Review on Fantasy Spa in Coqutilam

[chicago bears 2009 (3-2)]

Hello All,

This is my first review. I'm a newbie so please be forgiving if I mess up the lingo.

Through eforum.xxx I found an AMP close by called Fantasy Spa. The place is clean but the rooms are small and the table likewise. This was early in the morn, so only one girl was available. Her name was Vivian (late 20, 5'4", 32b, pointy nipples, slender but not toned). 60 min was .60. I showered and she came in. I was a bit nervous as this was my first time in such a place. (Thank you to the eforum.xxx members, I had an idea of what to expect and do). We negotiated FS $.60 .

I decided on having fun first and then massage later. No kissing was allowed. She had pointy nipples, but they didnt stiffen ... I like them really hard. She went down on me CBJ. It was lack luster to say the least. Not enough suction and she got "tired" quickly. She did eventually get me up and she got on top for CG. Again she got tired and we switched me on top. There was no eye contact, which I like a lot and she just lay there. Anyways, i managed to dump my load. Not a good experience so far.

We now went to the massage, but my expectations were not high. But surprise surprrise. It was actually very good. Strong fingers and the massage was deep. I'd visit again just for the massage ... almost as good as my RMT but without the clothing.

I saw Vivian a month ago and just yesterday I went back for a quick BJ. There were two girls, Amy (I think) and Miko. Amy was mid thirties and a looked out of shape. Miko was young (she said 21), and just didn't look like she wanted to be there. She indicated that she was having her monthly visit so no FS, which I was fine with. I was in a hurry and justed wanted to dump and go. BJ for $.00. She asked if I wanted a massage first and I said no and told her to take her clothes off. She's Japanese and has been in Canada for 10 years, so here english was very good. Her body was slender, but again not toned. Breasts were 33C or there abouts. Nipples got hard enough for my taste, but were not big enough (yes I am very picky on nipples). A bit of foreplay and she showed no interest. She put the hat on with her mouth and proceeded with a half decent CBJ (much better than Vivian). There wasn't enough suction though and again it felt like she just didn't want to be at work that day. I suppose it was due to her monthly visit. She managed to get me off.

So two visits to Fantasy Spa and both times I didn't leave satisified. OK, my back felt good after the visit with Vivian.

Vivian:
L - 7
A - 6
S - not sure what this is
M - 9 (massage)

Miko
L - 8
A - 4
S - not sure what this is

Please give me feed back on my review. I want to be able to provide good useful reviews.

On a side note, can we bring our own hats. I found the hat Vivian used was like a rubber glove. The one Miko used was much thinner.

wma

 

[cupcake]

I also met Miko - I thought she was cute, had that 18-year-old look. She told me that she doesn't do FS - I thought it was due to period, but wondered afterwards if that was true, or if she just didn't like me.

We stood and did a bit of mutual fondling - her, mostly my nipples, me, well... everywhere. Tried kissing her on the neck, and nipples. No response. I also got the impression that she wasn't into it. Went on to the hand job which was very quick with little teasing. (I was ready to blow right away).

Before leaving, when I asked her about FS next time, she said the typical asian "I don't know" then repeated that she doesn't do that. So guess that means not a repeat for me. Damage was .6 for the room, .8 for the tip. (almost) nude Handjob only.

Any others have experience with her?

 

[AnnaXOX]

WMA, I must say for a newbie you've done your homework and it is
refreshingly pleasing to see this. You're report on this place is well done
to the point that you described what the girls are like to the best of
your knowledge. Well done man !

Now, what I like about it especially is you were polite about describing
the girls that you saw, it is dissapointing though to see that they were
not really into the session. Could have been they had a bad day but with
SD 2005 reporting same and you had repeat visit with the same results,
this is what is so important, as the girls described seem to be a wot in
so far as their attitude is not great.

That is what we need to know so we don't go there and find we get
dissapointed like you were. It is to bad that their attitude is lackluster
as this Miko sounds not bad in the youth and looks department.

