North Island TOFTT - BAD IDEA

[Panda]

This was only my 2nd attempted R+T experience, both of which have been BAD. I need to stick to well reviewed girls for a while.

Comox Valley CL post: http://comoxvalley.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1527625457.html

Was headed back up to the north island when I decided to go out on a limb and treat myself to a little R+T action to break up the drive. First called 'Nicole' (CL) and left a message; guess she was busy, call wasn't returned before I hit Comox. Looked up CL again and saw the attached post - made the call and was answered right away.
Voice sounded cute on the phone which had my expectations up; she said rates started at 1 brown for 1hr, I asked for a shorter time as it was getting late and I had a long drive to go. Settled on 4 green for 45 min and got directions to her place in Campbell River.
Arrived at the townhouse which wasn't too bad of a place, and was slightly disappointed at the door but not totally repulsed. Advertised 25yo and, I quote, "I am 5'6 130lbs.vey curvy with double d's and endless long legs good to wrap around ur u know what".
Native, age was probably close, height and weight accurate. Didn't seem strung out, but had a couple kids and the boobs and ass had obviously felt the wrath. Greeted me in sweat pants and a tank top - no bra (probably should have worn one).
Went upstairs to her bedroom and you could tell that there was a child in one of the other bedrooms upstairs. Closed her bedroom door, I got undressed while she explained that she couldn't find her massage oil but had lotion instead - no big deal.
Laid on her bed as there was no massage table (again, no big deal). She started working on my back, and was doing a not-quite-professional but still pretty competent job on the massage. Was interrupted on two occasions as her kid wandered out of their room and she had to sneak out into the hall to corral them back. After the second interruption, she returned and asked if we could 'cut it short' and finish in another 5 minutes because her daughter was home, and she usually wasn't. I said OK, and thought to myself that we'd better get down to business. Rolled over and she started rubbing my chest and abs. Laid there patiently waiting for her to get to the task at hand(no pun intended), but that was all that happened. She stopped 4 or 5 min. later and said 'ok, is that good?'.
This left me somewhat confused. I paused for a minute before politely saying 'I thought this was a Happy Ending massage'. She giggled and got up off the bed to check her phone messages.
Talked on the phone as she escorted me out her sliding patio back door. I wandered back to the car trying to figure out what the @$&# I just spent hard earned money on.
Her hands had only touched my back and chest/stomach. No ass, no happy parts.
As a newbie to this, I'm wondering if I did anything wrong here. Was I supposed to be more specific on the phone? I figured that If an ad worded that particular way was put in the 'erotic services' classified section, what I was supposed to get seemed like a no-brainer. Any advice would be appreciated.
Anyway, I've tried my best to provide an adequate description of my experience without being mean and bitter (although getting ripped off has a tendency to make me feel that way). Stay away and learn from my mistakes.

 

[Phoenix Trite]

Even though I never responded to the foresaid CL advertisement,I envisaged the same scenario.
Thanks for saving your fellow North Islanders' money.

I remember seeing Nicole,5 years ago.
Nicole was very plain,which I doubt has changed.

Englebert Humperdink

 

[LabGrrl .com]

I corresponded with her via email and my spider sense started tingling when she wouldn't send a pic. She was going by the name Tanya. Nicole is still plain and on the heavy side but conducts her business professionally - good for a R&T.

 

[EnigMA]

After a great many years in finding out the hard way about these kinds of ladies, I ask for everything that will be done and available if I'm in any doubt. If the lady has been reviewed, of course I'm not as forward but I bet I've lost in the neighborhood of 5 to 10k on these little scams.

 

[jordinyc]

So I was browsing the latest edition of The Comox Valley Record,Personals.
There is an advertisement from Ladiesnlace announcing the arrival of Juliette & Irena.

Now I recall reading on the eforum.xxx,that CCE Juliette had moved up island.
So I googled up the ladiesnlace website;which has been very recently,entirely redone.
Sure enough;under the Comox Valley heading,is a Juliette identical to CCE Juliette.
Although photos' of LnL Juliette were;"coming soon",there are outstandingly beautiful pictures of LnL Irena.

I highly recommend a good look at Irenas' pics.
In fact ,all the LnL ladies pictures are enticing.
Is LnL;the North Islands' mythical,"hidden gem"?

http://www.ladiesnlace.net/available/available.html

Englebert Humperdink

 

[OMG]

EH, it seems I've been perusing the same literature as you although I'm not familiar with Juliette from CCE (don't recall what she looks like). I'm thinking that if it were her then that would be good news, especially if there were some pics of her floating around. One item of concern about Irena is her weight stat at 168 pounds (how many stones is that?)- this doesn't seem to jive with the photo even if she is as tall as they say. Given the propensity for misepresentation (i.e. the"bait and switch" revenue model) for both agencies and independents in these parts I was ready to dismiss LNL as just another rip off artist. One other thing that occurred to me is that Juliette may be this SP: http://comoxvalley.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1557251447.html. Given her description, I was thinkinking that she may be the one Woodster has warned about in some of his posts (variations on Belissa, Bella, etc.). Just a few thoughts that someone may be able to shed more light on. In any case, I'm happy for your post.

