NL, Acuna; Anyone going this week of 12/5?

[Staggerlee]

punkxz28, You need to hope the NL police don't rob you. They like to rob gringos. That's why enthusium is dying on posting on the board. Gringos are getting tired of having to worry about crooked NL police. Go slow on buying the chicas drinks, as they will drink up your $200 fast. For fucking, I would suggest the door girls, as far as NL goes. I feel it's the best pussy for the dollar. The club girls are more expensive, plus the club girls want to drink up your money, before fucking. Try to have a good time, and hope the NL police don't "pick your number" to fuck with. They can take your money, if they want, and they can beat the shit out of you, if they want to do that, also. Not much you can do about it if they do. The people in charge over there, are mostly crooked also, so you're just fucked, if you get fucked over. Welcome to Mexico. Vacinte Fox ain't cleaned up shit. He's just a big talker. It sounds good for the press.

 

[ctea]

maybe you should stay home and jack off it would be chepaer and safer. Two hours is not very long and $200.00 is not very much but you can make it work if u are smart and careful. Papagayos is ur best bet in Laredo. Best looking women, probably best service and safest but not best price. Papagayos pussy is expensive. Can not speak for Acuna never been there. My amigo Pointy says that u should go to Reynosa Mexico near McAllen Texas because he really like a d poosy down there way way too fuckin much!! Pointy say fine ass door girls available for ten dollar fuck or suck or twenty dollar fucky-sucky combo plato.
Door Girls some look like chicas from television program Caliente. I have to go now cause I must sleep so that I may go to my job at the Catholic Church Diocese Office in the morning. Also because I am sittin at computer con no ropa and mi amigo Pointy say he like a mi chi chi's rosa too much!

Any more questions answer them ur self fucker.

Just kidding, Pancho always glad to help fellow pussy monger.

Pancho "The Small Dick Pendejo" Pantera

 

[lovasway]

Hey y'all,
So how come nobody posts? I was fishing around the internet looking for some pointers on a new foray, and ran into this. How in the hell can thousands of people look at seven posts? Insane. I think it means we got a lot of 'fantasy lookers' without the gumption to cross the border. I calls 'em pussys.

Anyhow, I just graduated (again) and would be in SA and Austin this week at my leisure. So I heard ya ain't supposed to go to NL or Acuna at night; so who would like to meet up at the border, or for the ride into town? I never been mongering, been to a jack-shack, but not out on the dandy. I don't need to get ripped off, as I'll have just enough for ass, few beers, and bribes.

I did want to ask a few questions not seen anywhere else:
1. If I can't find a buddy to go, where should I go? Pappagayos in NL or would Acuna be safer. I am going after ten....

2. Let's say I come back late with a sore back, and have to visit the pharmacia for Rx relief: where would be a good place to crash on the mexican side? Is this a good idea?

3. What's the chances anyone's going to fuck with a 6'5" honky in mexico; peeps don't fuck with me here?

4. I leave the Estados Unidos con $200...will that get me back to the border? Sore back or not, I can get advil later. How long is overstaying your welcome in zona rosa, is two hours good? I don't want to start getting needled....