So here goes..... I felt "in the mood" and it's about 11:30 I live 15 minutes from any kind of REAL civilization... I call a few SP's, no dice... Dont feel like driving dowtown(im near woodbridge) and dont feel like going for a WHACK of dough....
Im the one who was commenting on why MP, when U can have SP!! LOL!
I call up "maple Spa" 7 girls working open 24 hours... about 25 - 30 min drive... this is my intention.... then I figure why not just 5 Star, on steeles and weston, open till 4, been there b4.... as Im heading there I see lights on at HWY # 27 & STEELES..(Relaxing Massage) I figure it's close.. never been... been meaning to why NOT!!??
so Here is the lowdown... I enter, out pops a BIG FAT Russian... "U want to stay"... I say any other ladies?? yes, can I see... NO, Busy (not a car in the parkig lot)
OK whatever... No shower offered, no shower in room, no towel in room, get undressed i come back in her finest english....
already took the 40/40mins.... massage back, I say I could use a FIRM massage... ha ha ha she laughs, just rubbing... whatever...
I say again you wont hurty me if you massage harder... no no no I cant she says.. whatever.....
flip please... STR8 to "him" I say what about massage annyplace else?? she says vere u vant me to massage... I say all over... she pretends to do that....
Say any extras.. I figure give her 20$ for topless... dont even look, make it worth her while... boom boom bang.... Next time U should tell me to put towel over it... because U squirt far..LOL!! whatever....
No shower offered again... no warm towel, no towel...just tissue...
I get dressed... and tell her "with all due respect, that was my worst massage ever" she says GOOD DONT COME BACK!!!!!!!
no tventy dollar plese, in here again finest english... I make like im going in my pocket, let myself out the room door, and proceed to the exit... I say on my way to the exit
U say GOOD, dont ever come back... FINE, I say Good fuck you and your tVenty.... and walk Briskly out to my car
I took the phone number so that NO ONE EVER HAS THIS TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE AGAIN!!!... Dont forget, I am a good lookin young guy, who Tries to make conversation, etc... Maybe I should have just walked out....STRICKTLY SP"S from now on...
phone number is 416 674 8131 _ DON NOT D A R E TO GO THERE... THIS IS WHAT massageplanet.net IS FOR... SO THAT THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN...
over and out!!!
P.s. Out in 15 Mins.... and lasted about 3... so a total "complete" massage in about 12 mins PLEASE....
Im the one who was commenting on why MP, when U can have SP!! LOL!
I call up "maple Spa" 7 girls working open 24 hours... about 25 - 30 min drive... this is my intention.... then I figure why not just 5 Star, on steeles and weston, open till 4, been there b4.... as Im heading there I see lights on at HWY # 27 & STEELES..(Relaxing Massage) I figure it's close.. never been... been meaning to why NOT!!??
so Here is the lowdown... I enter, out pops a BIG FAT Russian... "U want to stay"... I say any other ladies?? yes, can I see... NO, Busy (not a car in the parkig lot)
OK whatever... No shower offered, no shower in room, no towel in room, get undressed i come back in her finest english....
already took the 40/40mins.... massage back, I say I could use a FIRM massage... ha ha ha she laughs, just rubbing... whatever...
I say again you wont hurty me if you massage harder... no no no I cant she says.. whatever.....
flip please... STR8 to "him" I say what about massage annyplace else?? she says vere u vant me to massage... I say all over... she pretends to do that....
Say any extras.. I figure give her 20$ for topless... dont even look, make it worth her while... boom boom bang.... Next time U should tell me to put towel over it... because U squirt far..LOL!! whatever....
No shower offered again... no warm towel, no towel...just tissue...
I get dressed... and tell her "with all due respect, that was my worst massage ever" she says GOOD DONT COME BACK!!!!!!!
no tventy dollar plese, in here again finest english... I make like im going in my pocket, let myself out the room door, and proceed to the exit... I say on my way to the exit
U say GOOD, dont ever come back... FINE, I say Good fuck you and your tVenty.... and walk Briskly out to my car
I took the phone number so that NO ONE EVER HAS THIS TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE AGAIN!!!... Dont forget, I am a good lookin young guy, who Tries to make conversation, etc... Maybe I should have just walked out....STRICKTLY SP"S from now on...
phone number is 416 674 8131 _ DON NOT D A R E TO GO THERE... THIS IS WHAT massageplanet.net IS FOR... SO THAT THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN...
over and out!!!
P.s. Out in 15 Mins.... and lasted about 3... so a total "complete" massage in about 12 mins PLEASE....