perfect breasts...

[rs_net]

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one mpternoon when he
sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, 'Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?'

'Are you nuts?!!!' she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner
before she does. 'Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?'
he asks again.

'Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?'

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again;

'Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?'

She thinks about it for a while and says, 'Hmmm, $10,000 dollars;
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.'

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the
most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them,
burying his face in them, but not biting them..

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'

'Nah', says the little old Jewish man... 'Costs too much

 

[hugsandkisses2120]

It's a funny joke, but you might offend some people who are Jewish with that reference.

 

[Isadora]

I apologize to whoever I offended if I did. This is only a joke and is the way I received it.

leyley

 

[Quaker O]

It'd be just as funny a joke if the sensitive word was just edited out.

 

[Mad_Anthony]

It's a JOKE and everyone should be able to take a joke. I'm Reviewench and I hear Reviewench jokes all the time, don't take it personally.

BTW its a good one.

Here is a funny one: What is the difference between a Scots and a canoe?

A canoe tips.