Rev: Britta

[gotnoplans]

I spend a lot more time lurking than posting on this board, but have picked up so many tips that I feel compelled to share my experience tonight - at the risk of not keeping a hidden jem hidden.

With the first posts that came out about Adam & Eve on Grandview, I was interested - always thought that carved wooden door that I drove past for years was curious - but was reluctant to believe that it would really turn into an MP of any real value. Then, SuperG posted his experiences in another thread (don't know him, but sounded like a genuine review) - and there I was tonight in the neighbourhood. Called the number to ask if Britta was working - to my surprise it was she that answered the phone. Booked an appointment for practically immediately and took my chances.

I always enter unknown MPs with trepidation - will this be another skanky dive with ladies to match? Will I waste my money again with an unfulfilling experience? Well.... the decor certainly is different. A dark cross between medieval and a Swiss gingerbread house as might be portrayed on That 70's Show. Met Britta, whose eyes and smile had me sold immediately, and was led into a cosy attic-like room.

She has indeed has masseuse training and I enjoyed feeling - and watching - her stroke and caress my body. She has a hot, nubile body that she doesn't mind sharing - and can carry on an intelligent, educated conversation at the same time. She has not had previous experience in a MP which was more than obvious by her willingness to be open, friendly, and attentive to any needs I might have. My past experiences have leaned more to slam bam - here's your clothes - what's your hurry - get out - type of scenarios.

I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her and will repeat. I won't go into specifics, but I got just what I wanted, in a clean and safe manner - important attributes to me.

My only negative comment on the location was - get that shower going! A small hot cloth just doesn't cut it when discretion is important and I've still got oil all over me!

2 browns/hour. Hot, fun, cute!

(If you read this Britta - I am looking forward to kissing and nuzzling those "special" dimples again.... )

- Will

 

[Shelby. (:]

I never really liked Britta. The filters are cumbersome, take too much time for the water to drip through them and how do you know when it is time to change them?

 

[Sierra]

In this model, we used a special filter - couldn't get anything to drip through at all, but I sure knew when it was time to change it!

Don't know how she came up the name "Britta" - I think she went by a different name at a previous service. Looking at her, I kept wanting to call her Jessica - don't know why

 

[janechz9]

Two browns seems high, unless you received something really off the beaten track. Without going into specifics, would you say that was the case? And do you know her rates for HJ, BJ, and FS?

 

[Hiram]

This was an all-inclusive rate - 2 browns for the hour. This matches the price of a couple of ather all-inclusives in town - sorry, I don't know about rates for other services.

I had FS, along with all the fun that led up to it. For me, the difference was her attitude of wanting to please, and being a very interesting lady as well.

Will

 

[AessaMenevrah]

Two browns all-inclusive (room and services) doesn't seem high for an hour as that rate makes it competitive with (or even a little lower than) the non-AMP all-inclusive places such as Temptations, Broadway Bodycare, Lotus Relaxation, Serenity, etc.).

Do you know where to get better prices at non-AMPs?

 

[googley]

Penhold, I was going by what recent reviews were saying.
I got the impression that Vancouver was noticeably less expensive than Seattle, and two browns looked a lot like Seattle prices.
Maybe I've been selectively remembering the less expensive places reviewed here. Or maybe the more expensive ones aren't being reviewed or mentioned here that often.

 

[daljack -a girl]

Sorry, I didn't notice you were from "south of the border". I mistakenly assumed you were local and speaking of recent experience here.

You have to be careful when looking at prices on eforum.xxx since everything from low-track streetwalkers to micro-brothels to Asian MPs to non-Asian MPs to agencies to independents are discussed and so I can see why it's sometimes hard for non-locals to tell which is which. Even within groupings, such as agencies and independents, there is quite a wide price spread. There is also significant difference in price structure/levels in the different cities (Victoria is generally less expensive than Vancouver which is generally less expensive than Calgary - but there's always exceptions).

A major benefit of the all-inclusive massage parlours is that there is no separate room fee and no haggling over the price for services. The cost of the room, CBJ and FS are all included in the price (great for those who don't like haggling). For someone who doesn't like negotiating or is nervous about seeing an independent SP, it's a relatively safe environment, has some price certainty and there's usually a selection of several girls. Much better than the frustration of trying to call an unknown independent from the back of the Westender or Georgia Straight as you never know who you may end up with and if you leave a message they may never call back.

You can easily pay more than $200 at MPs that are not all-inclusive. They typically charge $50 to $60 per hour but that's only for the use of the room (regardless of whether it's an AMP or non-AMP). High-end MPs, such as Swedish Touch, Platinum Club and Madame Cleos, have higher room charges (>$120 for VIP rooms). Even if you go to such a place solely for a massage and nothing else, you're expected to tip the girl. At the high-end places, after the massage starts, services are often quoted at 100/200/300 for HJ/CBJ/FS or higher. Although some people have managed to negotiate lower rates on occasion, it depends on how busy they are, experienced an SP negotiator you are, and how horny she thinks you are. At the "non high-end" MPs, the rates quoted for services are lower but once you add in the room fee you'll still likely be close to $200 for an hour, possibly more and possibly less.

If you're asian, speak chinese or can accompany an asian friend you may get a better deal at some of the AMPS and, especially, at some of the asian microbrothels.

Although I travel to quite a few places in the U.S. I never hobby in the U.S. I can't say how the prices or services compare to Seattle but my underssanding is that when you exclude streetwalkers from the picture, Seattle is generally more expensive than Vancouver after you take the exchange rate into account. Note also that it's usually cheaper to pay SPs here in $CDN rather than $US since they usually won't give you as favourable an exchange rate as a bank).

I'd be happy to discuss this by PM if you like.

Great thing about eforum.xxx is that if I'm wrong in any of the above there will be no shortage of posters who will quickly jump in and correct all of my mistakes.

 

[Whispers]

Thanks for your prompt, polite, detailed and informative reply, Penhold. (And also for your offer of further assisitance, which I might take you up on at a later point.)
On another board (in another country) that I could name, I might have been flamed to death.
eforum.xxx is a great place -- well structured and filled with lots of good people.

 

[Annie]

Herb......
Are you high? Two browns you think sounds a little high? Get a grip on yourself here buddy, there isn't better service than hers I guarantee and that is certainly worth two browns. Sheesh what the hell is going on here, this is not an area where you wanna be cheap. Get some sleep Herb.

 

[kennya14635b9x]

I live in SF, which sucks monkey for pooning.

So much effort, just to get a decent piece of ass for a reasonable price.

In my heart, I've already gone Canadian. At least for the pussy. You can keep the rain and the cold.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks.

I'm old, fat and bald so if I'm having "free" sex with an sp I know it's a dream.

Actually, that's not quite correct. I've had "free" sex with SPs numerous times. After all, it says on their websites that I'm only paying for their time and there's no offer of sexual services. So, technically, sex with those SPs is always "free".

 

[Raven F]

Stick around and don't be afraid to ask questions. You may get flamed from time to time here as well but that's part of the fun of these boards. Flames usually die out quickly if you ignore them or respond with humour.

There seems to be many guys from Washington State on eforum.xxx who make frequent trips to Vancouver and Victoria. You may want to PM a few and get their take on the situation in B.C. compared to Washington State.