I was just in Koln for a business trip. I had virtually zero time to myself, but I did manage to get away from my group of coworkers for one evening. I set off on foot looking for this Pacha place... I eventually found it after a nice long walk. It was a wednesday night, so it was pretty dead. I walked in thinking it was a strip club... imagine my surprise when I saw hot women lining the halls of each floor! A few of the women, IMO, were really hot. One French brunette named Miki (sp?) in particular. Others looked like total Eurotrash hookers. I chatted up that Miki girl for a few minutes, but couldn't go though with actually going into her room. (I'm married.) It was VERY hard to walk away from her!
After that, I went over to the actual strip club. It was pretty lame, to be honest. I was expecting to be allowed certain liberties that US strip clubs don't allow, but that was not the case at all. It cost 30 euro just to get in (drinks were for free, though.) Lap dances were 20 Euro, but you have to keep your hands off the girl. I spluged and had two. The girls get fully nude, but they just didn't grind enough on my crotch. Once they could tell that I was getting into it, they would stop.
So yeah, the brothel was interesting to see. The actual nightclub was pretty lame, at least on a wednesday night. Part of me is really regretting not messing around with that Miki girl, but I know I did the right thing. That's married life for you. Sigh.