Review of SRM (Christina, Thalia, Valerie and Jayden) - My first review

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SRM:
Impressions: Upscale spa located in a secluded location of a retail / commercial facility in Brampton, Ontario.

Positives:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Welcome to the board David. These reviews are great - comprehensive, informative and easy to read. Well done!

My recommendations at SRM - Alison and Jamie.

 

[RATCHET]

Thank you for your technical reviews.

I only know about how great Christina is. Paris is nice too. Lot of smoking hot women at SRM.

 

[Willbewill]

No doubt. No doubt.



Nice??? That's all. She's the GODDESS.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Nice??? That's all. She's the GODDESS.[/QUOTE]

She is.First time I saw her few years back at SRM1 and i still remember her beauty and charm when she came to say hi to me,my heart beatings stopped for few seconds and momentarily I turned into an immovable statue.She is definately the most complete woman i have seen at SRM.

 

[Anon]

excellent reviews and welcome to massageplanet.net. it looks like u admire big breasts... check out my big breast reviews and pm me any questions u may have!

 

[Purdey EP]

I'm being diplomatic

 

[phat_face1989]

My middle name is Asshole


BTW, Davidsktz, thanks for your time sharing your experiences with us. And sorry to hear about your bad time with #4. I know how you felt.

 

[VisitorD]

Great first review DavidSktz. That Chrisitina is something swell.

 

[Dream M]

Nice reviews, Davidsktz!

Enjoyed reading them, and, your ratings. Found the "Hip-to-Rear" Ratio funny as well. Kudos for thinking that up.

I could have saved you time/money with Valerie (mind you, I don't think I posted a review about her as I try to avoid negative reviews). I saw her at Royal Spa on Browns Line. Felt ripped off and will NEVER repeat with her. Even stone sober. However, as the saying goes: YMMV

 

[27.lyn]

Hey can I just get some clarification on the technical specifications on the hip-to-rear ratio. What exactly is being measured? How does this work? If I'm gonna use it, I gotta know the details.

Maybe you mean hip-to-ear ratio, no???

 

[Probie]

Junkmail,

With respect to the "hip-to-ear" ratio?

By way of background, the waist-to-hip-ratio (WHR) is a phenotypic cue to fertility and is indicative of “good genes” in women. It has been found in medical studies, by way of brain monitoring through MRIs, that males show activation in brain reward centers in response to naked female bodies with near to or close to optimal WHRs. Optimal WHR's have been found to be 0.65 to 0.75.

Hip to rear (ass) ratios - go one step further - not only must there be a good WHR but the ass has to be in proportion as well. We have all seen women with great WHRs but sometimes their ass is gynormous (fyi - urban slang for beyond huge) or odd in shape. To have a good hip to rear ratio or waist to rear ratio you have to have a good WHR and a great ass (ass is in proportion to hip and waist, not too puffy, not bow legged (i.e. and she does not walk around looking like she has a truck up her cunt, etc.).

Please feel free to PM if you would like additional clarification.

 

[Jon R]

This is good. I think I'm gettin it. Basically, the HRR should be in proprotion to the WHR, ideally where HRR/WHR x Square root of breast size is not greater than the sum of attitudinal scores on such dimensions as 'open-minded', 'italian' and 'prostrate massage'.

Or in layman's terms, she's got a nice ass. Have I got the right end of the stick here?

 

[Pompal 09.]

PS - great reviews by the way.

 

[UditaC]

Yes - The ass / rear is in proportion to the rest of the body and overall the MPA has a great ass.