Poll: Whats cheaper Wife or MPA?

[Scuby]

Ok as mentioned in an earlier post im newly single and getting back into the hobby... Anyhow one thing i have noticed since my girl friend moved out is my bank balance at the end of the month...

So here is my question what is cheaper?

a: Girlfriend/Wife/House plant
or
B: this amazing hobby with all its glitter and very fine selection.

 

[nicky c]

Funny, I ended a relationship about a month and a bit ago... and its amazing how much money a relationship costs.

Just say that you go out a couple of times a week. If you go out for dinner and a movie, it could cost you $100 a week easily (this is only if you pay for yourself... which doesn't always happen). Then throw in the extra gas money, for me this was big since she lived pretty far from me... I'd say another $100 a month. Then there are the b-day, valentines day, Christmas presents that you have to take into account. To me, these are minimum costs and every month, it is usually much higher than this conservative estimate.

I actually had the same realization that Jaycam had once I was out of the relationship. I guess i was so use to spending all that money that I didn't really notice it.

However, please note that I did enjoy my relationship with my ex and I am not implying that women are not worth the expense, cause i think they are. This note is just to convey that I had the same realization that Jaycam had.

 

[ajwooding]

either way you look at it you are paying for it

later

neo2

 

[Debunkatron]

shouldn't this poll be include other..

 

[Falco19 HELL YA!]

- Left hand
- Right hand

 

[Pompal 09.]

once you've been married a few years...like 10....and the kids are doin they're thing....i'd say mpa can be nore expensive...coz...when u 'do' get it at home....its free...most of the time

 

[Whittles]

Sex for money is cheaper than sex for free

 

[leons1701]

My first post...

After being married for many years, let me tell you that it is cheaper and much easier with an MPA.

Nature ensures that the female nurtures the children, while men continue to be hunters/gatherers and need to continue to procreate. (Well, at least to go through the motions!!!)

 

[harrry]

I don't know who's cheaper, but I sure know who gives less headache.

 

[The Mad Russian (????)]

I guess it depends on how good a wife is... I'd say wife is cheaper. At least I don't have to worry time.

 

[Capt. Spaulding]

The REAL question is: how much is your sanity worth to you ?!

Regardless of what guys at work/the gym/ etc etc. brag about, most married guys I know are lucky to be getting it once a month.

When I was married I knew my wife was always getting ready to hit me up for something when she'd offer to give me a BJ. Once I caught on to this I just used to ask her what she wanted...

Towards the end of the relationship I couldn't even get it hard and would rather whack off to porno films or 18 year old Asian girls on the internet... Sad but true...

At least now if I PAY for sex:

1.) it's GOOD sex
2.) there's no hidden agenda
3.) I get a good night's sleep at the end
4.) overall it costs me no more $$$ or effort than being dragged around to various inlaw functions which I f*cking hated attending...

Ciao

 

[Shard F]

I used to think if I just paid for it ...and didn't really get involved...(emotionally that is), it would be cheaper. Man was I wrong. Gettin' some on the side can be pretty steep...
...I mean as in costing MORE than the significant other.

MM

 

[ihateemopeople]

As a guest on Larry King Live said one night:

"Sex ain't the most important thing in the world... but it ain't number 4 or 5 either...."

Yes, true love and companionship are ultimately EVERY guy's goal, but in the mean time you might as well be having some fun...

... and BELIEVE me, there's nothing worse than married loneliness.

IE>>> is THIS bad relationship all I have to look forward to until I die ???

Yes, if I could find a "10" who loved sex, travelling, fast cars, the Simpsons/Family Guy/South Park/Trailer Park Boys, working out, etc etc. I'd consider giving up the hobby....

... but until then, I can talk to my twisted friends and book appt's with my ladies...

 

[Bowling for some Soup]

Don't kid yourself an MPA is not the cheaper choice.

I have no problem picking up a young woman at the clubs and having a good time. Total cost? The door and couple drinks for me/her, a lot cheaper than an MPA.

Sure some of the girls aren't as hot as the HFH, SRM or Allure girls, but some are and they offer more than money can buy at the MP.