Review = Bailey @ Cleos

[joeleanne2003]

First off, I thought I would give Cleo's a try. I am not sure if I will go back. Overall, it did not live up to my expectations. I have no issue with the cost, if there is truly an excellent selection of beautiful women. I dropped by late in the evening . I was introduced to the lineup. There were four or five girls. Most of them were very unattractive and I would not have wanted to spend $200 to spend time with them.

However, Bailey was relatively attractive with a great body. So, I chose her. I went for one of the themed rooms. I ended up in the Asian room.

Bailey showed me the rooms and as I previously mentioned, I selected the Asian room. Bailey is a relatively tall girl (5ft 7 or so) with very long and straight dark hair. She has a unique face. She has very long nice legs and very nice (seemingly) natural breasts. I would guess in the 36C range.

She brought me some water and allowed some private time to get undressed. She supplied a robe. I am not sure why.

She came in and started a massage. It was a nice massage. However, it was nothing to write home about. It was neither sensual nor therapeutic. When the time came, I asked about the tip. I do not negotiate. She requested $400 and I gave her $400.

The strange thing was she announced everything. It made it seem very clinical. She also did something that I do not really like and that is put the condom on before making sure Mr. Happy is really happy. So, Mr. Happy never really got happy. She also had a towel in her hand the whole time. This was another thing that made the whole situation seem clinical. It never really developed a natural rhythm. After a little oral, she asked if she could lay down beside me for a bit. She said I could touch her if I wanted to. After a few minutes of this, I asked if she would climb on top and she did. This didn't really get me going either. In the end, I just asked for her to finish with a handjob.

She was nice. She was attractive. However, it never really seemed to get going. I will say that I usually do outcall. So, I may not have felt in my element. It could easily have been a me thing and not a her thing. Within her boundaries, she seemed to legitimately want me to have a nice time.

For reference, I generally seek the beautiful girl experience. I see companions between the age of 20 and 28. I do not require the long list of acronyms. I am more concerned with the companion looking great and showing a genuine interest in my pleasure.

My reviews will probably never be as detailed as many on this board desire.

Claptix

 

[Beverly]

Oh I will through some numbers in.

L = 7
A = 7
S = 6.5

 

[Pompal 09.]

4 browns for a handjob???? Claptrix, get a grip! The services at these places is graduated, as in x amount for full nude massage, x+ for nude reverse, x++ for a handjob, and x+++ for f.s. I don't care how beautiful she is, the price you paid for the service you got is not worth it. A quiet word to the management is in order - they probably won't give you your money back, but you'll certainly at a minimum get another visit at considerably lower cost (e.g. no room fee), and they'll probably ensure you see a lady that will make you happy....

 

[Jenny]

Willie,

If you read my review, you will see that I finished with a handjob (other services were provided - oral and FS). In the end with professional companionship, sometimes it clicks and sometimes it does not. As for the hand finish, even with some of my favs, I go this route.

Do I wish the experience had been more sensual? Sure
Do I regret going? not really.

If I go to a restaurant and order something new and it ends up not being exactly my cup of tea, I do not send it back. I decided to take the chance to try something new. They served the food and I didn't exactly like it. I could have ordered something I had before but what is the fun in that.

I was reluctant to post a review on this board and your reply is why. It seems that old eforum.xxx posters think they are the only individuals with experience seeing escorts. I have seen more than a hundred escorts in more than ten countries. In my six months in Vancouver, I have seen more than ten escorts. I have been very involved in an online community focusing on professional companionship for more than five years.

Honestly, if this board wishes to increase the number of reviews, the first reaction can not be to belittle new contributors.

Claptix

 

["D"]

Cleos along with other downtown MP could be overpriced though I've seen Bailey before and she is quite attractive. She looks like a mix of Asian Causcasian. Olive skin, Black hair, dark eyes and very slender toned body. When I saw her she aksed for 3 browns plus the room fee. I got the usual, fs, cbj, no daty, no kissing, OSOG.

 

[joejorob]

A quick defence:

My statements were meant as a help to Claptrix, not a putdown. His review did not indicate that he had f.s., merely that it finished with a handjob. As I've had some experience with Cleos, I thought I'd be "helpful" in suggesting that he have a quiet word with management. I have done this in the past, and usually receive a positive response, particularly if I don't put the girl down, but merely indicate that I didn't think the service was worth the money.

I'm not sure what to make of Claptrix's comment about "old eforum.xxx posters"... While I have been a registered user of this board since May 2002, you can see from my post count that I am not nearly as active on the board as say Duff, who has approximately 10 x my number of posts. If he means I'm an "older gent," this is true, which also means I too have extensive experience with SPs, and probably in more countries than Claptrix (Japan, Singapore, Middle East, Australia/New Zealand, and throughout Europe).

I think too many posters wear their feelings on their sleeves. Claptrix over-reacted, IMHO, and I post this only to show that I did not mean my response the way he read it. A careful read would show this.

 

[standaman]

claptix,i went to cleo's last week for the first time and saw beyonca who also advertises on eros.She was pretty with a great figure including perfect little breastettes.While she described the services in a somewhat clinical manner she was very friendly and highly skilled.You can definitely have fun and a satisfying sexual experience with beyonca .Warning that she is 30 which is older than your preference but you won't spend too much time thinking about age.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Duff:

OK, so maybe telling Clap to "get a grip!" is over the line, but that's as far as I'll admit anything in my post being the slightest bit insulting. Guys express opinions about the price of SPs all the time, and IMHO, 4 browns is too much if all he got was the hj.

Now your experience was different. As I recall, you were seeking the ultimate hj experience. It would seem that after your extensive research, you decided on Bobbi. Since you got specifically what you were looking for, I really don't care what you paid.

The difference between your experience with Bobbi and Clap's experience with Bailey is that you got exactly what you wanted, while it would seem from Clap's post that he did not.

'nough said!

 

[downloadaholik]

willie, you clearly did not read the review very well, claptix did infact have fs, and finished with a hj. I think your comment about"getting a grip" are tottally unnessary. Every review here is beneficial , doesen't matter if it's from a new member or old.


claptix, look forward to your next review.

 

[Lust for Lola]

okay, okay already! If having her "climb on top" = full service, then I guess he said he had full service - only not really, 'cause she put the happy hat on before Mr. Happy was, well, "happy." So if Mr. Happy was not "happy," did he really have full service?

I have read the review through several times now. I guess because I'm so "old" I'm senile as well as I didn't interpret the foregoing as "full service." So Clap, Duff, Muffy, and anyone else who commented or read or reads this thread, I'm sorry already. Like I said, I was trying to provide some helpful information. Apparently my mode of transportation hasn't enhanced my intuitive quotient; but then, I'm a guy - it wasn't very high to begin with!

Sheesh, what a tough crowd!Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa!!!

 

[Linda S]

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