The S you ask about is service, this abbrievate is for what the girl
offered in your session, bj, hj, cbj, the positions involved, if kissing,
daty, digits etc, was involved.

Thanks for a great report bud, you probably just saved another pooner
some $ as to be warned what these girls are like.

To me attitude is everything, even if I'm only intersted in a hj that day,
if she looks like she wants to be at home or somewhere else it makes
for a very dull session indeed.

I look forward to more of your reports. Good solid review bud.
SD, I haven't been to fantasy in quite a while, after hearing this report
I doubt it, but then a cute Japanese girl might be worth while if she
can have a better day at work with her attiude.


.............QM'r

 

[Jesica]

Your description of her hits the mark. She had that 18-year-old look. Too bad for her disinterest as I found her quite cute.

Are there any good AMPs in Coquitlam?

wma

 

[veraks]

Thanks for the positive comments on my review. I hope to be doing more of these as I delve deeper into the local scene.

You are definitely right about attitude. As in any service business attitude is most important as that is what drives the customer back not only to the business, but specifically to you as the service provider.

Have you been to Swan Lake in richmond? I plan to check them out this week sometime. I read many good reviews.

wma

 

[Peppe]

My pleasure wma, I always try to welcome posters with good reviews,
it's good for eforum.xxx IMHO.

Wish I could help you with Swan Lake but I've never been there.
It's somewhere on the other side of the planet for me.
Ah well, maybe one day.

............QM'r

 

[Jem]

Thanks for the review, do you have Fantasy's addr & phone?

 

[xXaliciaXx]

Hey fotoguy, I tried to PM you the information, but i'm not sure if it went through. It gave me some kind of error. Let me know if you got it.

wma

 

[Gypsy]

You will never get Fantasy's address and phone number from WMA.He is here to
promote his business;Pantera , on this forum.There is nothing wrong with the service at Fantasy Spa.The place is the cleanest and friendliest spa in Coquitlam.
The ladies are multilingual and skilled massage therapists.
Folks at Pantera Spa have hard time finding working ladies for their business.
Newbie WMA is a frequent visitor at Fantasy Spa.He goes there for trying to
lure staff members over to Pantera Spa.He doesn't take rejection easily,he fires
back with some negative reviews about the ladies of Fantasy Spa.Why would
you want them to work for you if they are so bad?
Pantera has massage license.Ladies don't like to go to work there because of
the criminal background check.It coasts them money too.Pantera has bad karma too,because of previous shooting at that place.
Rookies need a learning experience.(WMA and company) I suggest starting
with the alphabet.(of business)
#1 lesson: Stop playing with fire because you will burn yourself!
I hope I was clear.
Inside man
by the way: Fantasy Spa
307-1194 Lansdowne Drive,
Coquitlam,
604-941-6888

 

[Nicole_x]

And, I thought I was the only one who had assumed that whenever you see Pantera Spa mentioned, you will find wma nearby. Or, if you see wma's signature you will soon find mention of Pantera Spa. Hmmmm.

Strange coincicence. Just my observation, never been there, not even sure I could find Coquitlam, let alone pronounce it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Heh...nice one Mike.

It's actually right off the freeway (Highway 1) if you are driving. Take Brunette exit (second last exit before you hit the bridge and end up in Surrey *shudders*). It's the first light in take a left, then right into the strip-mall by the French Quarter pub.

Nicely reno'd place. I saw Victoria there last week and wow....just like WMA and QM'er have said, she's a handful! Had a great time and was pretty comfortable. Not so discreet of an entrance, but not a lot else around there..especially at night.

 

[DeweyWatermelon]

Hey Inside Man,

Thanks for you comments. As a newbie, I'll take all opinions to better myself in order to serve the members better. I apologize if my actions offended anyone.

Having said that, my review on Fantasy and all my other reviews are all true reflections of how I feel. Members can decide on how they feel about my sincerity.

