Review of Carla at Pure

[Deleted member 73937]

I had posted some review of Pickering Angels and one of Tara at Perla last week. I want to confess that I feel like a total idiot for having gone to PA for so long. Many of the girls there are very attractive . There is no doubt of that. But when I think back to the number of times I have gone and paid $130 for a massage and HJ Im sick to my stomach. As per my other review Crystals massage is top notch at PA. As good as an RMT massage in my opinion but lets be honest here, are any of us going for the massage?

So after what I estimate as perhaps $5000 flushed away on a massage and HJ I started reading and researching and decided to try Pure/Perla. My review of Tara was posted last week and that brings me to Carla.

The first thing that struck me as a good sign was that although 4 or 5 other girls walked by while I was awkwardly in the waiting room, she actually took a moment to walk over and introduce herself. She did not know at that time that I was her next client. That simple act made me feel valued and at ease. A s for her appearance, I am laughing at all of you tards that say she is more GND than DDG. I suppose you are all dating supermodels. WTF?? All of you, yes ALL of you would cut off a finger to have a wife or GF that good looking

So I am in the room and she walked in. This was my first time with her but she greeted me with a kiss. Super fresh breath and could actually taste the Scope. I had chewed about 3 packs of certs myself so a good start. Asked me to lie on the table and started to massage. It lasted quite long and frankly was very good. It was not as good as Crystal's at PA but a clear second. At this point in time I was not sure if the reviews on Carla were accurate or exaggerated. It was at this point that she asked me to massage her. She started on her stomach and massaged her back and legs. She flipped without me asking and told me I could kiss her again if I wanted. DFK followed and she then told me I could kiss her anywhere I wanted. I sucked her nipples gently and she then asked, yes asked, if I wanted to kiss her pussy. She tasted and smelled great. Now I have had all of this (minus the DFK) at PA but was not prepared for what happened next. She said I need to take care of you know and got off the table and DFKed me again. she started to rein kisses down my torso, dropped to her knees and without saying anything started to BBBJ me. I was in heaven. She actually deepthroated me and looked up at me. Magical. That went on for a few minutes before we moved to the couch. I sat down and she stood over me so I could suck her pussy and reach up to her tits. Back down for more BBBJ.

She then went on to the table and positioned herself so I could see her amazing ass and pussy and her looking at me in the mirror. Not sure what came over me, I have not ever done this before, but I sucked her asshole. Great tasting and by her reaction she enjoyed it and doesn't get it often.

Back on the table for BBBJ finish. She pulled off at the right moment and I unleashed a cannon. She cleaned me up and then we laid on the table and made out for another 10 minutes.

I want to be clear too. She initiated all the action and when I asked if there was an additional cost she said no. It was all included. I tipped her $50 and feel I shortchanged her but I only went with $200

Looks: 10
Body: 10
Play: 10
Attitude: 12

 

[vanelric]

This pretty much reflects all of my sessions with her, I think she's the best @ Pure.

 

[DurhamDuffer]

Well that's what I call a detailed review. Nice girl and one of the best there.
Guess you'll be heading down the highway more often now.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

Well that's what I call a detailed review. Nice girl and one of the best there.
Guess you'll be heading down the highway more often now.

uh...…..yes. Absolutely!

 

[WhacksOnWhacksOff]

Lol Do you guys look like Brad Pitt??

This is what i was hoping for during my session. Maybe i saw her right after dave and she was all tired out!

 

[Deleted member 73937]

We talked on the table while making out. She did state that she is absolutely a YMMV girl. Sorry you didn't have as much fun. Hygiene is No. 1. Wash well. Wear a nice cologne. Brush your teeth and use scope. Refrain from coffee that day

 

[vanelric]

Lol Do you guys look like Brad Pitt??

This is what i was hoping for during my session. Maybe i saw her right after dave and she was all tired out!

I recall reading reviews of hers from the past and she does seem a little YMMV, we can't read a girl's mind so I guess we'll never know why she would do something with one person and not another person. I can tell you I'm decidedly average looking but I do often get compliments on my hygiene.

