Pandora @ Alleycats in Surrey

[Nicole M]

As someone who has benefited greatly from the work of others on this site, I figure I'd better give back when I can.

I dropped in at Alleycats in Surrey a few nights ago. It's on 108th in Surrey, just east of King George. I'd driven by a few times, and wasn't in a hurry, so I decided to drop in to check out the lineup. I parked in the back and went in.

It took about 5 minutes for someone to come out of the back to the reception room. I was just about to go when a cute Caucasian lady walked in. Her name was Pandora, and she was about 5'4", maybe 110lbs. Decent rack and in good shape. I was a little worried that with the neighborhood the place might be full with crackheads, but she looked very clean.

She quoted me $140 for a half an hour, all inclusive. She let me see the line up, which included 2 bigger girls, one black, one white, plus herself. I decided I'd stay with her for the half hour. I paid before being led into the back.

The place was no mansion, but I was pleasantly surprised. I've always been disappointed with the dilapidated state of most MPs in Surrey, but this one wasn't too bad. The back area was much larger than I expected, with at least 3 or 4 large rooms.

The session started with a rather lame oil massage. She used almost no pressure and way too much oil. She was also quiet a chatmassageplanet.netox. I think I know about as much about her childhood as I do my own. After about 8-10 minutes, I flipped over and she said 'How about some oral?' I certainly wasn't going to say no.

The CBJ was ok, but without much energy or emotion. After a few minutes she asked if I had a favorite position. We started in doggy, then finished in missionary.

When we were done, I had a shower (small bathroom, but reasonably clean) and then was on my way.

Overall, not the best session ever, but certainly not the worst. The biggest drawback was the lack of emotion. She might as well have been asleep for all I knew.

I feel that numbers are too subjective, but for those who like 'em:

L: 6.5 - Wouldn't turn heads, but nothing to complain about
S: 6 - We got where I wanted to get
A:7 - Friendly, but no energy

I've been really disappointed with the overall lack of options in Surrey. For such a huge city, I haven't found anyone or place worth sticking with. I've visited Special Ladies and Lotus, and haven't ever been really impressed. In fact, most of the time I just put things off until I can get downtown for a while.

Most notable is the lack of independents out here. Quality and Price are out of step with the rest of the lower mainland, and there are very few options to choose from. Any suggestions on how we can attract more quality indies to town?

 

[Lynzeigh]

First of all, nice review. It was laid out very well, very easy to read and I thought that your criticism about the service was handled quite nicely by giving explanations for your disappointment.

It's too bad that Surrey doesn't have better selection, but just be glad that you don't live in Abbotsford or worse someplace like Mission (hahahaha). With the recent raids it seems that most of the AMP's in Coquitlam have been closed down which should put more business in the hands of Surrey MP's and AMP's.

I actually think that the selection of MP's and AMP's in Surrey is actually quite big compared with many other municipalities. What makes it more difficult is that Surrey is so big that the MP's and AMP's are quite spread out and going from say one MP in Cloverdale to another in Whalley it becomes a big deal. Even from Whalley to Fleetwood can be time consuming depending on time of day.

Not really sure what can be done to attract more SP's to Surrey. Maybe if more Surreyites did reviews of the local scene more SP's would realize the size of the market and move.

 

[Godsend]

It sure would be nice to have more down here in South Surrey and White Rock too.

 

[LindaLoo]

My experiences at AlleyKatz have been mixed. First time through three years ago was okay with a very pretty caucasian blonde, good body and only 21, although she made it clear that the massage was for 45 minutes and the special was only 15 minutes. Not very adventuresome but got the job done. Damage for one hour was $.55 inclusive, of which she complained she got only $. I thought maybe a little YMMV on a subsequent visit. A week later I called to ask for her, but she was gone. L9, A5, S6

Second time about three months later, got a very good looking Italian gal, say 24 years old, with a voluptuous body. Was very rushed as she said she had an appointment coming soon, and she had the longest darn condom I'd ever seen - would suit someone built with a foot-long. I asked if she could bum a regular one from another girl, but noooooo.... Got the deed done but wasn't pretty. Again not very adventuresome, and no massage at all. Damage for what was supposed to be an hour but turned out to be 30 minutes was $.55 inclusive again. Didn't bother to note her name. L9, A4, S5

Third time, I didn't stay as all the girls were either too fat or very plain.

 

[912project.com]

Thanks for the compliment HAW, and you're absolutely right about the challenge that Surrey poses to those who want to travel around Surrey to find SPs. It can be a 30 minute trip no problem for a simple cross town jaunt.

I guess I'm most disappointed in the lack of high end service out here. I realize that there is more money centred downtown and in metrotown, but it seems like our only options are dirty dives or MPs. I don't mind the atmosphere of the MPs, but there is a noticable price bump for a decrease in services. That's not value. I'm not so rich that I can afford to spend hundreds extra for the same services that I could get in Vancouver.

Just my 2 cents, not like I can change anything.

 

[nysenutz]

If you haven't tried them already there's a fairly new place called Amenia Spa on 160th near Fraser Hwy. They advertise in the Province, GS and B&S. Definitely not a dive as everything in there is brand new. It's an AMP. I have to admit that I haven't been to see them in a while so I can't tell you what the current line up is, but when they first opened it was only so/so.

 

[emaculentge]

Thanks for the info, I'll have to check it out. I'd noticed the name from a few posts, but hadn't made up my mind. It's a little close to where a few friends live, so I'm a little cautious, but I'll have to do some research.

 

[Kim N]

ALLY CATS IS NOT A BAD PLACE SURE THERE ARE SOME GIRLS THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO THERE JOB BUT THERE R SOME THERE THAT DO I MADE A POST ON BREE SHES 21 AND JUST A MAJOR SPANISH HOTTIE IV TRYED OTHER PLACES BUT I JUST COMFORDABLE WITH ALLY CATS NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I HAVE HAD BAD SESSIONS WITH A COUPLE GIRLS !!!!BUT MOSTLEY I JUST STICK WITH BREE SHE VERY NICE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE........ REAL NICE TITS.................WE JUST CLICK...............SO FOR OVER ALL 10 OUT 10............(BLOW JOB IS GREAT 2) IF BREES NOT IN I LIKE TO SEE JAZMIN OR SUKIE BUT BREES MY FAVE ..............................

 

[nonyaaa]

why are you SHOUTING?

 

[ranting_woman]

didnt mean to put it like that lol