Review: Bp-42DD Topless Rubdown-put it back on!!

[Dunyah]

Date: 8/22/11
Provider: Doesn't post name and I didn't care to ask
Phone: 210-970-1621
Email Address: NA
URL / Website: http://sanantonio.backpage.com/BodyRubs/42-dd-topless-rubdown-28/4207362
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: off of Callaghan & I-10 (78229 zip code) Medical Center area.
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Rough and I mean skin burning rough lack luster massage, actually just her rubbing her hands on my legs causing friction burns. At one point I thought I smelled leg hair smoke.
Oh and an L1 which included her staring into space while I closed my eyes as tight as I could trying to get her image out of my head.
Session Length: 25-30 mins
Fee: .6 flare no tip- my choice
Hair Length and Color: Multiple lengths and colors. Picture emo girl. Pink blonde and black
Age: 28
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Fat, Not curvy just fat. Only one shape comes to mind Round.
Picture an orange in 2 tooth picks. Short, very short. Tits? Yes I guess she can lay claim that they are 42dd's, but don't let that fool you as it did me, they are not attractive at all, picture 2 grapefruits inside each leg of a pair of panty hose.

Tattoos on arms or arm. Seriously I was trying to look at her as little as possible.
Recommendation: No

 

[ArmyWife2010]

Thanks for the honest review. FWIW, the photos led me to believe she was cute too. :-/

 

[jwerkob]

I used to answer CL ads of hers, and she always seemed to pricey and wanted like two hundred clams to fool around plus a poor attitude. Sorry for your grief.

 

[dancingdilemma]

That is a crying shame man. Sorry. Definitely will pass this one up. Thanks for the review.

 

[Kyra]

Thanks for the heads up... U the man for taking one for the team !!!!

 

[max jerry horowits]

Thanks for the info. Her BP pics actually look pretty good to me.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for toftt.

 

[lisa hampton]

 

[Millie]

I was hoping someone would find a tidbit of humor in that review.

 

[GMJ]

So it was a bait and switch and you didnt like it?


Sorry bud.