Review: A bad MP near you

[yotu]

When I arrived, she said something, but I couldn't understand a word she was saying.

She showed me to the room, wherein I became once again familiar with everything that was wrong about the 70's and 80's. **grin**

She asked me if I wanted to shower, and I said back to her "Did you shower between customers?" She looked at me funny. It was stanky. I could smell it.

She came into the room and said "you want oil or powder?" to which i said "Actually, just a really fine blowjob".

She gave me a lousy massage, and I spit on her feet through the little hole in the massage table. She hardly noticed, which made me more depressed.

She asked me if I wanted extras, and I said "Sure, tell me all the news of the day!"

I went for a bodyslide, but instead of making a show of her disrobing, she turned her back and took her clothes off like she was undressing for a funeral. It was really erotic.

I left after the massage, and noticed I'd got a ticket.

I mailed it to the MP with a post-it note that said: "You really stank!"

 

[PandaNinja]

I love undressing Mp's. The gems tend to undress in a sexy, stripper manner. If she just toss off their clothes like she's about to go for a shower, I stop her and request if I can do it.

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