Rev: Zsuzsa

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Based on a fellow pooner’s recommendation and mention of this lady previously on eforum.xxx, decided to see Zsuzsa (251-8067).

Made the appointment easily and is conveniently located near the PNE. When I arrived at the house, was met for an older lady. She is in her 40’s, about 5-7, 140 lbs, brunette, average looks with glasses and a thick European accent. C cups, average body with her boobs having some sags on it, but a nice, firm ass. She really looks like she could fit in as Tuli’s sister on My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Her place was an older home.

Had a massage table in a room. She is quite into holistic massage and beauty. Stripped down and she started with a very good massage. Hit all the right spots. After a relaxing massage with candles, off came her top and she started a nice non-rushed hand job. No digits and limited mammary play, but enjoyed myself on her butt. Finished with a great release and cleaned up. The total was 3 greens for about 30min. Very personable and friendly lady. Good massage technique and good release.

L-7 (as she was older) A-8 (limited play) S-8

Would I repeat – probably but not too often as she was a bit older. I’d likely stick to Michelle at Escape.

 

[Drum Dude]

I've seen Zsuzanna - she's nice. Older, likes to talk a lot but gives a decent massage. I think she charges $80 for an hour which isn't bad for a hand release included.

Poon

 

[nicky c]

I have seen her once many many years ago..., its only a rub and tug place. but the service was good though

 

[Sad Mom]

Reviews can be found by doing searches on Zsusana and Zsusanna. Or, more simply, on zsu*.

 

[SuziQ211]

She currently has an ad in the Straight offering 10% off.
When I called to ask her rates, she said $60/30 min, $70/45 min, and $80 for an hour. I then asked about the 10% discount and she said it was already included. That sounded like BS to me, so I asked if her regular rate was $88.88 for an hour. She said it was $90. Still the math didn't work, and would be even further off for the shorter periods. I told her that I didn't believe that those rates included the discount, but she remained firm.

 

[Rana]

I visted Zsuzanna a couple days ago. Got a good rub and a good tug, and left happy. Tipped $5 cuz I'm such a big spender

Would recommend if you're looking for a clean, honest R&T with no extras.

 

[Jesse S]

You know what bothers me? It's when a pooner has to prove to a massage provider, who has gotten good reviews, that he has a degree in economicsjust because she won't give him the additional $10 off!

I mean, really, if you can't afford a real escort for $200 an hour, then maybe it's time to realize that, if you also can't afford a rub & tug for $80, you are in the wrong hobby!

Sorry guys, it just gets to me.

 

[mehdi m]

Are you with the RCMP? Because you're sure up on a high horse.

When I called her from her ad, I hadn't read her reviews. She was claiming to provide a discount, but then not making it available and lying about it as well. She was indulging in false advertising. No one made her make that offer -- she chose to do so.

Similarly, charming, no one is telling you how much to pay for your amusements, and I'd appreciate it if you returned the courtesy.

 

[dadada]

I still think you guys are wrong to make a big deal over $8.88. I mean, what's the point? The woman is offering hand jobs at the lower end of the food chain. The only reason most people would even call this woman is because of the cheap price, which generally means that they don't make enough income to see an SP on a regular basis that likely charges $200 for an hour.

Chances are this older woman is just making a living, probably didn't graduate medicine or economics, probably is just affording the rent, and the outlook from year to year isn't that good.

Granted, she could be hauling in $4000 a month doing 50 hand jobs a month, or about 2 a day at $80 an hour, but if so, good for her. She doesn't have her looks anymore, she isn't 20 something anymore, and she pulls wires for a living.

Maybe the griping about rip offs should be reserved for the girls on the neighborhood watch list that we have all read about.

I have been in this hobby for going on 35 years. I would have to say in that time I have been badly ripped off once or twice, but when dicussion are centered around $8.88 I just think your making yourself feel important by giving the provider a hard time.

In a typical bad negotiation, the guy has paid $200 for a room only to find out the girl wants another $200 for a hand job. Now that's worth writing about.

Give the old lady a break and just leave her alone. There are lots of babes down on Hasting that will give you far more than a hand job for $8.88 if you've got the stomach for it!

 

[HonA]

charmin, I guess you don't grasp the principle of the thing. It's not her price, it's that she advertises a discount and then doesn't give it. And she isn't even upfront about not giving it, but she tries to make it sound as though she is giving it, since she doesn't know that her regularrates areknown through this board.

You're right, the amount of money is not a big deal. But you're making it a big deal so that you can say it's not a big deal, rather than acknowledging that the principle is the real issue. And you're also on a "I'm willing/able to spend more than you" superiority trip. I'm not impressed, one way or another, by what you spend.

