No. 1 Massage

[Rubmegood]

(What a stupid name for a business, eh?! How do you do a web search? "Number 1"? "No. 1" "Number One" "No. One" "#One" "#1" ??? Sorry for the rant )

Anyways, I finally got brave and decided to go out of my comfort zone (Xiaoping). Did a web search (see above) to find a phone number. You guys reported that Rose had started working there so I texted "Is Rose available today?"

Answer: "Yes! when would you like to come?"

( a tempting question but...) My reply: "How about 10:00?"

Answer: "Great we'll see you at 10:00!" (with some cute emojies...)

I get there promptly at 9:55 only person there is Anna. I said I had an appointment at 10 with Rose. She looks puzzled, "No Rose work here..." She had appointments with others so I just left. Probably will not try again wasting my time driving across town.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I was going to do a rant about what I thought was my second visit with Winnie (originally Mollie at Top Care). The best massage of the year...and it was a walkin. The first time, I booked her. Only I know based on looks and the style of massage, it wasn't Winnie. I was early when I booked her last time. My presumption is that lady (probably Sophia who no longer works there), greeted me at the door and took me as a walkin.

My Message to the Owner: Sammy (or whoever you are) Smarten the Hell up! This sort of shit keeps happening, and I've been there before and overheard conversations of others it's happened too. I also have talked to one of your (correction:former) employees about them being told to pretend to be Winnie for a new customer who booked her, so she could give a massage to a regular.

YOU have great masseuses....but you are seriously fucking up a really good thing for your business, your ladies...and us!!!!

 

[TBone]

Yes I hate bait and switch, I wish they would understand that they are losing repeat customers just to make a quick buck.

Del Sol spa is also bad for this, I don't go there anymore.

 

[Old Fart]

I wish they would understand that they are losing repeat customers just to make a quick buck.

You'd think you would. You don't even have to be a 'business' person to figure it out. Any idiot should grasp such a simple concept.
We, as a group, should pick a place a week to boycott when they do that. If they don't learn, make it a month at a time.
It is just downright DISHONEST !

 

[Mybackhurts]

The other places that should be boycotted are the ones which post fake pictures or the pictures are from 30 years ago.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

The other places that should be boycotted are the ones which post fake pictures or the pictures are from 30 years ago.

I agree with you to a point. Some places like Summer Massage and Comfort Oasis use these pics to make you think they hire young, hot sexy Asian girls. Legit or other places uses stock photos just to give you an idea of the masseuses ethnicity. (Example: Amazing Massage and Interlude Spas)

 

[Mybackhurts]

I agree with you to a point. Some places like Summer Massage and Comfort Oasis use these pics to make you think they hire young, hot sexy Asian girls. Legit or other places uses stock photos just to give you an idea of the masseuses ethnicity. (Example: Amazing Massage and Interlude Spas)

Stating "Asian" is sufficient for ethnicity for me. Getting your hopes up and seeing a granny at the door is a real mood killer. Especially when they quote "real photo". Real photo from an underwear ad in HongKong maybe.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Stating "Asian" is sufficient for ethnicity for me. Getting your hopes up and seeing a granny at the door is a real mood killer. Especially when they quote "real photo". Real photo from an underwear ad in HongKong maybe.

The two I mentioned are owned by the Asian May. She tries her best to have a variety of girls, but probably doesn't want to get in to putting their ethnic backgrounds in her ads. Whether she puts their actual photos in the ads or not, I suppose depends on how the therapist feels about it.

 

[Old Fart]

The other places that should be boycotted are the ones which post fake pictures or the pictures are from 30 years ago.

The thing about fake pics is that ladies want their privacy just like we want ours. If they are trying to mislead you, that is a bad thing but if they are trying to give you a reasonable image of their appearance without using an actual picture, that I have NO problem with.

 

[Jayajay]

Today I went and checked out blue sky and song blossoms. Did not find the Women there attractive at all and walked out. We should all stop going to Asian parlors and maybe they hire some decent staff and give better pricing.

 

[Spexx]

Today I went and checked out blue sky and song blossoms. Did not find the Women there attractive at all and walked out. We should all stop going to Asian parlors and maybe they hire some decent staff and give better pricing.

Or just go to better places!
Yes there are the aunties and absolutely uninterested ones out there but there are real gems in the Asian market. It just takes time, and unfortunately money!

 

[Old Fart]

Am I wrong in assuming the young ones my be more into FS type places, more money and less work whereas the aunties may have a better work ethic?. Not as young but better service? I know Mandy and Kiya at AM are two exception. Both young (at least look young) and both give excellent massage.
I would recommend those two to anyone to be honest. But how many Mandy's and Kiya's are there out there?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Today I went and checked out blue sky and song blossoms. Did not find the Women there attractive at all and walked out. We should all stop going to Asian parlors and maybe they hire some decent staff and give better pricing.

Wow...you can afford two places in one day. Do you work in the same place as Bob the Knob?

I think Michelle at Song Blossom is pretty. I have a review for that place soon. But I did a walk in...so I never got Michelle.

 

[Jayajay]

Wow...you can afford two places in one day. Do you work in the same place as Bob the Knob?

I think Michelle at Song Blossom is pretty. I have a review for that place soon. But I did a walk in...so I never got Michelle.

Lmao I actually went to blue sky first as the women there were older, I left and went to check out the blossom place and the one semi attractive girl didn’t seem too into giving a massage so I left there..

 

[Bob the Knob]

As a matter of fact I rarely do that as my little man is usually done on one. However I have been getting some special zen treatments and today I am going to give it a double whammy, to see if zen is back️

 

[Johny2228]

Wow...you can afford two places in one day. Do you work in the same place as Bob the Knob?

I think Michelle at Song Blossom is pretty. I have a review for that place soon. But I did a walk in...so I never got Michelle.

He just went to check it out,kicking tires only

 

[Bob the Knob]

Zen tastic!!!!!!!!!!

First one this a.m. got an erection without her even touching Jr.

Then late this afternoon, went for a fs session at one of my regular micros and had a solid performance with control just like the good old, I mean young days.

Treatments are not cheap, but seem to be working. Amazing what some tui na massage with smokey herbs burning around my body seems to be doing. Smells like I work at a marijuana farm but if that's what it takes bring it on.

If the Oilers play shitty tonight, I may have to go for another zen stimulator

 

[Wills_willie]

Tina way down south does a zen like treatment that uses smoke, ya you leave smelling like a marijuana farm. Not that I tried it but her client before me had a session and her place still smelt.

 

[JManYEG]

I've always had great service there. When they try the bait and switch I just tell them "I am here to see Person X"

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I've always had great service there. When they try the bait and switch I just tell them "I am here to see Person X"

Just make sure you remember/know who Person is and what she looks like. Otherwise you might get Person F.