 

[Proitalian1234]

Isn't it funny though, that this post should come up after a prior post
Namely this one. About Carla.

https://massageplanet.net/premier-reviews-need-recommendation.t153537/

Seems to me that this guy with 12 posts was asked to write this.
From who, well we are not to sure. But judging by the score he gave her its someone
Who is close to her. I would definitely call this out as bullshit review.

 

[Proitalian1234]

Btw I always had my eye on her but wasn't sure.
Now she's definitely off my list.

 

[vanelric]

Do a search for reviews on her here and on the red board, most of the reviews are quite positive and cite DFK and BBBJ. One of the reasons I wanted to try her out in the first place. I've seen a couple of other reviews similar to the one you linked, but that's the minority. Girls are different with different people, that's the nature of the game. YMMV, the golden rule of this hobby. By all means gentleman, stay away from her, makes it easier to book for the rest of us!

 

[WhacksOnWhacksOff]

I recall reading reviews of hers from the past and she does seem a little YMMV, we can't read a girl's mind so I guess we'll never know why she would do something with one person and not another person. I can tell you I'm decidedly average looking but I do often get compliments on my hygiene.

Weird. I'm average looking too. I have a nicely trimmed beard. Not surprised i didnt get lfk/dfk.
But junior was shaved, washed and impeccable in preparation for bbbj.

I didn't wanna say this, but could it be because I'm black? Oh well. Guess I'll never know.

 

[DurhamDuffer]

Isn't it funny though, that this post should come up after a prior post
Namely this one. About Carla.

https://massageplanet.net/premier-reviews-need-recommendation.t153537/

Seems to me that this guy with 12 posts was asked to write this.
From who, well we are not to sure. But judging by the score he gave her its someone
Who is close to her. I would definitely call this out as bullshit review.

I'm not negative about the review. I believe he spoke the truth.
She is always booked up and really won't miss you.

 

[Proitalian1234]

Do a search for reviews on her here and on the red board, most of the reviews are quite positive and cite DFK and BBBJ. One of the reasons I wanted to try her out in the first place. I've seen a couple of other reviews similar to the one you linked, but that's the minority. Girls are different with different people, that's the nature of the game. YMMV, the golden rule of this hobby. By all means gentleman, stay away from her, makes it easier to book for the rest of us!

Yes, but she is off and on.

 

[Proitalian1234]

but could it be because I'm black?.

Maybe, but you never know. She definitely has a following
of overwhelmed men. Which really does not impress me.
She's done, for me anyways.

 

[playfulfun]

Carla and I didn't hit it off in the room but she is a very attractive woman.
I have been told by several people how good she was with them.
Chemistry and YMMV
I believe he had a good time and thank him.

 

[Farm Gate]

If you can call a superstar at Pure, it would be Carla. Beautiful balance of facial and physical beauty and sensuality.

 

[BBlurker2018]

She is good but I would not say she is a superstar, there are better and more beautiful than her.

 

[Proitalian1234]

After all she is Ukrainian. Mind you, that the best sex, I have ever
received were from Black women and South Americans. And I'm
being very truthful here. EE woman, unfortunately don't carry this trait.
So I suggest you keep your guard on. They will use you like toilet
Paper.

 

[Deleted member 73937]

For those that are calling bullshit, that's your opinion. DurhamDuffer and Vanelric seem to agree. And I totally agree with the gent who posted stay away. Makes it easier to book her. My job is high pace and I was worried I had to cancel. Most weeks I cannot book an appointment a week in advance because I dont know my calendar. So please stay away and make it easier for me to get a short notice appointment. And by the way, she's Polish not Ukrainian. At least that's what she told me. In conclusion, if you experienced YMMV, then perhaps you should find someone who gives you high mileage and me low mileage. I think all hobbyists need to remember that these girls are people too. They have tastes and preferences and I think it is fair to say that the gent that meets their tastes and preferences perhaps has a better chance or leaving happy.


PS. And regarding the comment about the timing versus a negative review, you will note in my earlier review of Tara I commented I was seeing Carla on Friday. Nothing nefarious about the timing either

 

[msgme]

I've repeated with her several times and she is the best and hottest girl I've seen. Excellent review