Please check your PM.

WMA.

 

[Freddy P]

Good observation by SFM and judging by Insideman's tone, we might be well advised to keep an eye on any reports of fire/arson out in the Poco area.

 

[dark bubble]

Hello Jimbo,

Please don't say something like that.

wma.

 

[texas]

I dunno .... I didn't see "Pantera" anywhere in the review by wma. InsideMan has this message (more like an ad) as his only post.

I've been to Fantasy Spa a couple of times before about a year ago now... though the place is convenient, I've never felt that the total $$ I shelled out was ever worth the service. No kissing, clock watching ("what do you mean? It took you 10 minutes to decide which girl was available"). That was a year ago mind you. With the help of this board, I've found a few other yummy gems...or yumi... or jens... or ... you get the picture. Not that Fantasy Spa was ever that bad, it just never seemed worth it.

 

[Mr Chill]

Hello The Spot,

I actually do say alot about Pantera, but not because I have any affiliation with Pantera. I just like Victoria a lot. Also, there is another girl there that I am fond of as well, Jessica (although I have lost interest in her after meeting victoria). Jessica used to work at a place call buffalo and prior to that at Fantasy. Just search Pantera and you will be able to find my reviews on Victoria and Jessica. I've also done one on Gigi at Swan Lake. Again, all my reviews are my true opinions. I guess my only fault is that I tried to ask a girl if she is interested in moving to another spa.

wma

 

[nymdj128]

Hey SFMIKE, I really do like the place. Again, I am fairly new at pooning but I have grown quite attached to Victoria there, which is why I talk alot about her. Not sure if that is right or wrong to try and help her stay in this area and thus to stay close to me. I have zero affiliation with Pantera ... I just like Victoria. She makes me feel really good everytime I see her. If you read what others say about her, you'll find it is of the same opinion as mine.

btw, coquitlam is pronounced like it is spelled: co-quit-lam.

wma

 

[Priestess]

Hello Gents,

Perhaps I'm jumping in on this in defence of a fellow noob, but here's my 2 cents on this.

1) I've read some posts by WMA and they sound legitimate to me. He's right on the mark about the girls he's reviewed, well at least from what I have experienced and from what the other fellow eforum.xxxers have said in his threads as well as in other threads.

3) His review on Fantasy Spa seemed OK to me. He didnt slag anyone and it certainly seemed genuine. I think he was just saying that the girls were not into the sessions. This is his opinion, so I can't see much wrong with that. Everyone has their own opinion of what the service should be. WMA and Inside Man have two different opinions, and both are right about their opinions.

2) As pointed out by The Spot, Inside Man has only 1 posting (not that I have many postings myself), but he's only got one. He's also a noob, like me and WMA and anyone else who just signed up in November 2006. Maybe they are both guilty of something!

3) I;m too new in pooning to pass judgement on WMA asking the girls there to join another place. Doesn't sound that bad to me, but alas I am too new to know what is appropriate ettiquette (not even sure of how to spell it). Hey, veteran eforum.xxxers, please teach us what is right.

4) I did a search for Fantasy Spa and there is very little about them on here. And what was, was not glowing in anyway. Perhaps Inside Man could do a review and share his experience.

Well, that's my 2 cents ... well 4 cents.

number5

 

[T C]

Not to jump on board here in anyone's defence but rather to point out
that wma said he asked a girl about moving to another spa and has stated
this in his own words above.

With that said and if Insideman is the owner or whatever of Fantasy spa
then I could see why this would get his attention. I doubt it's very cool
trying to ask (even if innocently) a girl to leave an establishment to join
another. Personally, I get the sense of terminal newbiness from wma
and hope that I am correct in that assumption as with time he will learn
proper etiquette. From the looks of wma's admittance to fault of the
above I think he knows where he went wrong.

Now in wma's defence, on his reviews I too, as others have stated, have seen Victoria and was pleased with my encounter.

Peace all,

...........QM'r