didn;t want to talk to her. Explained to Tina that Victoria was high. She told me she had only had 1 drink. I told her what had transpired and that I would not be returning to Victoria. Tina asked Victoria what happened and she told her that we already had sex. I told her there was no way we could have had sex within the 5 mins she was in the room and asked her to show me an open condom. At this point I told Tina that all I was going to pay Victoria was $20 for getting naked and would not pay another dime. Victoria bitched a bit but took the money and left. I then told Tina (who held the room fee) that I wanted some money back for my room because I was only there 5 mins (plus the shower time). Tina offered to do me for $100 and give me a good massage but I told her I was no longer in the mood. To her credit she refunded my full room fee and apologized for the bad experience. I was only expecting like $10 or $20 back.

I really respect the way that she handled that and for that reason I will not give Paradise Relax Centre a bad review.

But re: Victoria, guys WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!

 

[MateRoloFat]

excellent excellent review...

good job brother!!

 

[Charlie]

Wish there's a way I could get you to handle all my negotiations like that!!!

 

[rafferty]

good job Al Bundy, i like how you handled the situation, if i were in yr shoes, i woundnt give her even 20 bux.

 

[Liberal Nemesis]

I've actually been there to paradise when they first opened. i forgot the name of the girl as it was maybe 6 months since i been there.

The massage i got was okay but not really that good. Then i got FS for $130. the girl i picked was the best one out of 3 and the other 2 are not even mentionable trust me. the girl i got worked at some other places in vancouver she didnt name any though. she did also say that she doesnt offer FS to anyone unless she feels that they are clean and such, probably just a ploy to get me to agree to FS. so anyhow the session starts and this girl is soo tight and s tad bit shallow so no deep pumping here. in fact it was so tight that it was uncomfortable and after it was over about 30mins later. I was actually sore. not fun and for the amount i paid it was not worth it.

 

[Craven]

I stopped by Paradise on Sunday since they were open and Lotus did not open till 1:00. Had to ring the door twice and stand outside on a conspicuos street even tho I could see someone inside.

After being let in I was told that there were 3 ladies available allthough one was busy and one had gone for lunch and yes the one who let me in was available. Her name was Dayela or something similar. She is EI and Italian she said. Her accent was
British but she said that she was raised in Tanzania.

Anyway I needed a hard massage for some stiff back packing muscles and she said that none of them were trained massage therapists. I said no problem and that she would do just fine.
She suggested a 30 min session since perhaps the massage would not be what I wanted. I figured OK knowing I could buy more time if I needed.

So we go to a room with a shower and sink and I proceed to take a rinse. It must have taken 5 mins for the water to get hot enough to step in. After a hot shower she comes in and I asked her to get me an extra towel as I was getting cold laying in the unheated room. I asked her to turn up the heat and she said the rooms were unheated in fact the whole place had no heat and they were running the clothes dryer to keep warm. I told her a small space heater would work well and she said the owners were waiting for Boxing Day sales. How cheapo is that?

The massage was OK and then she says that we only have 10 mins left so if we are going do anything else we had better hurry. FS would be 120. I knew that I would want more than 10 mins so I asked to get more time but meanwhile she had stepped out once to take a client at the door who had booked her in 10 mins!

Since I was freezing and not interested in a rush job I just left a little tip for the massage and said I would be back when they had some heat and to let her boss know that was why I didn't stay.
She looked like she had a great ass and was wearing tight pants. I guess the pants were to stay warm.

So I left there and went over to warm Lotus, saw Cici, had a great massage and nude HJ and called it a day.

 

[Chloe-James]

^^ that wouldnt be the same cici that we all have heard bad rumors about is it?

 

[EatATaco]

I found Cici to be entertaining. Not pushy at all or in a hurry.
She did have a noticeable surgical scar on her body. Are you sure it is the same lady?

 

[Prada? Count me in!!]

^^ Jack read his post .. he said after that rushed ordeal at paradise he went to lotus and saw cici LOL

 

[answers smartass]

Didn't notice a scar on her body was with her last week. Where on the body?

 

[Philip McCrevice]

the cici i had i dont think i'd ever want to see naked. but as of late when i talked to the mamasan at lotus .. she said that perhaps all the girls are new now .. from last year.