 

[Meech]

Hey Vince and EH, just a little heads up on ladiesnlace. I have used and continue to use Leah's service as it is the best available in the mid to upper Island area. Just recently I have seen Paula and now Jenna. Paula is as described but much more fun than her pics or description let on. I will definately repeat with her. I just saw Jenna the other day and am already trying to rebook with her. As far as Irena, I almost had her come down to see me but figured I would wait for the chance to get a room up there. I have very rarely been misled by ladiesnlace at all. I believe once in the past four years of using this sevice have I been disappointed. Leah runs a top notch show and I will gladly give her repeat business. If there is any question what so ever, she will make it right. Never have I had a bait and switch or anything like that, what you see is usually less than what you get. Their photographer needs to do something different lol, most of the pics don't do the ladies justice. I hope I have shed some light on any hesitation you have about this agency and if you have any questions, feel free to pm me. I have pretty much seen every lady Leah has had in her employ in the Nanaimo area over the past four years, man that sounds slutty but it's true.

 

[oh yea!!!]

Wyatt,that's great to read about Paula & Jenna.
Thanks,on behalf of all North Islanders.


Vince,I'm not deterred by 168 lbs,on a 6 ft tall lady.
By photographic appearances,Irena wears it well.

It doesn't seem that LnL,would be bothered with an SP like Bellissa.
I still suspect that LnL Juliet is very highly acclaimed:

http://www.classchoiceescorts.com/Profile/Juliette.php

Englebert Humperdink

 

[Valentina R]

I would agree very much so EH. Irena looks great in her pics so I can just imagine what she is like in person.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Okay, that Juliette. I do remember her - never saw her but recall that she was popular - she only left CCE recently and was visiting earlier this month. Jesus, this is good news! I actually almost called LNL a few days ago but talked myself out of it (I literally had the phone in my hands). I was proud of myself at the time but now I regret it as my opportunities (timewise) can be few and far between. Do they offer incall? Someone mentioned that the Nanaimo agency does not but maybe they do in Courtenay? The only defense I have for my cynicism is that I've only had one good experience north of Victoria - and it was only good, not great. Every other time the SP was not what was advertised. I even saw Jenna Jones in Nanaimo. Remember those pics? What an ass, but she was at least 10 years older in person (mid to late 40's) and could have used a shower. By the way, EH, I'm not deterred by 168 lbs either (give or take a few pounds) as long as those photos are accurate Also, Jenna looks like quite the hottie as well. Thanks to both of you for the info.

 

[Apricot Girl]

Sorry Vince, as far as I know, no incall offered by ladiesnlace. I could only wish lol. I would be broke if they did.

 

[Flicka]

Thanks, Wyatt. Unfortunatey, it's not a perfect world, but often where there's a will there's a way

 

[drache]

Maybe pool together $35-50 each,then book out a 2 bed room at the Old House Village.
From there,we line up our own dates with LnLs' Juliette & Irena.

While one of us is messing up their designated bed;with their designated date,the other will be enjoying the outdoor heated pool/hottub or fireside gourmet dining.
I would recommend an hour between each hoe-down session,let all the steam clear out from the room.

Time is money.
I''ll choose a $35-50 hotel fee over $80 gas & a six hour return drive to Victoria.
I'll choose splitting a $100 hotel room ,over going single on a $50 marginal accomodation.
Maybe next week,after the weekend Mt.Washington skier rush?

Englebert Humperdink

 

[deep]

There we go someone has an idea

 

[lolly]

That is the best idea I've seen or heard in a very long time.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It is a good idea. Unfortunately, I can't commit to a time right now, but I'll keep this in mind for the future. In the meantime, I'll try to confirm that it is the same Juliette or at least get a pic. My problem with doing this sort of thing in town is that my "free time" can come up on short notice - makes it difficult to plan ahead.

 

[betteryawn]

So I phoned up LnL,an hour ago.

1)Everything LnL had to say about their Juliette;who just moved to the Comox Valley,was consistant with CCE Juliette.
Most importantly;Juliettes' status as,a topshelf Victoria SP with many rave reviews.

2)Like LnL Juliette;LnL Irena is should be available in the Comox Valley this weekend & all next week.

3)Outcalls only,at $210/hour.

I'm going to go for it.
I just withdrew some cash;now it's time to book a hotel room,for either Sunday or Monday.
I'm thinking;an early afternoon with Irena,then an later evening with Juliette.

Englebert Humperdink

 

[Pompal 09.]

You lucky man. I'm going to try to see Kayla on Monday. Perhaps next time I can share the costs.

 

[ce_fowler]

Yes Gents, that's the one and the same Juliett from Vic. As for incall up Island, we were told years ago that if we tried to set one up, they'd set us up, shut us down, and run us out of town
We're working on something a little... mobile? lol, will keep you posted, maybe a little feedback would be helpful? How does anyone feel about a NICE travel trailer, 25' or so, different locations month to month throughout the Island?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Travel trailers are the dinosaurs of earlier generations.
A boat would have more character& style.

When Juliette returns to the Comox Valley,I will lineup hotel room to explore the attractive unknown Irena.
Even if Irena is a nice warm experience,we know that Juliette will be a red-hot experience.
The hotel room I cased out will be $139;so I want all my,"ducks in line".

Too bad the City of Courtenay still doesn't favour adult entertainment.
I was hoping thing might change,once Starr Winchester was ousted from the Mayors' office.
Too many meddlesome old seniors in this town.

Englebert Humperdink