You also have your facts wrong. $80 is not the low end of the food chain for this service -- it's near the middle. You can get it for $40 incall, and you can probably get it for $20 in your car (1/4 as much as $80). What's the most you've paid for a tug? Certainly not 4 times $80. Or maybe you have, given that you seem to be a big spender.

BTW, in calling last week to follow up on another ad, which claimed to offer a senior discount, I was told by another provider that her just-stated price was actually the discounted one and that the regular one was $20 more -- again, not very credible. Maybe this business of phantom discounts is becoming common around town -- I don't know.

 

[Suki]

charming i have to agree with Herb_The_eforum.xxx on this one. Its not about the money its about principle. You shouldn't be allowed to advertise a discount and then bullshit some story when someone asks you about it.

Thats misrepresenting yourself and dishonest. Granted the rate we are talking about are very small but............its about principle. --- Kev

 

[TokioHotelFan13]

Kev and Herb, I got to give it to you, especially Herb, he hasn't taken this as a flaming attack. It wasn't meant to be, rather it was meant to raise another principle, one you all seem to have missed.

While she did advertise a discount and seems to have been unable to deliver, and the amount is very small, what about the other principe of "just letting it go".

Why would a pooner feel he has to rub her nose in it, over $8.88, by going on about it with the provider. Why not just say, "Okay, thanks anyway, but I'll pass".

Was it really necessary to question her over the original price without discount. I mean, what's the big deal?

Any pooner that relies on discounts in order to fulfill his desires is, generaly speaking, looking down the wrong road for a good time. There are all kinds of providers on this site that, judging from the reviews, provide excellent service, and some do so at a very reasonable price.

Why, then, do we have to seek out those that advertise a discount when excellent service isn't that hard to find? Why, because we generally try to be cheap about how much we pay. And I think that if your going to be cheap about pooning, then the least you can do is not rub it in if the discount of $8.88 isn't offered. I think Herb should have simply said, no thanks, I can't afford the extra $8.88

 

[Nikki]

charming, you are the one who made this into a big thing. My first post was completely factual, and not interpretive or judgmental. I reported on what happened. You are the one who attached meaning and judgment to it, and told me how to behave.

I was not seeking out providers who gave discounts. I was phoning about a dozen massage practitioners with interesting-looking ads in the GS to get details about rates, times, and services. If an ad mentioned a discount or a special, I would ask for details about that. I think there were three of those, and two of those three appeared to not really be delivering on the claimed discount.

The woman in qustion was not "unable to provide the discount". Of course she was able, but she was unwilling. Big difference.

You lectured me that I should just have said "no thanks". In effect I did, after telling her that I didn't believe her story. I certainly wouldn't go there.

I don't understand why do you repeatedly feel it necessary to tell me how to behave with third parties, or how to go about arranging for an R&T? Why do you feel the need to tell me that I'm going for an R&T because I can't afford FS? Why do you imply that I shouldn't do what I prefer to do, and then try to cast an economic stigma on it? You do your thing, and I'll do mine.

Or maybe I should adopt your prescriptive tactics and ask you to go see this lady and give us a full report. Maybe I should even ask you to pay double her standard fee, since you seem to think that she's at the low end of the scale.

This part of the thread has probably run its course, If you want the last word, you're welcome to it.

I agree that it's good that we are keeping this disagreement reasonably civilized. I would expect that on a Canadian board. Down where I am, this might have degenerated into something really unpleasant.

 

[<barbierox>]

charming there are no principles that cover dishonesty. But for the sake of discussion this principle you speak of "just letting it go." Who decides at what point we should "let it go" when it comes to SPs not telling the truth. Yes i'm well aware that some SPs are guilty of this, but that doesn't make it right.

What i would like to know if its okay to upcharge a small amount like $8.88 then is $10 dollars okay? What about $20 dollars? Is this okay? Who decides where the boundary is? Shouldn't the boundary be right at the point where the SP is not speaking the truth? No matter the amount?



And this is a cheap shot, and the reason why there are so many cat fights on message boards. Shame Shame!!! --- Kev

 

[Bad Jelly]

I had a pleasant visit with her.

SHE DOES NOT WANT TO BE REVIEWED , infact she was very disturbed by it. She thinks it is disgusting and does not want her services to be broadcasted on the web. She has a family and kids, and thinks HJ is a must on massages to continue business since everyones doing it.

I am not agreeing with her or disagreeing. Just her two bits.. I will comment on a couple things.. yes she is not a 19 year old cheerleader, and tits do not sag.. I will not rate or grade her as per her wish .. on site

 

[Bubblerawk]

I've seen Zsusanna and I saw the 10% discount when I first saw her and I really didn't care. Herb - Charming's right. Let it go. Who really cares about the principle of $8.88. I don't know about you but I have much better things to do than hassle older ladies who offer HJ's for $80 instead of $88.88.

Lex