Review: Lisa - 7th Heaven

[olsonraymond]

Date: 07-21-10
Provider: Lisa
Phone: -
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: N/A
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Electronic
Appointment Type: Spa
Activities: GFE
Session Length: 30 minutes
Fee: .40 +
Hair Length and Color: Black, shoulder
Age: 2+
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Nationality: Korean
Physical Description: Absolutely gorgeous. You'll want to take her home. Beautiful smile; exceptional service; overly accommodating. She's adorable - about 5 - 5, small but responsive breast; shaved everwhere; unbelievable A**. Must see to appreciate.
Recommendation: Yes

 

[Frankydoodle]

Sorry mate, I wish "game for anything" did it for me, but I'm just not very imaginative. You don't have to go all Logan on us, but a few details would be appreciated.

 

[Constellation]

water polo? tic tac toe? ants in the pants? or more like trivial pursuit, deal or no deal?

ha jk

 

[TartCartRider]

Break out a few Benjamins Esteve and go see her for yourself. There are several other reviews that suuport that decision, then you can write your own review and not have to rely on others for your enjoyment.

Semper Fi

 

[I demand a recount]

I remember "Ants in the Pants"!! It had that awesome big pair of plastic pants and you had to flick the ants up in there... sigh... good times

Mouse Trap was awesome too...

Youth is wasted on the young

 

[PCTAF]

I agree with you, esteve. This told me nothing.
After reading this "review", I wonder if the encounter ever really happened. Backscratcher even admitted reading "several other reviews" ....
(lucky for me, I saw Lisa about a week ago ... a real review coming soon from me ...)

 

[Alive&Well]

Your correct Benz, I read the very brief reviews of the AMPS and without any indepth, private comments I easily made a decision and then posted a review within a day. I don't need or look forward to your type of 'real review' since, as always, YMMV.

Hobbyist provide reviews for different reasons. As the Mods will confirm to you, I don't give a damn about 'credits' or 'points' or your pathetic desire to know whether or not cum dripped from her mouth. Logan has alway been the Hallmark for that type of review and you can easily follow his exploits. Apparently you two avatars spend more time posting negative comments at others and hijacking threads than you can do posting what you consider 'real reviews' - DallasBenz has only 5 reviews in 7 months - not even a review per month - but 58 posts? Wow, what a track record. And Esteve has all of 2 reviews to his 166 post - .012048%? Another top-tier talking perceneforum.xxxe.

My guess is that both of you spend way too much time enjoying the fruits of other people's labor rather than contributing to the massageplanet community. If you don't like a review, simply move on; otherwise, pick up a gun and man the post. Either way I don't give a damn what you think.

BTW Benz, she leaves for Atlanta on the 080510 so what good will your "real review" do for her being so late?

 

[evolution is a muthafuka]

Not trying to hijack the thread, but Lisa is awesome. I haven't had a time to do a review yet, but she's a fun and sexy lady to see. She's taking a break in another two weeks, but I have enjoyed seeing her two times so far.

 

[Neidy]

Haha .... For someone who doesn't "give a damn what I think", that's quite a tribute to me you've wordsmithed. Wow, taking the perceneforum.xxxe out to six digits! Impressive! If only you'd spend as much time on composing a review as you do making calculations and spewing venom, you might have a "1", instead of "Reviews: O" under your name. I'd do the same math on your reviews to posts perceneforum.xxxe, but we all know what 0 divided by 10 is: .000000%

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Josh Y]

Back,
Just sayin, this is an "Information Exchange". The more the better. Chill.
(good Jessup, though)

 

[oldtownfolk]

Additional information is easily obtained via. PM, if additional information is desired. Most of the time comments about the review method itself is seldom about the provider. Anyone who understands "GFE" knows all that it includes. Additional comments are redundant.

This review was originally about Lisa, and should close being about Lisa. There are no negatives about her, otherwise I would have said so - no tats, no piercings, no attitude. Since St. Chris always describes the AMPs and their phone number and address in the Section, no additional description about the location and phone number for 7th Heaven should be needed.

If you see Lisa you'll probably have the same superlatives as I did, if your review is about her.

 

[bambinn]

I love it when people who don't (or can't) write a decent review - and are called out on it - seem to work so hard to justify why their review sucked. I always wonder why they even make the feeble attempt in the first place?
Agreeing again with esteve, the "IE" in massageplanet is "information exchange". Exchanging info via PM's is of zero value except to 2 people. Terms such as "GFE" are never perfectly interchangeable between any 2 providers, so unless details are provided in the review we are left guessing.
Not here to debate Backscratcher (first, because clearly his position is flawed), but to point out to other newbies that this type of review is of little use to the rest of us.
I'm done, but I'm sure that BS will have to make a final comment so as to have the last word and "seemingly" come out on top.
One thing we all agree on .... Lisa is a hot Amp girl not to be missed!!

 

[Captain Malcolm Reynolds]

Priceless!!!

One quick search of her name would have provided all of the gory details any one considering seeing her would need to read.

I am with you BACK. I am not striving to write a review worthy of the Penthouse Forum either. I have been away from the hobby for several years and I am new to massageplanet (but not the old ASPD). It's nice to see that very little has changed beyond the name.

Don't let them get you down.

Can't we all get along?