REVIEW: Holly @ SRM

[Lady M]

www.royalspa.ca

40 minute session

$50 door/$100 tip

Holly is one of only TWO blonde MPA's I've seen, the other being Lexus @ Utopia. While some clients see blondes regularly with the odd "exotic" girl, Holly is exotic to ME!

I've actually got a secret lust for blonde pornstar Keri Sable and she's spent many nights streaming from my XBOX.

http://www.hz-stars.com/ns/keri-sable-hottie/gallery46.html

... so not all my fantasy girls wear saris

I'd met Holly briefly at the SRM party in May, and thought she was very attractive. At the time I'd made a mental note to see her but as I generally stick to a few regulars it's taken a while.

Holly's picture is not posted on the SRM website so let me say she's tall & slim with great legs and enhanced breasts that are natural in size and appearance.

When Holly entered the room she was actually surprised to see me because she was expecting another client. She'd assumed he'd shown up early. She asked me which session I was interested in, to which I responded the BS. I assumed the position on the table while she quickly undressed.

Overall Holly's massage is lacking technique but she has one signature move where she massages the upper back with the top of the forearms and it feels great. I'll have to start incorporating it in my own reverse.

I'll say up front Holly's a very bright girl. She comes across as outgoing, goal oriented, driven, confident and sassy. You can tell she's doing massage to a "business plan" and I prefer smart women. That's why I liked Cyan so much.

The DOWNside is Holly doesn't come across as particularly erotic. There was no teasing during the massage and overall I'd have had more fun sitting with Holly at Starbucks discussing business plans.

I took the opportunity to reverse which she seemed to enjoy, but then we got into a discussion about some clients' "inappropriate" touching. I know when to take a hint, and figured that was mine.

I lay back down on the table, this time on my back. Holly stood off to the side and rubbed oil on my chest and legs. She started the release while I explored her, but I was careful to respect her limits. That wasn't really working so I stood up and we mutually massaged each other before I got her to sort of lean over the table facing the mirror. Eye contact was minimal, dirty talk was non existant and I don't respond to visual stimulation alone even though she's a pretty girl.

I must admit I was rather intimidated by her looks and maybe that was part of my apprehension. I've only had that happen a few times, most notably Tia @ Allure and Nina @ MR.

Anyway, it soon become obvious there was going to be no Happy Ending so I lay face down on the table again and just enjoyed her massage til time ran out.

Holly jumped in the shower ahead of me while I gathered her tip and placed my clothes on the table....

I took a quick shower, gave her a quick hug goodbye and was on my way.

SUMMARY

IMO Holly's a bright girl and would make a fantastic work buddy. IMO her heart's not really into being an MPA and while she's beautiful she's not a "freak" like ALL the top MPA's I've met. They genuinely enjoy what they do, like to please, and while making money is priority #1 they also have fun.

This isn't necessarily a statement RE: mileage because I've also recommended lower mileage girls such as Monica @ Utopia and Mya @ A & R because they've made me feel very comfortable. IMO Holly comes across as a girl who knows her good looks are a way to make quick cash. I can't fault her for that, but as a client I can't recommend her either. Sorry.

Massage: 7.0/10

Face: 9.0/10

Body: 9.0/10

Attitude: 7/10

Personality: 9/10

Fun Factor: 6/10

Repeat: NO

PS>> I went home and watched Keri Sable to fill my blonde lust.

 

[Tim C]

Great review... a perfect example of how to write a less-than-positive review without making it personal or insulting. Good facts and explanation on why you wouldnt repeat. IMHO, if a girl in this business cant coax out a happy ending, or at least pretend she is concerned that things arent working too well, she shouldnt be in this business.

No one goes to SRM for just the massage!

 

[Juan]

thanks very much for the review IL as usual very informative. as we all know all good things dont turn out to be a "happy ending" thank goodness for memories and multiple choices

 

[jess b]

I couldn't have said it any better MM.

Great Review IL

 

[ch3z_s]

dude, that review summarizes exactly my feelings as well. but i think you're much more generous. i would rate her looks about 8, no higher. her body about 8 since she's very skinny, isn't toned and is kind of unbalanced. but i can understand how, as a total package, she may be considered very attractive.

i would rate julia much higher than her both for looks and attitude. I would also rate brooke higher than her for both as well but then looks can be debated. but i agree entirely with the minimal effort and the reluctance to travel the extra mile.

 

[?h??? ???? h???]

I have commissioned a team of scientists from M.I.T. and they are feverishly working around the clock trying to figure this out.

Thanks for another well-written review IL, and a fine example of how to write
a negative one.

p.s. That arm-chair monkey Cornelius says you should have seen Eve.

 

[vicki_gratt63]

I can't figure out what's going on in my head half the time so M.I.T. is probably doomed to failure



Don't worry, I'm all too aware of Cornelius laughing at me. I can hear him along with various other voices in my head. (See comments above)

The SAD thing is Monica @ Utopia was working at the same time, but I'd seen her last week. I should have driven the extra 1KM, repeated with Monica and saved myself the frustration.

This experience is primarily why I stick to a rotation of MPA's I trust, rather than the potential for failure.

I'm starting to notice that when a girl at a popular spa has only a couple of reviews there's a REASON for it. Most guys are leaving, not returning and not wasting time writing a review.

Anyway, thanks to you (and everybody else!) as always for the positive feedback.

 

[jronnie22]

Very Good Review IL !!!

I have to say that MM beat me to the punch in regards to my main comments so I will just echo my comments in that regards.



The other side is that many guys are hiding her for as long as possible so that she is not hard to book later on. It's a "reverse shill" process that works for only so long.

Also many guys that write reviews just don't when they find a hidden gem for the same reason and for the other reason that there are some massageplanet.net jerks out there who don't understand MP etiquette and demand extras or get too grabby.

And finally there is the silent majority, these are the guys that hobby more than average but only write a review every blue moon, not the MP, and the majority of their info is by PM and that carries with it a Code of Silence.

Of course, when the cat is out of the bag and all the elements come together then the real test for the MPA begins.

VBB

 

[dbpap688]

IL, just like to echo everyone's sentiments and applaud your review..... i had holly on my TDL ... but judging by your experience sounds like i made the right choice in choosing KYLEE over her.... i'll post my review of her in a minute...
seems like they are very similar except for the attitude